Realistic or Modern Over My Dead Body [Apocalypse]

[TheHufflepuffRabbit]

@CrystalGoblets[/URL]

Me: Only bi....


Matthew: Either way, you and Dad are going together. I~Ship~You~Two~!


Arthur: O//O *covers Matthew's mouth* HE'S ON A SUGAR RUSH

 

[Solemn Jester]

Don't worry he leans towards the men especially Arthur also reply on hell city

 

[TheHufflepuffRabbit]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Don't worry he leans towards the men especially Arthur also reply on hell city

[/QUOTE]
All right.

 

[Nona]

Anyone able to meet up with Nina possibly? ;v;

 

[Solemn Jester]

Probably our group

 

[Nona]

Ah right, well Nina is about a 10 minute walk from the motel, could you or anyone else with your characters possibly tag me when you're close? :'D

 

[An Unknown Person]

@XxLuluxX Soooo....can I be a psycho using a chicken mask?

 

[XxLuluxX]

@XxLuluxX[/URL] Soooo....can I be a psycho using a chicken mask?

Hm it's only three days after everything fell bro

 

[SeaSkies]

The OOC is so wylde

 

[SeaSkies]

@XxLuluxX[/URL] Soooo....can I be a psycho using a chicken mask?

Is that your signature oh my god I'm crying

 

[An Unknown Person]

Is that your signature oh my god I'm crying

Yep, that is my signature xD

 

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="An Unknown Person]Yep, that is my signature xD

[/QUOTE]
Golden omfg im SCREAMING

 

[CrystalGoblets]

@Elephantom oh shit I posted a second too late ugghh sorry man (>.<)

 

[Solemn Jester]

Wayne composedly ascend from the soil that blemished the earth. His hands were bare, free from occupation of the machete, well as the Kalashnikov as it had scattered beneath him in the tackle. The filth was smeared over his features, only the whites of his eyes were distinguishable. Wayne calmly composed himself, resting both clasped fists against his hips, he cracked an uncertain smile.
"Oh..." his voice grew alluring and calm, almost seductive on how low it was beguiled, "Is that how you treat a fellow camp mate, huh? A friend?" Wayne leered toward him.


"Yeah well," Wayne lurched forward, floundering above him and confronting him as the man toppled beneath him, he lay recumbent as Wayne extend his arms grappling Striker around the throat, austerely seizing his hands around his neck. Wayne slammed his head into the hardened ground, he thrust his head again with an adamantine (unable to be broken) expression, then once more, unyielding his grip and brawn. Wayne pushed himself from the man before delivering a kick into his side.


"FUCKER!" he yelled, "do you have any idea who the fuck I am?!" Wayne towered above him.


"Get up! Get up!" he roared before growling at his stiff body, "Fuck you then!"


He retrieved his machete and Kalashnikov then barged into the motel.


@Solemn Jester

Wayne composedly ascend from the soil that blemished the earth. His hands were bare, free from occupation of the machete, well as the Kalashnikov as it had scattered beneath him in the tackle. The filth was smeared over his features, only the whites of his eyes were distinguishable. Wayne calmly composed himself, resting both clasped fists against his hips, he cracked an uncertain smile.
"Oh..." his voice grew alluring and calm, almost seductive on how low it was beguiled, "Is that how you treat a fellow camp mate, huh? A friend?" Wayne leered toward him.


"Yeah well," Wayne lurched forward, floundering above him and confronting him as the man toppled beneath him, he lay recumbent as Wayne extend his arms grappling Striker around the throat, austerely seizing his hands around his neck. Wayne slammed his head into the hardened ground, he thrust his head again with an adamantine (unable to be broken) expression, then once more, unyielding his grip and brawn. Wayne pushed himself from the man before delivering a kick into his side.


"FUCKER!" he yelled, "do you have any idea who the fuck I am?!" Wayne towered above him.


"Get up! Get up!" he roared before growling at his stiff body, "Fuck you then!"


He retrieved his machete and Kalashnikov then barged into the motel.


@Solemn Jester

wow that was some major auto hitting there

 

[opyim]

Walk it off.

 

[Elephantom]

@XxLuluxX[/URL] Soooo....can I be a psycho using a chicken mask?

I sense a major hotline Miami reference!

 

[Solemn Jester]

Walk it off.

Next time don't auto hit unless you want me to auto hit my guys razor blade up your guys arse

 

[opyim]

Mhh kinky.

 

[Elephantom]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Next time don't auto hit unless you want me to auto hit my guys razor blade up your guys arse

[/QUOTE]
Razor blade up on the arse... Actually, that's quite a morbid fantasy.

 

[Solemn Jester]

Yeah I figured you'd like it that's the exact same response I'd get xD

 

[Solemn Jester]

Also Tori was literally created for Striker to adopt so lay off hombre xD

 

[Elephantom]

Watch out! Nobody's getting a blade in their arse while there's Hugo on the watch.


It's a zombie rp, not a kinky smut rp.

 

[Elephantom]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Also Tori was literally created for Striker to adopt so lay off hombre xD

[/QUOTE]
Striker may or may not adopt her... If he lives to tell the morbid tale of the blade in the asshole.

 

[Solemn Jester]

Same thing for a necrophiliac

 

[opyim]

It's like that story where ppl try take a sword from a stone and whoever does it becomes king. This is exactly that tho w/ Wayne's asshole involved.