Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Elephantom]

• Sharp Claws and Teeth: With their dagger like claws and teeth, improvised weaponry is only ever a swipe away for Lizardfolk.

also Elephantom real nice FC for Jeanie -- did ya draw him yourself?

Noperidoo. I did edit it a bit, but the work's not miney.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Reading the struggle on wooing Emil will be one of comic reliefs in these plots

It won't help that Walter is sheltering a dark witch who is secretly pining for him. Also, that dark witch is half Walter's age, and Walter views her as something of a daughter or a younger sister because their personalities are so similar.

 

[Elephantom]

It's too bad Walter will only be first interested in sparring with her. And in-character, he's so horrible at romance. He'll fit in well with a girl with a dark heart, but for a virtuous woman like Emilia? God, the difficulty level for Walter would be so legendary.

Huh, wha'bout Jean. His piece still works, y'know...

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Huh, wha'bout Jean. His piece still works, y'know...

Walter will never allow an old man like Jean to marry Emilia!

Oh, and I was thinking that the dark witch Eva will team up with Jean to take down the Walter-Emilia duo.

Ffssss, for fuck's safe, this plot gets complicated every 5 minutes we talk here. At first, it was exciting but now I've got so much to deal with...

*Cries softly*

 

[Elephantom]

Walter will never allow an old man like Jean to marry Emilia!

Oh, and I was thinking that the dark witch Eva will team up with Jean to take down the Walter-Emilia duo.

Ffssss, for fuck's safe, this plot gets complicated every 5 minutes we talk here. At first, it was exciting but now I've got so much to deal with...

*Cries softly*

Hohoho, how can Walter stop a dashing swashbuckler from stealing the naive Emil?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Hohoho, how can Walter stop a dashing swashbuckler from stealing the naive Emil?

We'll spend a good part of the story resolving THAT.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

@Nogoodname
She'll most likely give up her heart for her unit than for ur men, you two

Tsk, then I'll quit being a lord and join her unit.

 

[Elephantom]

@Nogoodname
She'll most likely give up her heart for her unit than for ur men, you two

Then, it seems as if Jean has to sneak into her unit, then...

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Then, it seems as if Jean has to sneak into her unit, then...

"Hey, I was here first, old man!"

 

[Elephantom]

"Hey, I was here first, old man!"

"En Garde! I'll eat your heart before Emil even sees it!"

 

[Historical Storyteller]

tfw a captain steps down from his position to join a unit he actually cant be for
cause he doesn't utilise magic
at all

IN THE END ROMANCE WILL REIGN SUPREME -- says all the romance novels Nolan's yet to read

Doesn't matter, Walter will beat everyone who disagrees with him.

"En Garde! I'll eat your heart before Emil even sees it!"

"You shall taste the steel of my sword firsthand, Jeanie."

 

[Elephantom]

tfw a captain steps down from his position to join a unit he actually cant be for
cause he doesn't utilise magic
at all

IN THE END JEAN WILL REIGN SUPREME -- says all the JEAN novels Nolan's yet to read

 

[Elephantom]

"You shall taste the steel of my sword firsthand, Jeanie."

"You blasted monkey, I'll taste your blood before I'll taste your steel!"

 

[Elephantom]

I CANT BELIEVE NOLAN READS JEAN NOVELS

JEAN novels JEAN novels JEAN novels

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"You blasted monkey, I'll taste your blood before I'll taste your steel!"

(Blast, my creativity's gone down the toilet.)

"Jean, let me be frank with you. Why do you love Emilia? I must ask because I find it hard to believe that a virtuous woman like her will ever fall in love with a dirty old man like you."

 

[Historical Storyteller]

(like you aren't so different)

Hey, I had to say SOMETHING, OK?

 

[Elephantom]

(Blast, my creativity's gone down the toilet.)

"Jean, let me be frank with you. Why do you love Emilia? I must ask because I find it hard to believe that a virtuous woman like her will ever fall in love with a dirty old man like you."

"Became I'm dashing, so very handsome, and precariously witty. Unlike a very certain low-life. Nolat, back me up! En Garde, Garde!"

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"Became I'm dashing, so very handsome, and precariously witty. Unlike a very certain low-life. Nolat, back me up! En Garde, Garde!"

"No, Jean, you're delusional, you're old, and you're annoying. I'm no low-life, Jean, I have to earn my place just like everybody else."

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"I'm neither in favour of either of you "courting" Emilia. It's slightly disturbing, actually."

"I just can't help it, Nolan. It's not the typical lovey-dovey scenario, believe me. It's just that whenever I see her, all my doubts and all my fears just fade away whenever I look at her. There's something about her that I can't quite grasp, Nolan."

 

[Elephantom]

"No, Jean, you're delusional, you're old, and you're annoying. I'm no low-life, Jean, I have to earn my place just like everybody else."

"Thus speaks the asylum-goer. You believe that I'll believe you? Hardly! When I'm done, I'll have off with your head, shrink it, and give it to physicians for them to examine. Now, on your guard, boy, on your guard!"

 

[Elephantom]

"I'm neither in favour of either of you "courting" Emilia. It's slightly disturbing, actually."

"It's because she's mute, Nolaf, she can't verbally resist my many advances."

 

[Elephantom]

"Now THAT is wha I mean by DISTURBING. She isn't as helpless as you think -- she still has her sword-hand and her wits."

"What exactly are you trying to imply, Nolar? She's obviously a maiden in need of help and a specialized sword..."

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

"It's because she's mute, Nolaf, she can't verbally resist my many advances."

"....... Tch, hentai-jiji*...."

*Perverted old man

 

[Elephantom]

"....... Tch, hentai-jiji*...."

*Perverted old man

"I don't speak monkey, monkey! Now your tongue shall taste my sharp, slightly tangy blade!"

 

[archur]

"OI! AH'LL SHUT BOFF OF YA IN A ROIGHT SEKOND WIF DIS NANSENZ COORTIN FING!"