Benedict Cucumberpatch
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Benedict would pull out his megaphone as he heard Samus’s question
“YES THEY ARE PENGUINS WOMAN! AND AH....YOU LOOK FAMISHED! COME TAKE A LOOK AT THESE LITTLE TREATS! THEY’RE FREE....LIKE LEMONADE....WHICH WE DON’T SERVE.” Benedict yelled before turning around swiftly, pulling a fresh batch of cinnamon buns out of the oven.
Benedict would immediately shift his head in the direction of Giffannys squealing.
“Ah...Josh, you have a fan club....one member is pretty good.....I have seventy five though....top that champ.” He would say before beckoning at Giffany
“Ah! Madam! Good news on this splendid day indeed...you don’t need to pay a cent for these items, today we are selling pretzels...ooh....cinnamon buns....ah...and Earl Grey tea....yes.”
Benedict would state as Josh updated his fan club page on Benechat, looking thoroughly unamused.
Benedict rose up from behind the counter dramatically as he bore a chefs hat and “Kiss the Benedict” apron before welcoming Caramel and Entrapta
“Ah! Indeed giggly girl! You really should wash something down with todays...Earl Grey special,” Benedict would then make sure Entrapta would especially hear this.
“I am not giving out samples....I am giving away pretzels, cinnamon buns, and Earl Grey tea for free! A swell bargain indeed.” Benedict said as he smiled, staring them both down until a decision was made
Oh he knew it....he knew Mao Mao secretly wanted a pretzel...who wouldn’t? Plus free tea? Free cinnamon buns...literally a cats dream. Benedict smugly leaned on the countertop with one elbow as he pulled out his megaphone.
“AH....GREETINGS FELINE.....I KNOW YOU WANT A PRETZEL.....YES YOU DO.......HEY.....WHAT'RE YOU DOING.....AH A PRETZEL MIGHT HELP WITH THAT ISSUE...” He would calmly whisper into his megaphone....hopefully Mao Mao saw the need for free food as much as the others
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“YES THEY ARE PENGUINS WOMAN! AND AH....YOU LOOK FAMISHED! COME TAKE A LOOK AT THESE LITTLE TREATS! THEY’RE FREE....LIKE LEMONADE....WHICH WE DON’T SERVE.” Benedict yelled before turning around swiftly, pulling a fresh batch of cinnamon buns out of the oven.
Benedict would immediately shift his head in the direction of Giffannys squealing.
“Ah...Josh, you have a fan club....one member is pretty good.....I have seventy five though....top that champ.” He would say before beckoning at Giffany
“Ah! Madam! Good news on this splendid day indeed...you don’t need to pay a cent for these items, today we are selling pretzels...ooh....cinnamon buns....ah...and Earl Grey tea....yes.”
Benedict would state as Josh updated his fan club page on Benechat, looking thoroughly unamused.
Benedict rose up from behind the counter dramatically as he bore a chefs hat and “Kiss the Benedict” apron before welcoming Caramel and Entrapta
“Ah! Indeed giggly girl! You really should wash something down with todays...Earl Grey special,” Benedict would then make sure Entrapta would especially hear this.
“I am not giving out samples....I am giving away pretzels, cinnamon buns, and Earl Grey tea for free! A swell bargain indeed.” Benedict said as he smiled, staring them both down until a decision was made
Oh he knew it....he knew Mao Mao secretly wanted a pretzel...who wouldn’t? Plus free tea? Free cinnamon buns...literally a cats dream. Benedict smugly leaned on the countertop with one elbow as he pulled out his megaphone.
“AH....GREETINGS FELINE.....I KNOW YOU WANT A PRETZEL.....YES YOU DO.......HEY.....WHAT'RE YOU DOING.....AH A PRETZEL MIGHT HELP WITH THAT ISSUE...” He would calmly whisper into his megaphone....hopefully Mao Mao saw the need for free food as much as the others
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