Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pandora's Box has never seen me wield a knife before

 

[Coyote Hart]

All @Pandora's Box listens to is the Pandora radio. And for reasons unknown, she's listening to Let it Go.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Storm Guardian actually owns Pandora radio and is currently controlling what @Pandora's Box is listening to

 

[Coyote Hart]

@KuroNoKami39 loves to play Silvagunner high quality rips over and over again.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Storm Guardian hates Silvagunner

 

[Tonstad39]

@Storm Guardian was actually fired from being a storm guardian in 2005 when he unleashed Katrina on the Deep South.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been ninja'd by the new ninja god's disciple

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 wasn't a ninja God to begin with

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 doesn't know that i'm also the god of promotions and upgrades 

 

[Ferociousfeind]

@KuroNoKami39 is a ninja

 

[Tonstad39]

@ferociousfeind is actually a treeko who phishes as a snivy in the internet

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 is unaware that I am a Dutch Angel Dragon that once lived in Paradise, and forcibly moved to Aether, and then Terra.


In other words, I'm freaking real.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum caused 1.3 million dollars of collateral damage when he last rampaged a major city.

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 is gender-deaf.


I have no gender and perfer she/her

 

[IctoraPost]

@Pl@inum has a gender and prefers he/him.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost is a paycheck underneath the envelope and won't let anyone get paid with it.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is actually the worker who was to receive @IctoraPost as a paycheck

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 is actually the boss that sent @Tonstad39 the paycheck.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost received a raise 

 

[Pl@inum]

@KuroNoKami39 secretly decreased @IctoraPost's pay by 75%

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost still has to let me have at my pay! Or else @Pl@inum will boycott your postal service!

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 doesn't realize while @IctoraPost made $125 before they now make...


aw crap I can't math guys sorry

 

[IctoraPost]

@Pl@inum could have used a calculator to reduce my pay to $93.75, but didn't.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost still needs to open up and give me my paycheck!

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 is the one who needs to open me up - I can't because I don't have hands!