Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Lord Walter: "Interesting, you're the type of guy I'd like to hang around. But sadly, I must say that you have greatly underestimated how dangerous and handsome I am." *Coburn the Fireswisher raises an orb of light and flings it out to the darkness beyond. A few seconds later the a small field is engulfed in a great explosion and a few screams are heard.* "And just so you know, I don't play fair either. I like to believe that cheating is a contest and a game in itself, and the participants just have to find ways to out-cheat each other."
Coburn the Fireswisher: "Um, Lord Walter?"
Lord Walter: "Not now, Coburn, I'm currently engaged in a battle of egos with my new friend here."
Coburn the Fireswisher: "Sir, I think I accidentally hit an outhouse. It wasn't where the enemy was."
Lord Walter: "Goddamn it, Coburn."