Nation Building Rebirth of Tyrium

[Crumbli]

Bro, your lands have dragons in them. My people wouldn't sleep there because they don't want to be eaten. If you can't understand that being eaten by a giant, fire breathing dragon isn't appealing to merchants then I don't know how to explain in terms you can understand. You also have to remember that this elaborate scheme of yours to murder the caravans only came about BECAUSE you requested them to arrive as soon as possible. Just don't accuse me of Meta Gaming when my king blames your lord for executing his men even though he technically didn't. I'm just giving you a cause to go to war.


@Rand The reference was about democratic politics.. It was a George Bush reference.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Your caravan crossed the border, but lol that's funny.


I requested the caravan to get one of my men into the Satursian commerce system, not to murder the entire group of them. Just wanted to do an ol' switch-a-roo


And if your king was paranoid, I think he would blame his barbarian ork neighbors, not a lord who requested for the food to be delivered.


 
Yeah.... I don't really follow politics..... at all. (BP)

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand Don't sweat it. He blames pretty much everyone. He even has spies watching over his allies. It's a good way to keep the falcons aware of where to head in the streets of a city. We also could have just given you a seat in the commerce sector if you'd requested it. It probably would have made us lower our guard and given you a better chance to invade.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Dang if I just asked?


 
*flips table*


 
Well. I guess Thelgrim and Satursian Commonwealth are going to have a fun all out battle soon.


 
(helmet)(dagger) (shield)(helmet)


(helmet)(gun) (skull)

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand Just so you know... Because we do technically own Maymunlar as apart of our Commonwealth, their soldiers are ours and will be fighting with us against you. This is the perks to having colonial troops.

 

[SecondBreaking]

That's why I have Obould as an ally. He gets Maymunlar when we're through w/ you (B')


 
But I think my army would be able to take yours on.


 
Lots of fickle details.


 
Let's just try to avoid the war all together.

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand That's why you should have let me buy you out.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Rofl yeah right.


 
No way you could buy me out. Not enough gold.


 
Honestly you didn't really have enough gold for Maymunlar either..... ( O.o )

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand Maymunlar wasn't about the gold. It was about the people. Besides, no money was really lost since it was just re-merged with the Commonwealth. You have to remember they were experiencing serious civil war issues and their Gristyrant wasn't a heartless leader.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Civil war?


 
But you use gold to buy nations. Not people. I use people to buy nations. (B')

 

[Crumbli]

Wrong again, my dear friend. We use gold to buy things for the people who rule the nation. This in turn gives us the power to buy the nation for an incredibly low price and simply keep our money since it's all Satursian in the end. Every person has a price and every price can be paid. (>u>)

 

[Tobi Naefaerne]

[QUOTE="Cookie the Brave]Wrong again, my dear friend. We use gold to buy things for the people who rule the nation. This in turn gives us the power to buy the nation for an incredibly low price and simply keep our money since it's all Satursian in the end. Every person has a price and every price can be paid. (>u>)

[/QUOTE]
And how with you handle it when the price is godhood?

 

[SecondBreaking]

I PAY MY PRICE IN BLOOD. HOO RAH! YEH YEH!

 

[Crumbli]

@SoulofTobi I said the price can be paid, not that we'd be the ones to pay it.


@Rand Then your blood shall be let to pave the way for a trade empire the likes of no other. Unless Kygar wants in on the trade business. If they want to trade, they can go for it.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Screw them trade empires. No solid military. They rely on the big strong military nations to keep them alive. Strength in steel before strength in gold! (B')

 

[Tobi Naefaerne]

Screw them trade empires. No solid military. They rely on the big strong military nations to keep them alive. Strength in steel before strength in gold! (B')

MAY THY ENEMY'S CHOKE ON THE STEEL TASTE OF DEFEAT AS YOU BEHEAD THEM!!!!

 

[Crumbli]

@SoulofTobi You realise that your lord was once his enemy, right? You already choked on the taste of defeat and it appears you quite enjoyed it.

 

[SecondBreaking]

DMV bores the sh*t out of you, but the soldier kills you. Pen never beats sword. That quote is outdated. I have a new one.


 
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”


-Douglas MacArthur

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand We'll see who is greater come the time of war. May the best Commonwealth win. I mean, the best 'kingdom' win. Hehehe (> )

 

[SecondBreaking]

@SoulofTobi I like your enthusiasm soldier!


 
Unless the Gristyrant has already mobilized his troops, and they are already in Commonwealth, they won't reach the capitol in time before my army.

 

[Crumbli]

@Rand You won't hear my people surrender. The Gristyrant is also on the move over to Opes Aurum with ten thousand men. Not many but certainly enough to cover an evacuation of the citizens come time. Also, your army's still in Zapan'Ray. It'd take weeks for them to arrive at Opes Aurum and it only takes two days sail to reach Maymunlar.

 

[SecondBreaking]

Oh shoot totally forgot my army was still in Zapan'Ray. They're at like the border though. Not that far from the capitol. It's a good spot.


 
Well i'm sure that everyone loves our debates on who's going to win a war that seems almost inevitable. Post in response to Hallen, and let's just see where it goes from there.

 

[Crumbli]

Still a week and a half minimum.


Yea, yea. I'm doing it.

 

[SecondBreaking]

We hope that Kygar sees reason with us and helps us to form an alliance of reason and justice. If they refuse or even go so far as to join Thelgrim, our time will be borrowed and our people, endangered."


COOKIE. YOU ARE SUCH A METAGAMER IT HURTS!!!!! You don't know anything about the possible alliance between Kygar and Thelgrim.


 
Like, you don't even have reason to suspect it.


 

King Obould, he who is Gruumsh, sits on his might throne. A lone spike protrudes form the top of it. On this spike is the head of the petty human Arganth sacrificed to Gruumsh. As he sits, admiring his the cut out heart, a gift from Argnath, the great iron doors to his hall open. In enters two Royal Ork guards, and an Orc who is clearly not of his land!
Obould stares at the newcomer, puzzled. Why has another Ork tribe entered his land? He rises form his mighty throne and bellows "SPEAK PETTY ORC, BEFORE MY MEN SACRIFICE YOU TO THE GREAT AND MIGHT GRUUMSH, THE CREATOR!" The royal guards, at the outcry, cry out in unison; ""HAIL GRUUMSH, GLORY TO OBOULD, HE WHO IS GRUUMSH!"


The foreign Orc, shakes and steps up to Obould. He extens his shaking hand, in it is a lette.r One that has been clearly opened. ignoring the fact that it is opened; Obould takes the let6er from the trembling Orcs petty hands. He reads the leeter. it is from the Kingdom of "Orcs of the Misty Mountains". Obould is shocked, he did not know the tribe had gained power in the mountains. He always had known the place to be full of orcs, but mainly savage tribes fighting constantly. If he could get an alliance with these Orcs... the possibilities would be endless. He reads more of the letter the king Goroth has invited him to a feast! Obould knows this is his only chance to unite with these fellow Orcs, no longer would he need petty Thelgrim. He puts the letter in his pocket and says;


"Very well, take me to your king!"

As soon as I saw that the other guy was orcs, I knew this would happen. Watch this. The orcs are going to invade everyone and wreck.


 
If no one posts in the next few minutes i am going to sleep.

 

[Spacekitty]

IT IS TIME MY FRIENDS, ORCS SHALL RULE THE LAND! FORGOTTEN REALMS + LORD OF THE RINGS = DEATH