Realistic or Modern Over My Dead Body [Apocalypse]

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Probably the first time I've had a character who was even the least bit homosexual

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I'M SCREAMING AT THE "I want to be inside you *vomits*" BIT IT WAS 10/10

 

[opyim]

I cant sleep #blamecrystal


Omds I acc lost my shit I had to suffocate myself w/ a pillow to stop from laughing too hard

 

[CrystalGoblets]

Mhhh shut uppp ;^ x

Okay sweetie ( )

 

[CrystalGoblets]

I cant sleep #blamecrystal

um excuse me I can put anyone to sleep *picks up heavy book* come closer so I can wack ya

 

[opyim]

Acc nah keep talking )) x

 

[CrystalGoblets]

I cant sleep #blamecrystal
Omds I acc lost my shit I had to suffocate myself w/ a pillow to stop from laughing too hard

Well you're not dead obviously you took the pillow away too soon (>u>)

 

[Solemn Jester]

Striker enjoy being smothered during...cough cough... Sexual activities.

 

[opyim]

Well you're not dead obviously you took the pillow away too soon (>u>)

No Im accdead thy have wifi in hell& it's pretty neat tbh come visit❤x

 

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Striker enjoy being smothered during...cough cough... Sexual activities.

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STRIKER IS MY NEW FAVE ADOPT MEEEE

 

[Solemn Jester]

Make a character whos young and doesn't have parents and I'll have striker adopt her xD

 

[CrystalGoblets]

No Im accdead thy have wifi in hell& it's pretty neat tbh come visit❤x

I would but I'm Canadian I can't survive in hot places

 

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Make a character whos young and doesn't have parents and I'll have striker adopt her xD

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DONE #Daddy

 

[Solemn Jester]

Alright now we Just need to have them meet when strikers sober xD

 

[opyim]

I would but I'm Canadian I can't survive in hot places

dw there's air conditioning

 

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Alright now we Just need to have them meet when strikers sober xD

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Is he ever sober? lol

 

[CrystalGoblets]

dw there's air conditioning

It's not the same... *Stares sadly at snowbanks*

 

[opyim]

It's not the same... *Stares sadly at snowbanks*

brilliant


ha fuck its 2:40 should i or shouldn't i make toast

 

[Solemn Jester]

Well actually yes he only drinks around others

 

[CrystalGoblets]

brilliant
ha fuck its 2:40 should i or shouldn't i make toast

Make lots of toast. Mail some to me pls, I'm down for toast rn. (Also fuck timezones its only 10:43 pm here lol)

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Well actually yes he only drinks around others

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Well then would he drink every time he's around his child?? Bc that would be really unhealthy lol

 

[opyim]

lol u thought i was joking


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[Solemn Jester]

Nah hes a social drinker and even then he won't always have booze xD he's just drinking to get over what's happened then he'll be his same ole self...except that he would have attempted to hook up with his best friend in front of his best friends son and a complete stranger

 

[opyim]

FUCKS SAKE


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[Solemn Jester]

Speaking of whom where is @femjapanriceball let's yet this train wreck going

 

[CrystalGoblets]

lol u thought i was joking
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Mmmmmmm I'm jelly (Is that peanut butter on them?)

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Nah hes a social drinker and even then he won't always have booze xD he's just drinking to get over what's happened then he'll be his same ole self...except that he would have attempted to hook up with his best friend in front of his best friends son and a complete stranger

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Ooh I see... Oh Striker, the life of the party (':

 

[CrystalGoblets]

FUCKS SAKE
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FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A TRAVESTY HOW COULD YOU YOU MONSTER *Toast lovers all over the globe weep*