Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Arion said:
Walk around a map for three hours playing army and saying words that were only created so you can look like a special snowflake while surviving multiple shots to the gut and IEDs to the face.

- Arma 3 Multiplayer
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Ex. Victor Charlie To the Oscar Mike until rally at DZ. (A guy said this to me and we basically went on an adventure in a circle.)
 
You eat shit, you grow, you eat more shit and sing a little bit maybe, then you eat even more shit, set some things on fire, and maybe play some music too, then you:
A. Force your religion down other people's throats till they drown in holy water
B. Make people happy then make them drown in money
C. Fuck up everything with guns
And then once you've done that you fly around space getting spice to sell to people, and then blow them up.
-- spore, anyone remember that game? They're making a sequel...
 
A man in a chicken mask kills a motorcyclist (but not really), one thing leads to another, the United States is destroyed through several nuclear detonations.

-Hotline Miami (1 & 2)
 
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Using a vacuum cleaner, prevent balls of sludge from eating each other's poop.

-Slime Rancher
 
Zombie travels kingdom to kill other zombies and defeats a king so he can light himself on fire.
- Dark Souls
 
Humans found the secret of immortality and the secret of immortality eventually told them to go fuck themselves
- Nier

The story doesn't actually matter because it's an endless cycle of killing things to harvest their corpses so you can kill more things to harvest their corpses.
- Monster Hunter

The city will know you as a saint for going around punching people in the face and then proceeding to shock them with electricity
- Infamous

The only race you can pick is Rectangle
- Thomas was alone

A teenager who can't figure out how to actually speak teenager takes 5 episodes to figure out that the secret to having time powers is to never use them in the first place.
- Life is Strange
 
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You and everyone you love are forced to live in small, scattered settlements because the moment you venture into the wilderness, you become the prey for super powered animals that can only be defeated by other super powered animals, creatures so vicious that the government is practically formed around who can tame the strongest beasts, creating such a competitive scene that people in the wilds will outright force you into a fight where, if you fail to fend them off, they will just up and take your money.
- Pokemon
(I sometimes get tired of all the make dog-fighting for kids jokes I see. Everyone always forgets the real dark reality that living in this world would actually be like)

The internet is alive and the creatures inside it might just destroy everything unless some random kid abandons their life in the real world to make sure that either world is still there tomorrow.
- Most Digimon games

In Harry Potter, boggarts are amorphous creatures that transform into your greatest fears. In Folklore, you can use boggarts to punch your way through Hell. Literally.
- Folklore
 
You are an immortal douche and enslaver with brainwashing powers. Send your brainwashed slaves to fight other douche-slaves, get douche-medals, become the greatest douche.


Pokémon
 
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Small children report teenagers for cyberbullying when they make hilarious insults at each other.
It slowly transforms into a communist state as everyone requests everything to be free, and that paid users have their rights taken away.
Clickbait is possible, so it is abundant.
-Roblox
 
A villain that would've gotten away with his plans if it wasn't for some pesky kids and their animal mascot.

- Persona 3, 4, and 5 (I think; still playing it)
 
8 bit table tennis.
-Pong

Waifu Brawl Simulator
-Skullgirls

Turning left at high speeds.
-Nascar

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-Air Control

EA takes your childhood, breaks it over it's knee and forces you to pay $100 to duct tape it back together.
-Star Wars Battlefront EA

EA takes futbol and makes it even less playable.
-FIFA series

Chris Redfield shoots supermen and Gods with regular guns and kills them also lots of t&a
-Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds

Serial Killers in a Demolition Derby
-Twisted Metal

Fabulous poses and some fighting, featuring ghosts, vampires, and Aztec stripper gods. Also horses.
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven
 
Sunstone said:
You eat shit, you grow, you eat more shit and sing a little bit maybe, then you eat even more shit, set some things on fire, and maybe play some music too, then you:
A. Force your religion down other people's throats till they drown in holy water
B. Make people happy then make them drown in money
C. Fuck up everything with guns
And then once you've done that you fly around space getting spice to sell to people, and then blow them up.
-- spore, anyone remember that game? They're making a sequel...
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I loved Spore aaaah I'm so happy I'm not the only one who played it
 
A black gangbanging kid, a depressed middle aged male and a Canadian psychopath go on a rampage through Los Santos and get rich.

- GTA V

You create your very own mute character and get bossed around by other people in order to get rich. Oh, and did I mention that your mute character creeps the Canadian psychopath out?

- GTA V Online
 
Farcry

Your character, for the most part, has no medical knowledge or experience with an kind of weaponry before the game starts. Once the game starts, it's like they've been doing it their whole life. WTF!?
 
Battle field 1-
Campaign-
See through your own eyes the most brutal war in history. Oh ya and in the tutorial no matter how many germans you kill you will die.... Several times and your efforts don't matter.
Operation- ok so you and 31 other players need to throw themselves at 32 dug in, reinforced, and probably booby trapped trenches. Oh and once your done off to another map with whatever amount of lives you have left. You have 3 waves of men to do this.
Rush- same as above but only 1 chance to win
Conquest- think your rifle can stand up against a tank?
War pigeon- try and save a bird that both sides need to send a message back to there own lines... Even through it should only head to one place.
 
Agar.io

Be a small ball that eats smaller balls, so you can eat bigger balls, and become the biggest ball of all.
And then hit those damn spike thingys and die.
 
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