Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Elephantom]

I say that he looks like a male stripper in his casual attire! Ya can't beat Jeanie when it comes to looks, shadow. I'm sorry, but he's too sexy for both gods and mortals.

Yeah, usually, with age comes wisdom. But with Jean, came vanity and coolness!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Exactly. The old man's gonna throw acid on his face, disfigure him, and when he's wallowing about his 'good' looks, Jean will hew him down! Hahahahaha!!!

There's one problem though, Desh can heal, and if Desh catches Jean and does the same thing... Jean will have his good looks ruined forever unlike Desh.

 

[shadowz1995]

I say that he looks like a male stripper in his casual attire! Ya can't beat Jeanie when it comes to looks, shadow. I'm sorry, but he's too sexy for both gods and mortals.

Aye, but only one of the three has a kingdom, a wife, and a child. I think success speaks for itself and raises his attractive value as a whole.

Besides, the kingdom is his home. Almost everyone walks around not wearing much while they are home. He dresses up when he needs to but if not? Then whats the point.

 

[Elephantom]

He IS honest, about his crimes.... sometimes... anyway! *Whistles a tune*

"Why the hell do you have some many shady-looking ledgers under your bed, Walt?"

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Aye, but only one of the three has a kingdom, a wife, and a child. I think success speaks for itself and raises his attractive value as a whole.

Besides, the kingdom is his home. Almost everyone walks around not wearing much while they are home. He dresses up when he needs to but if not? Then whats the point.

Hmm, I think it's only a matter of personal preference. To the Elysians who are conservative and chaste, you'd get the reputation as a stripper. But if the Elysians would go to the Dark kingdom, they'd probably be thought of as goddamn prudes or something.

 

[Elephantom]

Aye, but only one of the three has a kingdom, a wife, and a child. I think success speaks for itself and raises his attractive value as a whole.

Besides, the kingdom is his home. Almost everyone walks around not wearing much while they are home. He dresses up when he needs to but if not? Then whats the point.

Eh, uhm- because, eh, because- EVERYONE IN THE DARK KINGDOM IS UGLY AND ONLY DESH IS, eh, DECENT IN LOOKS!

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"Why the hell do you have some many shady-looking ledgers under your bed, Walt?"

"I kept ledgers under my bed? Oh, I had to kidnap a few accountants and force them to give up all the money."

 

[Elephantom]

Hmm, I think it's only a matter of personal preference. To the Elysians who are conservative and chaste, you'd get the reputation as a stripper. But if the Elysians would go to the Dark kingdom, they'd probably be thought of as goddamn prudes or something.

I wonder if there's any skeleton in this world...

 

[Nogoodname]

I wonder if there's any skeleton in this world...

*Hides skeletor CS behind her back*

 

[Elephantom]

"I kept ledgers under my bed? Oh, I had to kidnap a few accountants and force them to give up all the money."

"Walt, you shady bastarde, I'm gonna expose you to th- eh, oh-"

*nudges unconscious Nolan deeper inside the bed*

"Yes! The authority!"

 

[Historical Storyteller]

I wonder if there's any skeleton in this world...

Good question, I was initially thinking that the pagan magics of the Northerners would involve death magic. They would have the ability to raise skeletons... but I quit skeletons in favor of ghosts.

 

[shadowz1995]

There's one problem though, Desh can heal, and if Desh catches Jean and does the same thing... Jean will have his good looks ruined forever unlike

Eh, uhm- because, eh, because- EVERYONE IN THE DARK KINGDOM IS UGLY AND ONLY DESH IS, eh, DECENT IN LOOKS!

The princess is a young beauty, the queen is a fuckin babe, Desh is a pretty handsome, Pia is a fuckin bombshell, vampire women (and men) exist in droves, who are known for their otherworldly beauty, winter fae also possess that other wordly beauty (kinda like summer fae but with that "cool beauty" vibe), lycans have the rugged, sexy wild look to them, and my piece de resistance....

The dark kingdom have Succubi and Incubi. The absolute masters of sexuality and attraction no matter what.

