Hyped_Taco
Pierce the heavens
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We now find a graveyard in what once used to be a normal neighbourhood, filled with the bodies of the first casualties and the few undead that have stayed. As they continue munching on the little that is left of their victims, there remains only one living being; he has mostly survived the apocalypse using a combination of Mountain Dew and Doritos.
*A sound can be now be heard outside a home, few zombies notice it, but they return to eating; the sound is the noice of a fat man filled with rage*
¨NO! ¨ (He proclaimed) ¨My 3DS ran out of battery damn it, ¡¿what will i do now?!!!¨
*While he is bitching about senseless stuff, his stomach begins rumbling*
¨… Well, whatever, i´ll go eat something¨
*He now opens the door and sees it, oh the Horror*
¨NOOOOOOOOOO! ¨ *The Neckbeard screamed* ¨That was the last of my Doritos, and at this rate i´ll finish the Mountain Dew by morning¨
*He starts to walk around his tiny home, remembering something in particular*
¨I Know what to do! ¨ *Wait really? *
¨I´ll shall check my 100% foolproof plan, that i wrote many months ago¨ (He now opens a drawer open and reads what he has) ¨Perfect, i´ll go equip myself and then i´ll be ready to scavenge supplies¨
*The Neckbeard now begins to ¨equip¨ himself*
(He now puts on a tshirt, ¨Tight¨ Jeans, a trench coat and a Fedora)
¨Perfect¨ (He exclaims) ¨Now, for the real deal¨
(He opens another drawer, This time getting out a katana and a fully loaded M1911)
¨And now that im ready, I´ll obtain my delicacy of a food, and in the process i may gain the heart of M´lady!¨ (He sure has high hopes).
(He opens his back door, with a confidense he never had before)
¨Im ready¨(He exclaims at last).
We now find a graveyard in what once used to be a normal neighbourhood, filled with the bodies of the first casualties and the few undead that have stayed. As they continue munching on the little that is left of their victims, there remains only one living being; he has mostly survived the apocalypse using a combination of Mountain Dew and Doritos.
*A sound can be now be heard outside a home, few zombies notice it, but they return to eating; the sound is the noice of a fat man filled with rage*
¨NO! ¨ (He proclaimed) ¨My 3DS ran out of battery damn it, ¡¿what will i do now?!!!¨
*While he is bitching about senseless stuff, his stomach begins rumbling*
¨… Well, whatever, i´ll go eat something¨
*He now opens the door and sees it, oh the Horror*
¨NOOOOOOOOOO! ¨ *The Neckbeard screamed* ¨That was the last of my Doritos, and at this rate i´ll finish the Mountain Dew by morning¨
*He starts to walk around his tiny home, remembering something in particular*
¨I Know what to do! ¨ *Wait really? *
¨I´ll shall check my 100% foolproof plan, that i wrote many months ago¨ (He now opens a drawer open and reads what he has) ¨Perfect, i´ll go equip myself and then i´ll be ready to scavenge supplies¨
*The Neckbeard now begins to ¨equip¨ himself*
(He now puts on a tshirt, ¨Tight¨ Jeans, a trench coat and a Fedora)
¨Perfect¨ (He exclaims) ¨Now, for the real deal¨
(He opens another drawer, This time getting out a katana and a fully loaded M1911)
¨And now that im ready, I´ll obtain my delicacy of a food, and in the process i may gain the heart of M´lady!¨ (He sure has high hopes).
(He opens his back door, with a confidense he never had before)
¨Im ready¨(He exclaims at last).
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