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Fantasy Seiunita OOC

I can't even ask someone to lend me scissors!

You have to play out the scene first, gotta have brains, charm, and only lastly, confidence. If you just drunkenly amble over towards a girl who was staring at you because you were a grade-A wack, you'll be clapped by the cops. You need to work out the scene, whether it's absolutely consensual or not, and then you approach her — make up your most suave voice, act like a real gentleman, and don't ramble. Bonus points if you're wearing zoot shoes.
 
You have to play out the scene first, gotta have brains, charm, and only lastly, confidence. If you just drunkenly amble over towards a girl who was staring at you because you were a grade-A wack, you'll be clapped by the cops. You need to work out the scene, whether it's absolutely consensual or not, and then you approach her — make up your most suave voice, act like a real gentleman, and don't ramble. Bonus points if you're wearing zoot shoes.

Grabbing scissors is already complicated enough, and now I have to charm an Elven woman?!

Forget it, at least I still have my hands.
 
Exactly. Like a MAN.
Girl like that tells me to come hither...

Got me 50 shades of fucked up if you think I aint hithering over there. If I bomb, oh well, I had a conversation with a Diva. But if I score....that memory will stay with me forever.

And who knows! Maybe she calls back?
 
Girl like that tells me to come hither...

Got me 50 shades of fucked up if you think I aint hithering over there. If I bomb, oh well, I had a conversation with a Diva. But if I score....that memory will stay with me forever.

And who knows! Maybe she calls back?

But, well, that's like a one-in-a-million thing. Dream's dreams all right, but there ain't no damn barnacles in hoping.
 

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