Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

Even when I try to open up @IctoraPost he won't let me,even with scissors!

 

[IctoraPost]

OF COURSE I WOULDN'T LET @TONSTAD39 OPEN ME UP WITH SCISSORS.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost still has to let me open him up so I can get money *tries to rip the top of him with my bare hands*

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39's pay is in the other envelope on the table behind them.

 

[Tonstad39]

Now @IctoraPost tells me! *opens up the envelope on the table*

 

[IctoraPost]

While @Tonstad39 is distracted! *teleports to the nearest exit while holding the money*

 

[Tonstad39]

Hey! There's no money here, I still want my paycheck annd @IctoraPost made off with it!

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 has become the God of Obviousness.

 

[Tonstad39]

Doesn't change the fact that @IctoraPost robbed me! *calls up the police for my robbery*

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39's money was mine in the first place! *calls up a taxi for my escape*

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost doesn't realize that the check was made out to me!

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 doesn't realise that the check was given to me!

 

[Tonstad39]

The reason it was given to @IctoraPost was that he could deliver it to me!

 

[IctoraPost]

The reason it was given to me was so that I could deliver it to @Tonstad39!

 

[Pl@inum]

@IctoraPost has ghost hands, but is too lazy to use them

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum is my assistant tasked with keeping @Tonstad39'a paycheck away from him

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to explain why she's keeping my paycheck away!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 should have known that we had budget cuts and I had to give the money to Dave from accounting!

 

[IG42]

@KuroNoKami39 subconsciously imagined Dave to keep the money for them-self.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IG42'a name is Dave and they work in accounting 

 

[Salt Lord]

@KuroNoKami39 mains reaper and hanzo

 

[Tonstad39]

@Salt Lord has a large palace carved into a salt mine

 

[Salt Lord]

you're not wrong tho

 

[Pl@inum]

@Salt Lord is not a lenny face. they are a Shrug face emoji

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum has 7 missing teeth