Ganryu
Your Lovable Jackass GM
"No." Fliathri said very simply to being asked if he had any pleasant memories, before shaking his head. Motioning forward with his cane, two cries came from behind him as Himiko (Sneasel), and Genghis (Hoppip) followed. Both seemed oddly somber. Himiko knew Fliathri hated the place. Genghis just didn't know what the hell was going on and snow was very hard to grip onto, the wind terrifying the poor dandelion pokemon.
As they walked towards the pokecenter, Fliathri nodded his head. "I see... I see. Verily, a good plan. I have no idea what anything you said entails, but if its a distraction you need, a distraction you can be guarenteed! The infernal computer is in the basement as sayeth the scuttlebutt, so if we can get you down there..."
Fliathri shrugged. "Himiko?"
She sighed, rolling her eyes. Sitting down in the snow, she began drawing a series of dots and shapes with her claws, a pokeball in the center, a feather, tophat, weed, and a pair of glasses.
Fliathri shrugged.
"It is agreeable with me, my Queen. I dislike direct confrontations, but tis the most noble way in this scenerio."
He then realized it was probably random drawings to Truth.
"My compatriot, what Himiko here means is she'll unlock a window for you while I kick down the door and shower the place with spores with Hoppip, and cause a bit of rumble. I know nothing of computers, so I'm unable to really do more than break you in. I'm little more than a grunt for the institution of Blackleaf, but holding off, what, 2-3 trainers and a nurse hardly seems troublesome. Tis not like I have to actually win, now is it? Victory shall be assured whenst thou has given that computer the cold or whatever virus you spoke of."
He nodded as they approached.
"Let us endeavor for success!"
And with a running start, Fliathri ran up and dropkicked the glass front door with a rather impressive crunch, despite the suit. Getting up as he brushed off the glass, he announced himself.
"Behold! I have come to besmirch the Conchobhair name! Duel me, Fliathri Conchobhair! Tally-ho, Genghis!"
The hoppip wearing his tophat panicked, before his leafs spun like a propellor, panicking hiccups heard as he motored forward into the pokecenter behind his master. Sneasel facepalmed, and tugged at Truth's sleeves to lead him to a side window, which would quickly be unlocked.