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[Kaiju Cat]

Seph being nice while drunk kinda scary still.

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Joker probably could give girl advice but he avoids letting people ask him. Giving advice would likely mean talking about how he got with Ann and he’d probably be embarrassed admitting she caught his eye immediately


Roxas just pulls Sora away and tells him to leave it be

XD Sora takes a job in retail for one reason or another. After a bit, he finds himself hating the world. He's horrified at that realization, then he's like, "OMG I GET IT NOW!" D8

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Sora drowns his sorrows of retail woes with sea salt ice cream.
Seph: Join the club!

 

[AvidElmV2]

Like a good dad, Snake takes him shooting afterwards.

Isabelle tags along to the range!

Fox is probably there too. Poor guy.

Responsible Dad Snake is my favorite RP headcanon.

 

[Ploegy]

He’s gotta be a good, responsible dad for his totally not reckless phantom thief son

 

[GrumpySwallow]

I love the mental image of Snake taking the boys to Hooters and the range! XD

Snake: *at the range* Before I give you a firearm, what is the most important rule of gun safety?

Pit: Keep your booger-flicker off the bang-switch unless you're intending to shoot! 8D

Snake: Excellent! *tosses Pit one of his guns*

Isabelle: *shooting a Colt Python magnum revolver* *gets headshots with all her rounds*

 

[GrumpySwallow]

I feel like I can make a Valentines Day joke about Sephiroth and "piercing hearts" but I'm not creative enough atm

 

[GrumpySwallow]

 

[Ploegy]

I love the mental image of Snake taking the boys to Hooters and the range! XD

Joker sitting there clearly uncomfortable his eyes stuck to the table or the menus because he is so unsure about everything around him plus ya know he probably wouldn’t want Ann being upset with him. He’s seen some weird cafes back home in Japan but nothing like Hooters.

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Joker sitting there clearly uncomfortable his eyes stuck to the table or the menus because he is so unsure about everything around him plus ya know he probably wouldn’t want Ann being upset with him. He’s seen some weird cafes back home in Japan but nothing like Hooters.

I can see a lot of the Little Brothers blushing and keeping their eyes on the table.

Kirby is oblivious to it all. He just waves hello to all the waitresses and eats his food!

 

[Funnier President]

Steve would randomly crack a "Femboy Hooters" joke on someone and refuse to elaborate

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Steve gets all the ladies because chicks can't resist a guy with a square jaw! *shot*

 

[Ploegy]

Steve getting all the ladies and Joker being a good big brother and taking the uncomfortable Little Brothers outside he uses this as an excuse to gather himself. Has to channel that usual calm, collected side of his

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Pokey is just staring at the ladies and having pervy thoughts some needs to drag him away

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I’ll get to Pokey first and other posts I feel sorta inspired

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Hyped to play wild arms 1 fuck I love the hell out of that game for it being a ps1 game and even more it’s available on the ps4.

 

[GrumpySwallow]

It'd be kind of funny if the Pits are more concerned with how mediocre the food at Hooters is rather than pay attention to the waitresses because Palutena had a bunch of Venus de Milo statues in her temple in the NES game. Also, the Syrens.

Poor Toon Link has to be one of the Little Brothers that goes outside because he can't keep his eyes still. He can't help it! Even when there's nothing to look at, his eyes are always moving!

 

[Ploegy]

Just had a thought. Joker goes outside and calms himself, but one of the adult Smash Bros thought it'd be funny to have Ann be there and made a whole plan with her in advance and when he comes back in, she's just there probably not dressed up like a waitress to avoid confusion, but probably something similar to her p5d outfit Joker.exe has stopped working after all this

 

[Develius]

SheepKing - I imagine this is what Agent Three has to listen to constantly in the Splatoon Lobby/Arena~​

 

[SheepKing]

SheepKing - I imagine this is what Agent Three has to listen to constantly in the Splatoon Lobby/Arena~​

Omg yesss it’s an ancient spiritual hymn from human civilizations long ago . Nobody knows the true meaning behind it or who this mysterious Mariah Carey is but when Chirpy Chips made a cover that’s all Inkling heard for the entirety of December skfjskfh I went to the channel and they also did a weezer cover

 

[GrumpySwallow]

On the firearms talk, I've wanted to draw a recreation of Dark Pit's creation with this scene from Army of Darkness. Pit would have a Flintlock Staff. I've just never gotten around to doing it.



"Light, dark... I'm the guy with the gun."

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Having worked retail, I'm "meh" on Christmas music in general, but those covers are CUTE!

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Just had a thought. Joker goes outside and calms himself, but one of the adult Smash Bros thought it'd be funny to have Ann be there and made a whole plan with her in advance and when he comes back in, she's just there probably not dressed up like a waitress to avoid confusion, but probably something similar to her p5d outfit Joker.exe has stopped working after all this

Maybe one of the other lady fighters made the plans with her to mess with the boys!

Toon Link returns home. Link silently asks him how the day went, Toon shrugs. He didn't get it at all, but going to the range was fun!

 

[Ploegy]

Someone thought Joker was too tense lately and decided to try and help him out. It did not go to plan. He is taken home immediately. His usual confidence was nowhere to be found that night

 

[GrumpySwallow]

LOL aww poor Joker!