Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[Arin]

Damn it, why do I have to take all these tests at school? And why do all my friends suck?

-Persona 5.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Baseball with all the aggression of Hockey.
-MLB Slugfest

Be Batman.
-Batman: Arkham series

Everything vs Everything except you will never defeat Rare Akuma or Chuck Norris.
-MUGEN

 

[Kryukfel]

An edgy demigod whom plows through hell and heaven.
- Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls

Become powered and take on an evil cult in air and underwater, but wait! Guest appearance of Patrick Stewart.
- Bioshock

Sam Fisher's evil clone takes on the Illuminati.
- HITMAN

If Pop'em, Sock'em Robots were actually fleshy organ bags.
- UFC 2

 

[PillowCannon]

I broke your spine twice already, how are you still moving?

Mortal Kombat X

 

[Gabe]

Wake up to your first day as Space Police then watch as your planet is destroyed by a tentacle monster, killing everyone you know, including all of the Space Police. Then you wake up in a derelict ship and have to scavenge resources to fix the ship and go find the tentacle monster that wants to eat the universe.



-Starbound

 

[Hall Kervean]

Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle

-No Man's Sky

 

[dollnurse]

young boy touches a girl for the first time and travels halfway across a desolate world to find her. along the way you are pursued by cats and ghost torsos that won't stop LITERALLY KICKING YOUR ASS, and come to learn the true meaning of friendship; gay robots. also everyone you love dies.

- Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon

 

[Sludge]

The richest roleplaying experience offered by videogames today is waiting here, right behind that naked clown with a bfg.

- Space Station 13

 

[MafagafoGirl]

8 middle-aged men and a college jock fight their clones over the alamo because some old dude offered them radioactive gold
-TF2

Shower-curtain fixtures CEO spends millions on potatos, hair gel and combustible lemons only to die from moon poisoning
-Portal 2

Play God. But your controlled people are as dumb as a door. And you need to pay over 300 bucks for the full experience.
-Sims franchise

Spore space stage but with space whales
-Stellaris

Baseball legend goes on adventure to kill everyone inside a dying kid's head
-OFF

 

[Yonsisac]

sliding simulator
-Warframe-​

 

[MafagafoGirl]

Science company can't communicate with aliens
-Half-Life

Pain and Suffering now with more eldritch horrors
-Darkest Dungeon

Be a Russian border inspector and feel like you're in your actual job
-Papers, Please

 

[Mage_Clawhammer]

You are a God.
Accept missions from helpless mortals to spread your religion.
Get chastised like a four year old for failure.

-Black & White-​

 

[TrueBananaz]

Get verbally insulted by robots

-Portal

 

[TrueBananaz]

Be an oval who will undoubtedly cause a restaurant shut down

-Happy Burger

 

[TrueBananaz]

Die

-Dark Souls

 

[Sludge]

...Die again.

-Dark Souls II

 

[Corrosion]

And again and again and again.

- Dark Souls III

 

[Hall Kervean]

Make Buzzfeed's top 5 worst cities in the United States list in five minutes.
-Sim City

 

[Cicatrix]

The plot is all over the place, there's an endless amount of side-games that offer more questions then they answer, almost every character is a clone, and Mickey Mouse is there for some reason.
-Kingdom Hearts

 

[Amicus]

you were just minding your business until some old dude shows up and oops all your friends are dead gotta follow the old guy oops he's dead too time to kill a dragon and save the world
Dragon Agerigins

 

[Cross]

You're a dream but you have daddy issues. Go help this chick save the world --FF10

Amnesia is for losers. Like you. Whoops. Your girlfriend gets stabbed and it's akward. You kill a guy for trying to hang out with his mom.--FF7

 

[Terrabreak]

Hey you opened a box for no reason and froze everyone in your village.
Hey you saved everyone but now must go revive the whole world.
Hey you brought plants, animals and humans back to life, good job!
Hey you woke up the greatest scientist in the whole world from his cryogenic sleep!
Hey said scientist broke the cycle of life and death by creating zombies and to some extent killed the world in the first place!
Hey you find out you and your whole village were created literally by the Devil, who planned everything so you would wake up the scientist at the end, oh no!
Hey you killed the scientist, went back to your village and killed the Devil, good job!
For all your efforts God allows you and your village to live a normal life... for 1 day before disappearing completly.

TL: DR - You must endure a long journey in order to revive the world and as a reward you and your village vanish into the ether and it all started because you opened the goddamn box!

 

[Sharkluminati]

You're fat and adopted. Also you jump through holes and stuff
-Portal 2

 

[Lordvader59]

INDUSTRIALIZE BEFORE THEY MURDER YOUR ASS SIMULATOR
(HOI IV, specifically, playing a minor)

 

[FactionGuerrilla]

These examples aren't full-on games, but from maps within games:

• A vodka-addicted Communist, a honor-obsessed Imperialist, and a loud-mouthed Marine all help an insane Nazi fulfill his plan of getting inside a little girl. (CoD Black Ops Zombies- the map Moon to be specific.)
• An April Fools joke in Alcatraz goes wrong, resulting in the prankster getting killed by his fellow inmates, whom join the prankster in a hellish version of prison after being electrocuted. (BO2 Zombies- Mob of The Dead.)
• A brash farmgirl, a nerd, a cultist, and a forgetful old man abuse a mentally challenged giant. (BO2's Buried.)