Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Confidence my dude!
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Confidence my dude!
I can't even ask someone to lend me scissors!
You have to play out the scene first, gotta have brains, charm, and only lastly, confidence. If you just drunkenly amble over towards a girl who was staring at you because you were a grade-A wack, you'll be clapped by the cops. You need to work out the scene, whether it's absolutely consensual or not, and then you approach her — make up your most suave voice, act like a real gentleman, and don't ramble. Bonus points if you're wearing zoot shoes.
Grabbing scissors is already complicated enough, and now I have to charm an Elven woman?!
Forget it, at least I still have my hands.
Zoot shoes? Oxfords? Loafers? Moccasins? Slip-ons?
There are types of shoes now? Why can't the world just have shoes and not have so many names for different types of it?
Making you a gentleman is hopeless...
It's okay, because we'll make a man out of him just like in the Disney song.Making you a gentleman is hopeless...
It's okay, because we'll make a man out of him just like in the Disney song.
What? No, that's not necessary...
Too late I've already started the song!
too late son!That's it guys, I've decided to become a priest!
too late son!
Oh it really is for meIts never too late to give your soul to God.
Oh it really is for me
Oh boy talking religion on the internet, that's one big can o worms.That makes me wonder what religious groups do you people belong to or... if you belong to religious groups at all.
I am kind of a lapsed Catholic. I don't even know the rosary.
Oh boy talking religion on the internet, that's one big can o worms.
I guess I'd say I'm agnostic.
LK has griffons, DK has pegasai, WK nyet ships are enough, FK I'm terrified of what Ace will think up, EK doesn't exist yet.Hey, I wonder if this roleplay will have its own equivalent of the Air Force.
The Light Kingdom has its Griffons... what about the other kingdoms?
Hey, I wonder if this roleplay will have its own equivalent of the Air Force.
The Light Kingdom has its Griffons... what about the other kingdoms?
LK has griffons, DK has pegasai, WK nyet ships are enough, FK I'm terrified of what Ace will think up, EK doesn't exist yet.
As for me guys, my heart would be beating out of my chest but I would definitely go for it.
Girl like that tells me to come hither...Exactly. Like a MAN.
Girl like that tells me to come hither...
Got me 50 shades of fucked up if you think I aint hithering over there. If I bomb, oh well, I had a conversation with a Diva. But if I score....that memory will stay with me forever.
And who knows! Maybe she calls back?