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Fantasy Seiunita OOC
- Thread starter shadowz1995
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Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Pfft, I have friends tho.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Pfft, sorryWhat? So we're not your friends too?
I'm going to use my sad face right now...
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Maybe my heartbreak will work!
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
It... it worked?
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Nah.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Huh, anyways, Nogood, are you working on your post? I haven't started with mine yet.
And how are your exams?
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Ah for me, exams are not just a pain but they're a complete disaster.
Its soul crushing to stare at a paper for an hour... not knowing what to do. Damn math and accounting.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Gatta study more my dude.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
I know... but its impossible.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Dude, trust me if I can get studying down so can you.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Hmm, usually I favor cramming 30 minutes before the exam.
shadowz1995
Amoeba of Wisdom
Historical Storyteller
Nogoodname
Alright then since you both talkin shit. Let me paint the picture for you.
You're in a bar with your friends and sitting at the barkeeps table, is an elf.
This woman is absolutely enchanting. Tall, with a slender figure and some gracious curves. Skin is unbelievably smooth, as if completely untouched by the blade of time. Long, flowing blonde hair that is a mark of elven kind. Eyes as blue as the clear skies. She's wearing a dress thats completely out of place for a bar scene. Equal parts elegance and seductive. She looks like she belongs on a stage as the main act. You know everyone has been watching but she doesnt pay anyone any mind.
Until she lays eyes on you. She catches you staring but instead of looking away, her flawless pale lips smile at you. She blinks a few times, watching you through those long, blonde lashes and extends a finger at you. She curls it a few times and everyone turns to look who the hell was worthy of that goddess's attention. You down your drink as fast you can and go to the beckoning elf.
Now YOU tell me. Would you be able to talk with her and take her home with you at the end of the night? Or you would you be a sweating, stuttering wreck of a human being.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Protip, don't do that, it really really doesn't work.
Go to the library, or at least somewhere that isn't your house, study in bursts of 20 or so minutes with a small break in between, give yourself a LOT of time in advance, trust me it's super helpful.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
I'll be taking your pro tip then!
Alright then since you both talkin shit. Let me paint the picture for you.
You're in a bar with your friends and sitting at the barkeeps table, is an elf.
This woman is absolutely enchanting. Tall, with a slender figure and some gracious curves. Skin is unbelievably smooth, as if completely untouched by the blade of time. Long, flowing blonde hair that is a mark of elven kind. Eyes as blue as the clear skies. She's wearing a dress thats completely out of place for a bar scene. Equal parts elegance and seductive. She looks like she belongs on a stage as the main act. You know everyone has been watching but she doesnt pay anyone any mind.
Until she lays eyes on you. She catches you staring but instead of looking away, her flawless pale lips smile at you. She blinks a few times, watching you through those long, blonde lashes and extends a finger at you. She curls it a few times and everyone turns to look who the hell was worthy of that goddess's attention. You down your drink as fast you can and go to the beckoning elf.
Now YOU tell me. Would you be able to talk with her and take her home with you at the end of the night? Or you would you be a sweating, stuttering wreck of a human being.
Oh, so in real life? Nope, I wouldn't even think of approaching her. What about you, shadow? I guess you're a more sexually active person, you'd have a shot at it!
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
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Alright then since you both talkin shit. Let me paint the picture for you.
You're in a bar with your friends and sitting at the barkeeps table, is an elf.
This woman is absolutely enchanting. Tall, with a slender figure and some gracious curves. Skin is unbelievably smooth, as if completely untouched by the blade of time. Long, flowing blonde hair that is a mark of elven kind. Eyes as blue as the clear skies. She's wearing a dress thats completely out of place for a bar scene. Equal parts elegance and seductive. She looks like she belongs on a stage as the main act. You know everyone has been watching but she doesnt pay anyone any mind.
Until she lays eyes on you. She catches you staring but instead of looking away, her flawless pale lips smile at you. She blinks a few times, watching you through those long, blonde lashes and extends a finger at you. She curls it a few times and everyone turns to look who the hell was worthy of that goddess's attention. You down your drink as fast you can and go to the beckoning elf.
Now YOU tell me. Would you be able to talk with her and take her home with you at the end of the night? Or you would you be a sweating, stuttering wreck of a human being.
Fuck man I'd give it a shot, the approach is the hardest part for me IMO, it all depends on where the conversation goes tho.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Alright then since you both talkin shit. Let me paint the picture for you.
You're in a bar with your friends and sitting at the barkeeps table, is an elf.
This woman is absolutely enchanting. Tall, with a slender figure and some gracious curves. Skin is unbelievably smooth, as if completely untouched by the blade of time. Long, flowing blonde hair that is a mark of elven kind. Eyes as blue as the clear skies. She's wearing a dress thats completely out of place for a bar scene. Equal parts elegance and seductive. She looks like she belongs on a stage as the main act. You know everyone has been watching but she doesnt pay anyone any mind.
Until she lays eyes on you. She catches you staring but instead of looking away, her flawless pale lips smile at you. She blinks a few times, watching you through those long, blonde lashes and extends a finger at you. She curls it a few times and everyone turns to look who the hell was worthy of that goddess's attention. You down your drink as fast you can and go to the beckoning elf.
Now YOU tell me. Would you be able to talk with her and take her home with you at the end of the night? Or you would you be a sweating, stuttering wreck of a human being.
If it was to happen to me, I'd strut right over. Kapoot, no holds barred — just me, my drunken self, and my snarky wits.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Huh, I probably never even be in a part in the first place, and my friends aren't going to send a guy like me to a bar.
I wouldn't even consider drinking alcohol, since I already know that I have a low tolerance for it...
Oh well, its time to hit on that old ugly lady right beside me.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
You... are both so brave! I'll just be that guy in the back that cheers you on.
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
I mean I don't drink either but I'm just playing along with the hypothetical.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
I can't even ask someone to lend me scissors!
Nogoodname
Did nothing wrong
Confidence my dude!
