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Fantasy Seiunita OOC

From the top of my head, I'll list down the use of magic to enhance the lives of the common folk.

Improvement of taste. Food, drink, alcohol, you name it. If something tastes like shit, you can always add a bit of razzle dazzle to it. Of course, it takes some energy from the mage casting the spell on it, so the only people who can have more taste on their food are either mages or people who hire mages to enhance the flavor of their food for them. Hmm, this makes me think that rich people would hire at least one servant who could use magic...

Healing and Medicine. Got a serious laceration on your arm? Banged your head really hard on a rock? Slipped on the floor and broke your hip? Afraid that you're gonna be a cripple for life or you've got an infection that could endanger you? Well, don't be afraid no more 'cause the local mage doctor's there to save your naked ass from the hands of death itself. The spell may sting a big and you'll scream a couple of times in agony, but it'll save your life. And I'm thinking that magic would help diagnose someone's illness by helping the mage doctor be able to run tests on the patient using some spells.

Construction work. Hardening surfaces, fixing cracks, doing some basic minor repairs, etc.

Art. Ever wanted to change the color of something, but you've already painted the damn thing? Magic can do that and sometimes use colors that are invisible to a normal person.... and I ran out of good ideas for this one.... I'll think more about this later.

Education. Lots of folks like to charge fees on learning magic, and the price you have to pay is quite hefty but it's worth it. People can earn a living traveling from town to town spreading their own spells that can be learned by others. It's a good job, and everyone is always eager to learn as many spells as they possibly can. There are special universities or academies for people who want to learn magic or for those prodigies who are really magically gifted.

Fireworks. You can use magic to fire a firebolt high into the air that explodes after reaching a certain distance.

Mischief. Boundless opportunities to cause trouble arise when somebody's finally got magic powers. You can blow a gust of wind to raise a lady's skirts, infect the whole village with magical chickenpox, turn someone's beautiful clothes into rags... and more....
 
*Silently cries to myself*

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

In the end, this was all I could come up with?! GODDAMN IT.

Lord Walter the Bastard

And so in order to destroy my writer's block I have resorted to shitposting just to make an introduction. It is my hope that everyone will come to forgive me of this great sin that I have committed, but I just had to fucking post and damn the consequences later.

The Fire Kingdom

"Just what are we doing here again, my Lord?"

"Ah, you glorious fool of a knight, obviously we are here to enjoy ourselves."

"And my Lord, does that involve taking on half the city guards and calling attention to ourselves?"

"No, it just kind of happened. That ork captain was just too annoying so I couldn't help but shove my steel sword up his ugly face."

"I thought we were sent to the Fire Kingdom as diplomats. Is this a declaration of war, my Lord?"

"No, my good man, this is merely my way of saying hello to my friends."

"Pardon me for my crass language but I must say that you are a violent idiot, my Lord."

"I'll take that as a compliment, you glorious fool."

A troop of ten knights were seen storming through the city gates and causing untold destruction on the city guards. They attacked with such ferocity and speed that any who came to confront them were quickly hacked to pieces as these invaders laughed and made crude jokes. Among their number was the recognizable face of Lord Walter the Bastard, the diplomat of the Light kingdom, who came here for reasons unknown to man and god. The man himself was infamous for being even more barbaric than those beastly orks and that was saying something.

No wait, I posted another one... BUT STILL.
 
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Actually, cut that.

I believe your post was actually rather good; the dialogue was well-written, the character nicely established, and the storyline set in place. The only thing it's missing, a bit frankly if you don't mind, s a bit more action.

There could've been more details in the fight scene, or you could describe the city or the bar as a whole.

But no worries, Historical Storyteller Historical Storyteller , this is a practical, solid start.
 
I see we have new members, and an effort put to a solid comeback.

Well, Historical Storyteller Historical Storyteller , we'll discuss a bit of festivities, economics and trade later. We now need to focus on how we can dole out a fair share of realism and grimdark to the other kingdoms.

Mind you, it's a harsh necessity, but one I thoroughly enjoy.
 
Oh, thanks. I thought the post was crappy and all.

I was getting all pumped up making a large army in the North that's ready to take the Light kingdom by storm, but then I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ALL OF A SUDDEN. I struggled with this for a full week before just giving up and posting right then and there to end my suffering.

And the endless misery of having to wait for hours... just for my post to load. It just... breaks my spirit.

And yeah, it needed more action, and I admit that I'm not feeling particularly creative lately. So sadly, I just have to be contented with what I have now. Anyways, I'm looking forward for my character to interact with you guys. I wonder what happens if the others discover what I did to the Ork guards. I don't think I'll survive that, but I MIGHT get out of it if my brain is working and in high gear. But right now, my brain has turned to shit so... it's hopeless now.
 
Oh, thanks. I thought the post was crappy and all.

