Realistic or Modern Over My Dead Body [Apocalypse]

[Solemn Jester]

Yus and better watch out Strikers really good and sneaking up from behind xD

 

[SeaSkies]

It's like that story where ppl try take a sword from a stone and whoever does it becomes king. This is exactly that tho w/ Wayne's asshole involved.

"WHOEVER GETS THE BLADE THE FARTHEST UP WAYNE'S ASS IS THE NEW KING OF NORTH DAKOTA! CURRENT RECORD IS 7.5 INCHES!"

 

[Elephantom]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Same thing for a necrophiliac

[/QUOTE]
Well, shit. This is a motel. Not a secret covert base that you can derp around covertly.

 

[opyim]

It's a shame, if I was an inch longer I could've reached my boy further in.

 

[Elephantom]

"WHOEVER GETS THE BLADE THE FARTHEST UP WAYNE'S ASS IS THE NEW KING OF NORTH DAKOTA! CURRENT RECORD IS 7.5 INCHES!"

I'M DA KING COZ I'M GONNA SHOVE MY RIFLE UP IN THE FIRST ZOMBIE WHO DECIDES TO MESS WITH ME!

 

[Solemn Jester]

Yes a motel were zombie strippers go to sell their rotten goods

 

[SeaSkies]

It's a shame, if I was an inch longer I could've reached my boy further in.

Penis pumps are a viable option

 

[SeaSkies]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]Yes a motel were zombie strippers go to sell their rotten goods

[/QUOTE]
Sign me up! I gotta wad of bills right here for that show!

 

[Elephantom]

Penis pumps are a viable option

Penis fracture.

 

[Elephantom]

Sign me up! I gotta wad of bills right here for that show!

Gun-man. Rifle up your ass.


Vol. 1

 

[Solemn Jester]

OK I should probably stop before I get reported for erotic whatever again

 

[opyim]

HA.

 

[CrystalGoblets]

"Hey look, a bra, looks pretty clean. You want it? Oh wait, d cup, too big for you. Maybe your boyfriend could use it," She smacks me again with the pole.
"You're such a I'm uncultured," she says.


"But, I'm a cute I'm uncultured," I return sweetly, shaking my bum at her. She wacks me again, this time much harder.


"Ow, kinky," I wink at her.

THIS WHOLE POST MADE ME CRY FUCK BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART

 

[CrystalGoblets]

[QUOTE="Solemn Jester]OK I should probably stop before I get reported for erotic whatever again

[/QUOTE]
Again? Ooh daddy~

 

[SeaSkies]

THIS WHOLE POST MADE ME CRY FUCK BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART

(:*)

 

[Elephantom]

Hey, what are they doing in the motel? This is playing out like a slasher movie.

 

[LostInTime]

I am going to have to drop out of this RP. Sorry, but personal issues have caught up with me.


If you want, you can kill off my character.


@XxLuluxX

 

[Elephantom]

Hugo the killer...

 

[SeaSkies]

I am going to have to drop out of this RP. Sorry, but personal issues have caught up with me.
If you want, you can kill off my character.


@XxLuluxX

aww, I'm sad to see you go. Good luck with your other endevours

 

[Solemn Jester]

Yes again but the last time was total bs!

 

[XxLuluxX]

I am going to have to drop out of this RP. Sorry, but personal issues have caught up with me.
If you want, you can kill off my character.


@XxLuluxX

Alrighty, I understand ^-^ If you want I could just say Ethan decided to split

 

[opyim]

I am going to have to drop out of this RP. Sorry, but personal issues have caught up with me.
If you want, you can kill off my character.


@XxLuluxX

Alrite mate fair enough , take care& have a safe weekend x

 

[Elephantom]

Like I said:


HUGO THE KILLER...


*Looks at @SeaSkies*


By any chance, do you want your character to get killed off?

 

[SeaSkies]

Like I said:
HUGO THE KILLER...


*Looks at @SeaSkies*


By any chance, do you want your character to get killed off?

I'd prefer if they stay alive for the time being, but I'll keep you posted

 

[SeaSkies]

Alrighty, I understand ^-^ If you want I could just say Ethan decided to split

I call using him as a meat shield