Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Water Kingdom it is.
You're so good, Facey, I hope you don't regret it and join the dark side. The only person in the Water Kingdom is this hot mermaid.
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Water Kingdom it is.
Oh dang it! A hot mermaid? That's just the worst.You're so good, Facey, I hope you don't regret it and join the dark side. The only person in the Water Kingdom is this hot mermaid.
Oh dang it! A hot mermaid? That's just the worst.
Fucking mermaids.I know right? You can't see the great vast open sea with all those tits bouncing in front of ya. Fucking mermaids!
Fucking mermaids.
I am purposely making the weakest character ever. Just for contrast. I think it will be fun to play a basic infantry character when everyone else is playing basically demi-gods.So far in this roleplay we have a Dark lord with a good heart, a couple of characters ripped off from Street Fighter, a shapeshifter, a lady knight with a pure heart, a pencil pusher that can actually kick ass, ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARACTERS EVER WHICH IS MY CHARACTER, a hot mermaid that commands the Water Navy, ALSO ANOTHER GREAT CHARACTER which is GRIMGUTZZZZ the most badass ork evahhh, and then we have JEANNNN THE LOST KINGGGG THAT WILL TOTALLY KILL YOUUU TOOOO, then we have you....
Several others.... plague doctor... and shit but all right that's all for now.
So far in this roleplay we have a Dark lord with a good heart, a couple of characters ripped off from Street Fighter, a shapeshifter, a lady knight with a pure heart, a pencil pusher that can actually kick ass, ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARACTERS EVER WHICH IS MY CHARACTER, a hot mermaid that commands the Water Navy, ALSO ANOTHER GREAT CHARACTER which is GRIMGUTZZZZ the most badass ork evahhh, and then we have JEANNNN THE LOST KINGGGG THAT WILL TOTALLY KILL YOUUU TOOOO, then we have you....
Several others.... plague doctor... and shit but all right that's all for now.
So, what's up, people?
I am purposely making the weakest character ever. Just for contrast. I think it will be fun to play a basic infantry character when everyone else is playing basically demi-gods.
In general, the usual chaos, Eleph.
We've started the roleplay and everybody's busy. And there's a new guy named Faceless.
And if you want me to get specific... oh god there's so many specifics.
I figured as much, which is exactly why it's going to be fun to play as a scrawny Lizardfolk. While everyone is engaged in political warfare, he'll be going about his usual tribe life, waiting to get dispatched and probably die. It's going to be great.I don't think fighting's going to be too much here. Mostly political and subterfuge shit.
I figured as much, which is exactly why it's going to be fun to play as a scrawny Lizardfolk. While everyone is engaged in political warfare, he'll be going about his usual tribe life, waiting to get dispatched and probably die. It's going to be great.
I am purposely making the weakest character ever. Just for contrast. I think it will be fun to play a basic infantry character when everyone else is playing basically demi-gods.
What Heis means to say is that we three are the most powerful, impactful characters here and the rest of you don't quite MATTER.
I figured as much, which is exactly why it's going to be fun to play as a scrawny Lizardfolk. While everyone is engaged in political warfare, he'll be going about his usual tribe life, waiting to get dispatched and probably die. It's going to be great.
It's going to be de la great. Unless, of course, Jean finds a good use for a scrawny lizardman who seems very unassuming and is so normal that nobody even notices him...
The Dark king can still kick our ass if we are not careful, Eleph. What's more is that the Light kingdom is still a superpower even if it is still engage in numerous civil wars. We can not underestimate our enemies if we want to achieve victory. Even the shapeshifter alone will be a formidable opponent to deal with as he can frame us for something we did not do. What more can we expect from the Dark king's minions? Chaos and terror, Eleph.
We may be powerful but we are still fighting against the odds. We are fighting both the Light and the Darkness and possibly all the other kingdoms combined. We have powerful friends and enemies, and in the end we will pay a heavy cost. So much blood will be spilled for our ambitions. Will the people remember us for our greatness or our cruelty and pettiness? I wonder...
I wonder what line in the sand Walter will draw before he stops...
What limits Jean will have...
And what level of violence will make Grimgutz freeze in terror...
We are all pushing our characters to the limits. Not just us but the others as well. We will see who is the most powerful character in the end. My character may start off well, but he can still fall down to the depths.
We shall see what the future holds for us when we ARE in the future.
Eleph, I pledge my loyalty to you as my overlord and as my king... I will fight by your side forever and I will love your friends and hate your enemies... I will destroy or save the world at your command... and I will do it without a second thought. I will not fight for justice. I will not fight for all that is good in this world. I will fight for YOU.
Now, let's get this roleplay started!
Yep, he'll be a good undercover agent. It's their job not to be noticeable anyway.
Grimgutz is supremely noticeable.
Walter kicks people too much.
Jean brags and boasts, and is kleptomaniac.
I can understand the uses a very ordinary person might hold.
Forgive me but wlater foesnt seem like thr type to take his own life.Right now... I just have to think about what you said earlier... It's really gotten to me.
And Walter does have a neutral, objective assessment of everything. He... prides himself in being as honest as possible. He takes everything in account and leaves nothing behind. In the end, he's sort of cold and calculating but he doesn't let anyone in on it. Walter is so good at his job and people hate him so much that he's... so alone...
And in truth, I think Walter never hated anybody... he only hated himself... He HATES himself and... that will provide... a good plot point later... when he's all alone... and nobody is there to stop him from taking his own life.
Forgive me but wlater foesnt seem like thr type to take his own life.
A death wish sure but suicide? Probably not
You underestimate the princess and those loyal to her but you'll see
You underestimate the princess and those loyal to her but you'll see
See, Eleph? Princess is gonna go put some sunshine on us and we're done for. No, seriously, the princess IS powerful.
The princess is young, can fight with both magic and sword...
And Jean is just an old man... while Walter doesn't have magic... and Grimgutz... yeah Grim can probably take her on alone.