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Fantasy Seiunita OOC

"Why is beer so disgusting yet so addictive? It can be explained in the North's legends. It was said in ancient times that the human race was dying out because men couldn't successfully capture women's hearts. To prevent this untimely extinction, Acciaoli, the god of love, pissed into wooden cups and offered it to the humans, who instantly got drunk and started fucking themselves back to existence."

Walter downs an entire cup of beer.

"Aye, us Northerners are as crazy as hell. There's a lot more legends between the adventures of the Northerners and the gods of the mountains."
"Ah'll zoggin' piss down ya throat an' maek your 'umie race zog back inta-" *GLURK*
 
Walt won't respond well to an interrogation, he'll tell Jean to fuck off and read the newspapers. It's much better to offer Walter some free beers and then ask him for news of the Light kingdom.

Low-key. Jean is a master of conversational hypnosis, or whatever that is supposed to be. He will slowly, and in a very elaborately complex manner, force Walt to reveal his information.

And then, Kzath comes and spills beer, literally, on his plans.
 
Well yeah literally.

"Ah Lady Emilia. Captain of the Dragon Guard. Nice to meet you in person.

"She's WHAT?!"

Walter looks at her up and down.

"What in blazes is a Captain of the Dragon Guard doing here alone? Where are your troops? Why are you so far from the Light Kingdom? And most importantly, why are you a girl?"
 
"She's WHAT?!"

Walter looks at her up and down.

"What in blazes is a Captain of the Dragon Guard doing here alone? Where are your troops? Why are you so far from the Light Kingdom? And most importantly, why are you a girl?"

"And why are you so young and beautiful?"
 
"She's WHAT?!"

Walter looks at her up and down.

"What in blazes is a Captain of the Dragon Guard doing here alone? Where are your troops? Why are you so far from the Light Kingdom? And most importantly, why are you a girl?"
hehe, I'm just seeing the mass effect [glass him] chat option come up.
 
Emilia is just shaking her head and frantically waving her arms to stop her.

Walter raises his eyebrows and wonders what the hell Emilia is up to. He doesn't realize she's mute.

"NIGHT STRIKE!"
"Guh!"
"Please forgive my companion, she's a little impulsive...."

Walter quickly draws his sword and blocks the blow.

"I do not want violence, sword maiden. If you value your life you will relieve yourself of that weapon."
 
Well duh! The king of evil just addressed her by name and rank that'd make anyone flip.
Wait till she hears that the reason he kniws is because he wanted to know who was hunting down his people around Linhael. So he sent his personal assassin to scout her out and was satisfied with her results.

As hot and reasonable as he is, he still is the king of darkness.

"She's WHAT?!"

Walter looks at her up and down.

"What in blazes is a Captain of the Dragon Guard doing here alone? Where are your troops? Why are you so far from the Light Kingdom? And most importantly, why are you a girl?"
"Because women make some good leaders. My Queen being a prime example. Beautiful and powerful."

"Also, because she was sent to requisition some gear."

"And why are you so young and beautiful?"
Ahh. Look who it is
 
Walter raises his eyebrows and wonders what the hell Emilia is up to. He doesn't realize she's mute.



Walter quickly draws his sword and blocks the blow.

"I do not want violence, sword maiden. If you value your life you will relieve yourself of that weapon."
Hahaha, it was Tsubasa knocking Hanako out.
 

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