One Thousand Birds

[Flubs]

Alright people Flubs music mania is back! Anyone have a old spice parody of a song they want? Anything from ancient Latin to macklemore!

 

[Noah]

Nessun Dorma? (By Puccini)

 

[izayoiix]

Whut 
Where's Amelia?

 

[Flubs]

No... I already tried Noah.. That song makes no sense in either old spice or normal form

 

[Jazzy]

Seriously Infinities, you get me. We are like two nails in a cookie jar! or... something like that

 

[Noah]

oh... I like that song. It's my favorite. The lyrics are kind of vague yes, but it's a beautiful song no doubt.

 

[Flubs]

Gabe make your move! Now is the time! For it is of the essence!

 

[izayoiix]

I understand things!


OHMYGOD I feel so awkward! I feel like I'm intruding on my dog when he's doing something! IT'S CREEPY! >.<

 

[Jazzy]

Flubs-


Uh... what?

 

[Flubs]

Yah on second thought gabe... 
Please I need song request!

 

[Jazzy]

i request sellfie!

 

[Flubs]

Consider it done... Shall flubs make another play as well?

 

[Noah]

Can you write the play in Iambic Pentameter?

 

[izayoiix]

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[Jazzy]

why the dots, my genius friend? raises eyebrows playfully

 

[izayoiix]

Infinity has no clue what Flubs does. So she puts dots to contribute to her online-ness....


Though she thinks her wifi will be cut out soon

 

[Jazzy]

that... sucks...

 

[izayoiix]

Yeah I keep meaning to get that fixed...x3


SO if I stop posting then wifi cut out.

 

[Jazzy]

THEN KEEP POSTING HONEY xD

 

[Flubs]

To the tune of Selfie


When Jason was at the table


I kept on seeing him use her his old spice while he was in the bathroom


Do you think he was just doing that to make me kiss it?


Because he was totally texting me all night last night


and I don't know if it's a smelling call or not


So... like what do you think?


Did you think that old spice was good?


How did that stuff even get in here?


Do you smell it?


It's so sexy and that case is so cool


Who uses speed stick?


It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?


After I put on my old spice you wanna go bowling?


I really need to


But first,


LET ME USE SOME OLD SPICE


[beat drops]


Can you guys help me pick a flavor?


I don't know if I should go with Ocean breeze or Swagger


I wanna smell good


What should my region be?


I want it to be cool


How about Right under the arm next to the only hair I missed last night?


I only got two canisters on my shop


Do you think I should go again?


LET ME USE SOME MORE OLD SPICE


[beat drops]


Wait, pause, Rebecca just smelled my armpit


What a creep


Is that girl sleeping over there?


Yeah, the one next to guy with some speed stick


That's so ratchet


That girl is such a fake girl


She definitely bought all her ReTweets


Who uses speed stick?


OK, let's go use some spice


Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up


Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine


Let's go shop


There's no old spice at this table


Do you know anyone else here?


Oh my god, Rebecca just texted me


Should I use my old spice?


I guess I chose some old spice


Old spice [on repeat]


LET ME USE SOME OLD SPICE

 

[Jazzy]

pokemon was way better my friend

 

[Flubs]

And Noah I can not.... Although a simply tempo alignment could do... 
Look my friend I was getting payed in excess of 800 US dollars to write that song and then let alone preform it. If you have a spare thousand dollars fork I over for a master piece. Or proper motivation like pine using my rule plane for a CONFIDENTIAL AND IS NOT TOO LEAVE OUR MOUTHS YOU HEAR THAT INFINTY THIS IS BETWEEN ME YOU AND PINE

 

[Jazzy]

'Cause you got a bromance with Pine c:

 

[Flubs]

No pine aint a boy

 

[Jazzy]

(Dangit) then you got a crush on pine c: