Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Steve
The Man of Blocks stood still for a moment, before replying to Snake's plan with, as usual, a rather short message.
steve: ok.
steve is typing...
steve: tell if you see a cave.
With his message conveyed, the Block Man returned to the area he was mining out. Without coal, he couldn't simply start digging downwards, he had to make sure he had sunlight to see what he was mining, which slowed down the process of digging downward.
Then, he struck gold. Or to be more accurate, black gold. A block that looked similar to stone, but with black flecks sprinkled about it. If the pixels that made up Steve's face could have turned into a smile, they would've done so. Happily, he mining away at the block right beneath him. Finally, he could begin to properly mine, with torches!
In his joy, however, he had forgotten a very simple rule of Minecraft that if ignored, could lead to disaster.
Never. Dig. Straight. Down. Alex had done her best to drill this into Steve's head, but his literally blocky brain tended to forget important things like that. Luckily for him, he didn't have the misfortune of plunging straight into lava the last time this had happened.
He did take damage from the fall, his entire body quickly flashing red before returning to normal. An oof noise came from him, despite his facial pixels remaining the same. Tilting his head upwards, Steve could see light peaking through a block-shaped hole above him. While getting up there was no challenge for the Minecraftian, there was one small issue...
Bones could be heard clacking on stone blocks, approaching Steve! While Steve could've easily handled one lone skeleton, even in the dark with a stone sword and leather boots, a raspy groaning noise of the undead joined the clickily clacking of the skeleton, alongside the hiss of a spider. Pixelated undead fleshed smacked him at the same time an arrow went flying, sending Steve flying back a small amount! There was only one thing to do...
Swapping through his Hotbar, Steve selected his pickaxe and dug as quickly as he could, carving out a hole three blocks deep before sealing the newly created manhole with a block of dirt- which would stand out against the gray stone if a light source could be put down. Accidental luck. Mining a block to the left of him, Steve quickly used the 2x2 crafting table in his inventory to create a torch with the one piece of coal he had acquired by mining the block that had placed him in this situation. Bringing out the apple he had accidentally acquired, he chomped down on it, filling his hunger enough so that he could automatically begin to heal from the damage taken from that brief encounter.
Luckily Steve wasn't a prideful sort of little block-guy. Snake would see a message pop up in the chat function, longer than the little responses Steve usually sent
steve: so i ooped.
steve: and am stuck in cave.
steve: plz come help.
steve: theres spider skeleton zombie.
steve: i dig a hole and hide.
steve: need help.
steve: : ((((
steve: : (((((((((
Who taught him how to make a frowny face? Regardless, it looked like Steve was between a rock and a hard place- Snake better devise a plan of action, quick!
AvidElmV2
The Man of Blocks stood still for a moment, before replying to Snake's plan with, as usual, a rather short message.
steve: ok.
steve is typing...
steve: tell if you see a cave.
With his message conveyed, the Block Man returned to the area he was mining out. Without coal, he couldn't simply start digging downwards, he had to make sure he had sunlight to see what he was mining, which slowed down the process of digging downward.
Then, he struck gold. Or to be more accurate, black gold. A block that looked similar to stone, but with black flecks sprinkled about it. If the pixels that made up Steve's face could have turned into a smile, they would've done so. Happily, he mining away at the block right beneath him. Finally, he could begin to properly mine, with torches!
In his joy, however, he had forgotten a very simple rule of Minecraft that if ignored, could lead to disaster.
Never. Dig. Straight. Down. Alex had done her best to drill this into Steve's head, but his literally blocky brain tended to forget important things like that. Luckily for him, he didn't have the misfortune of plunging straight into lava the last time this had happened.
He did take damage from the fall, his entire body quickly flashing red before returning to normal. An oof noise came from him, despite his facial pixels remaining the same. Tilting his head upwards, Steve could see light peaking through a block-shaped hole above him. While getting up there was no challenge for the Minecraftian, there was one small issue...
Bones could be heard clacking on stone blocks, approaching Steve! While Steve could've easily handled one lone skeleton, even in the dark with a stone sword and leather boots, a raspy groaning noise of the undead joined the clickily clacking of the skeleton, alongside the hiss of a spider. Pixelated undead fleshed smacked him at the same time an arrow went flying, sending Steve flying back a small amount! There was only one thing to do...
Swapping through his Hotbar, Steve selected his pickaxe and dug as quickly as he could, carving out a hole three blocks deep before sealing the newly created manhole with a block of dirt- which would stand out against the gray stone if a light source could be put down. Accidental luck. Mining a block to the left of him, Steve quickly used the 2x2 crafting table in his inventory to create a torch with the one piece of coal he had acquired by mining the block that had placed him in this situation. Bringing out the apple he had accidentally acquired, he chomped down on it, filling his hunger enough so that he could automatically begin to heal from the damage taken from that brief encounter.
Luckily Steve wasn't a prideful sort of little block-guy. Snake would see a message pop up in the chat function, longer than the little responses Steve usually sent
steve: so i ooped.
steve: and am stuck in cave.
steve: plz come help.
steve: theres spider skeleton zombie.
steve: i dig a hole and hide.
steve: need help.
steve: : ((((
steve: : (((((((((
Who taught him how to make a frowny face? Regardless, it looked like Steve was between a rock and a hard place- Snake better devise a plan of action, quick!
AvidElmV2