Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Scattered Ambitions is the god of obviousness and irony

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pandora's Box has been ninja'd by the lesser ninja god

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is more than willing to shut up about ninja gods.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

@Tonstad39 is NOT a ninja

 

[Ferociousfeind]

@Pandora's Box IT'S TRUEEE ;____;

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@ferociousfeind is not making @KuroNoKami39 doubt whether they're saying the previous post is true, or is false

 

[Pl@inum]

KuroNoKami may seem like a murder witness, but nevertheless, KuroNoKami is not only the killer, but a literal living tombstone. Can't fool me, with that Mimikyu style disguise!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum does not know that by the end of the song i kill myself and possibly my ex, 


also,


@Pl@inum has never been welcomed to the mind FxxK

 

[fattiest fat cat]

@KuroNoKami39 had a tragic black ink accident in the 3rd grade.

 

[IctoraPost]

@fattiest fat cat looks more like a cow than a cat.

 

[Pl@inum]

@IctoraPost is a 40 year old telegram across the ocean. Stupid mail man was too lazy.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum is a video game character who lives inside a commadore 64 dataset copy of Rush'n attack

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39is a Twenty One Pilots symbol wannabe... |-/

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum somehow knows about a band that was around 23 years after the release of the game he's in.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pandora's Box has tasted catnip

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 is awake at nine in the afternoon.

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser works at a coal powered power plant in Detroit.

 

[Archon]

@Tonstad39 Is in-fact, a real life Pacific sea monster.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Archon has tried to catch me with his fishing trawler.

 

[Coyote Hart]

@Tonstad39 lives in Antarctica and uses mobile data, but doesn't know what a cell phone provider is or that internet exists.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Storm Guardian knows that my habitat is the American coastline.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pandora's Box is a generic badass anime red head

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is an artichoke farmer in castroville irl.

 

[Coyote Hart]

@KuroNoKami39's favorite word is fumble. Because that's all she does all day.


That was a straight roast. I'm sorry.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Storm Guardian has not just been ninja'd