Top. That. Mortals.

 

[Elephantom]

*Hides skeletor CS behind her back*

Not in that way. I'm thinking of using them as mooks during Walt&Jean fetch quests...

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"Walt, you shady bastarde, I'm gonna expose you to th- eh, oh-"

*nudges unconscious Nolan deeper inside the bed*

"Yes! The authority!"

"Jean, let me be frank. We are the authority."

 

[Elephantom]

The princess is a young beauty, the queen is a fuckin babe, Desh is a pretty handsome, Pia is a fuckin bombshell, vampire women (and men) exist in droves, who are known for their otherworldly beauty, winter fae also possess that other wordly beauty (kinda like summer fae but with that "cool beauty" vibe), lycans have the rugged, sexy wild look to them, and my piece de resistance....

The dark kingdom have Succubi and Incubi. The absolute masters of sexuality and attraction no matter what.

Top. That. Mortals.

But, are any of them so convicted of their own looks and roguish charm than Jean?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

The princess is a young beauty, the queen is a fuckin babe, Desh is a pretty handsome, Pia is a fuckin bombshell, vampire women (and men) exist in droves, who are known for their otherworldly beauty, winter fae also possess that other wordly beauty (kinda like summer fae but with that "cool beauty" vibe), lycans have the rugged, sexy wild look to them, and my piece de resistance....

The dark kingdom have Succubi and Incubi. The absolute masters of sexuality and attraction no matter what.

Top. That. Mortals.

Hey, can some of my NPCs bang some of your NPCs then?

(And sure, I can top that, by getting on top of 'em. Heh heh.)

 

[Elephantom]

"Jean, let me be frank. We are the authority."

"Oh, eh, uhm, you'll regret reminding me now! En garde, bastarde!"

 

[Nogoodname]

The princess is a young beauty, the queen is a fuckin babe, Desh is a pretty handsome, Pia is a fuckin bombshell, vampire women (and men) exist in droves, who are known for their otherworldly beauty, winter fae also possess that other wordly beauty (kinda like summer fae but with that "cool beauty" vibe), lycans have the rugged, sexy wild look to them, and my piece de resistance....

The dark kingdom have Succubi and Incubi. The absolute masters of sexuality and attraction no matter what.

Top. That. Mortals.

Uhhhh.... we have Emilia! And tomboyish chars are always top tier

 

[shadowz1995]

But, are any of them so convicted of their own looks and roguish charm than Jean?

The succubi and incubi of course. And they can prove it on a number of levels lmao.

Hey, can some of my NPCs bang some of your NPCs then?

(And sure, I can top that, by getting on top of 'em. Heh heh.)

I...suppose it would depend on the context?

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"Oh, eh, uhm, you'll regret reminding me now! En garde, bastarde!"

"Stop being an old fool, Jean, we're partners in crime, remember?"

 

[Elephantom]

The succubi and incubi of course. And they can prove it on a number of levels lmao.


I...suppose it would depend on the context?

Not prove. Only narcissism.

In terms of vanity, Jean tops of everything and everyone!

 

[shadowz1995]

Uhhhh.... we have Emilia! And tomboyish chars are always top tier

Yes, Emilia is a cutie and a beauty. BUT! She is a rarity. Most female knights arenr all that attractive because....well....battle doesnt do good for a womans looks

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Uhhhh.... we have Emilia! And tomboyish chars are always top tier

Which is EXACTLY why Walter's gunning for ya. Only he gets the best.

The succubi and incubi of course. And they can prove it on a number of levels lmao.


I...suppose it would depend on the context?

Hmm, yeah, let's find out what'll happen in the story and see if it actually happens.

 

[Elephantom]

"Stop being an old fool, Jean, we're partners in crime, remember?"

"Huh, when- eh, oh."

 

[shadowz1995]

Not prove. Only narcissism.

In terms of vanity, Jean tops of everything and everyone!

Oh, then vampires would probably match and surpass. They are very full of themselves