I was getting all pumped up making a large army in the North that's ready to take the Light kingdom by storm, but then I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ALL OF A SUDDEN. I struggled with this for a full week before just giving up and posting right then and there to end my suffering.

And the endless misery of having to wait for hours... just for my post to load. It just... breaks my spirit.

And yeah, it needed more action, and I admit that I'm not feeling particularly creative lately. So sadly, I just have to be contented with what I have now. Anyways, I'm looking forward for my character to interact with you guys. I wonder what happens if the others discover what I did to the Ork guards. I don't think I'll survive that, but I MIGHT get out of it if my brain is working and in high gear. But right now, my brain has turned to shit so... it's hopeless now.

North army later. Everything should go smoothly, with Jean and Walt going on fetch quests and rout missions to appease the districts, escaping authorities, smooth talking, kicking the dogs, and taking part in politics and warfare.
 
North army later. Everything should go smoothly, with Jean and Walt going on fetch quests and rout missions to appease the districts, escaping authorities, smooth talking, kicking the dogs, and taking part in politics and warfare.

Hmm, so I ended up doing the right thing after screwing up so much? Haha, I think life's really taking me on a rollercoaster ride with all its ups and downs! Well, the introduction's here so the big stuff can happen later. It's time to get our characters acquainted with each other and solidify our relationships from here on out.
 
Festivals is something that should be discussed inside the RP. I mean, write whatever's suitable.

The Southern district is full of docks and stuff, and relies on the sea to get its $$$, do there should water festivals. Or, festivals that take place on the water. Floats, boats, moats.

The northerners rely on agriculture, so they do agriculture stuff mixed in with disguised paganism. There are barbarians too, and they do nothing. They probably just sleep in the snow, to increase endurance.

The capitol are full of religious cribs, so it should be focused on church stuff.

So, this is my categorization chart:

North: Agriculture; crops and shit

South: Trading; doing sea-stuff

Capitol: Governance; and a bit of factories too

So, normally I view the capitol as one-part Victorian era, two-parts baroque, and another one-part high medieval.

The south is more renaissance, artsy people who're also great show-offs — probably because they're merchants.

The north is classic medieval, with a pinch of celt and gaelic shitz.
 
Festivals is something that should be discussed inside the RP. I mean, write whatever's suitable.

The Southern district is full of docks and stuff, and relies on the sea to get its $$$, do there should water festivals. Or, festivals that take place on the water. Floats, boats, moats.

The northerners rely on agriculture, so they do agriculture stuff mixed in with disguised paganism. There are barbarians too, and they do nothing. They probably just sleep in the snow, to increase endurance.

The capitol are full of religious cribs, so it should be focused on church stuff.

So, this is my categorization chart:

North: Agriculture; crops and shit

South: Trading; doing sea-stuff

Capitol: Governance; and a bit of factories too

So, normally I view the capitol as one-part Victorian era, two-parts baroque, and another one-part high medieval.

The south is more renaissance, artsy people who're also great show-offs — probably because they're merchants.

The north is classic medieval, with a pinch of celt and gaelic shitz.

I shall save this in my notepad!
 
Hmm, so I ended up doing the right thing after screwing up so much? Haha, I think life's really taking me on a rollercoaster ride with all its ups and downs! Well, the introduction's here so the big stuff can happen later. It's time to get our characters acquainted with each other and solidify our relationships from here on out.

Well, there's going to be a hell lotta people meeting together; let's just hope it doesn't turn into a Mexican standoff.
 
Well, there's going to be a hell lotta people meeting together; let's just hope it doesn't turn into a Mexican standoff.

I don't want to go up against Desh, Grimgutz, or Jean. I could probably overwhelm Emilia just fine with her ork companion, Ghazzy, but everybody else is too OP for Walter. He's going to have to fight smart instead of fighting hard when going up against those guys. And the problem with that is that it requires a lot of actual thinking on the part of the player, and... I'm not feeling up to speed regarding that.
 
I don't want to go up against Desh, Grimgutz, or Jean. I could probably overwhelm Emilia just fine with her ork companion, Ghazzy, but everybody else is too OP for Walter. He's going to have to fight smart instead of fighting hard when going up against those guys. And the problem with that is that it requires a lot of actual thinking on the part of the player, and... I'm not feeling up to speed regarding that.

Eh, don't worry. Sleep a bit, read a good book (probably something that involves politikal smarts and witty dialogues, to jog up your brain) and think about Walt's predicament. Iron out his snarky remarks, stealth-ize it (so nobody can kill you for it), establish your NPCs (in your mind, that is).
 
Eh, don't worry. Sleep a bit, read a good book (probably something that involves politikal smarts and witty dialogues, to jog up your brain) and think about Walt's predicament. Iron out his snarky remarks, stealth-ize it (so nobody can kill you for it), establish your NPCs (in your mind, that is).

Ah, that's the simplest solution to all my woes. All righty, I'll sleep early today in about approximately 2 hours.
 

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