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[The Outcast]

"Thats comming from the person who 'forgets' to but ammo in thier clip"

 

[Jetstream]

"Eat. A dick. Old man"

 

[The Outcast]

He hits kif over the back of the head with the back of his hand. "next time it will be a bullets got it?"

 

[Jetstream]

"ohh the back of your head" Kaboose commented

 

[The Outcast]

"What was that."

 

[Jetstream]

The blue soldier on the ground was alone, while the other blues were too focused on the tank and their pedals. Kaboose slapped on his helmet again, but had limp legs. "Hello!"

 

[The Outcast]

(Gtg see you tommrow

 

[The Outcast]

(Back) "Kif I want you to sweep around the blue base and check of any activity. No doubt their mind control rays will get you and force you to try to shoot me in with in that case Ill get to kill you. Its a win-win" He said

 

[Jetstream]

Kif replied" Not for me, I get brainwashed and die!"

 

[The Outcast]

"I know thats my win"

 

[Jetstream]

kif shrugged, as if that will never happen and wondered the blue's base.

 

[The Outcast]

Walker starteded fireing at blue base

 

[Jetstream]

(dude, that aint gonna work, looks like just us)

 

[The Outcast]

(Yea I know everyone just left)

 

[Jetstream]

Kif dragged Kaboose, "Sarge, got us one"

 

[The Outcast]

"Welll.well.well. you did something kif. I just might make a soilder out of you after all" he said hefting Kaboose over his shoulder

 

[Jetstream]

"Ow.." kaboose groaned


"So, may I ask what do I get for something like this?" Kif questioned

 

[The Outcast]

"Of course..you get watch the prisoner" he said

 

[Jetstream]

"Anything else? Besides the 'living and not die or get shot' part?"


they were hauling the blue in the jeep and drove back to red base

 

[The Outcast]

"No now drive you sack of shit"" he yelled

 

[Jetstream]

"Whatever" they drove

 

[The Outcast]

"Well blue whats your name?" He asked

 

[Jetstream]

"i'm Kaboose" he looked up, "And, does anyone know how to fix some legs?"

 

[The Outcast]

• "Nope only how to break them" He said looking at kif..
  

 

[Jetstream]

"We can always call in for a medic, or doctor" kif looked at sarge