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[kou]

It truly would. You give me the best ideas.
YES, ABSORB ALL OF THE NONEXISTENT WISDOM THAT I HAVE TO OFFER.


Oh fuck.


*slowly dies inside*


I will be clinging to you for support the entire time.

I am listening to this and it is helping soothe a lot and that is why I love Mark Foster:


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SHUSH, YOU ARE THE GANDALF OF WISDOM.


I will promise to pick up the pieces of your heart once this blows over.

 

[dwale]

Connie Lim's playing cards give me life.


*Has totally found new theme if I ever change my profile pic*

 

[Angst]

I am listening to this and it is helping soothe a lot and that is why I love Mark Foster:
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SHUSH, YOU ARE THE GANDALF OF WISDOM.


I will promise to pick up the pieces of your heart once this blows over.

I suddenly feel very calm.


His voice is like reverse coffee.


I needed that, thank you.


GANDALF IS FEELING VERY INSULTED RIGHT NOW.


Thanks man, that's very thoughtful of you. It's only fair that you pick up the mess you've made.


In other news.


Florence has ordered Eric to go to the museum.


*smiles an "it has begun" type smile*

 

[logastellus]

I suddenly feel very calm.
His voice is like reverse coffee.


I needed that, thank you.


GANDALF IS FEELING VERY INSULTED RIGHT NOW.


Thanks man, that's very thoughtful of you. It's only fair that you pick up the mess you've made.


In other news.


Florence has ordered Eric to go to the museum.


*smiles an "it has begun" type smile*

The ship is now departing

 

[kou]

I suddenly feel very calm.
His voice is like reverse coffee.


I needed that, thank you.


GANDALF IS FEELING VERY INSULTED RIGHT NOW.


Thanks man, that's very thoughtful of you. It's only fair that you pick up the mess you've made.


In other news.


Florence has ordered Eric to go to the museum.


*smiles an "it has begun" type smile*

No problem, I have done a horrid thing and deserve to be punished. I am so sorry Iris.


SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE IS HONORED.


I am a terrible person.





I am scared.


Really scared.

 

[dwale]

*Is prepared to intensely fangirl*

 

[Angst]

The ship is now departing

I laughed harder than I probably should have. XP

No problem, I have done a horrid thing and deserve to be punished. I am so sorry Iris.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE IS HONORED.


I am a terrible person.


I am scared.


Really scared.

LET ME JUST TELL YOU, RIGHT NOW.


YOU -


I -


I JUST.


I CAN'T.


WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?


I MEAN DAMN THAT WAS A BRILLIANT PLOT POINT BUT MY SOUL HAS TAKEN A FIELD TRIP OUT OF MY BODY.


*breathes*


Ok.


I'm fine.


And you should be scared.


I think.

*Is prepared to intensely fangirl*

Same though. *shamelessly ships own ship*

 

[kou]

I laughed harder than I probably should have. XP
LET ME JUST TELL YOU, RIGHT NOW.


YOU -


I -


I JUST.


I CAN'T.


WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?


I MEAN DAMN THAT WAS A BRILLIANT PLOT POINT BUT MY SOUL HAS TAKEN A FIELD TRIP OUT OF MY BODY.


*breathes*


Ok.


I'm fine.


And you should be scared.


I think.


Same though. *shamelessly ships own ship*

Rida is probably going to curse me out.


Now I am extremely terrified.


What have I done?


Oh no.


This was not a good life decision.


...


How the hell is Twitchy--


Eric.


Eriiic.


How is he going to get a 5'11 woman to bend to his will? Is he Superman?

 

[dwale]

"Hey lil' mama-Oh. Could you lean down? I need to whisper in your ear."

 

[KaoriMei]

I was never involved but...


@Asylumnated


I laughed harder than I should've at that. LOL.

 

[Angst]

Rida is probably going to curse me out.
Now I am extremely terrified.


What have I done?


Oh no.


This was not a good life decision.


...


How the hell is Twitchy--


Eric.


Eriiic.


How is he going to get a 5'11 woman to bend to his will? Is he Superman?

I hope Rida kicks your ass.


You deserve it.


Just kidding, you know I love you.





I SWEAR ANNABELLA THAT NICKNAME -


Is still fucking hilarious, not gonna lie.


And I mean.


He has a gun.


That always helps.

"Hey lil' mama-Oh. Could you lean down? I need to whisper in your ear."

I DIED. I FUCKING DIED.

 

[dwale]

@NimbusTheCat @KaoriMei


You are very welcome for your laughing and death.


I will take my leave as I must finish this CS.


(But, I'll probably be back to make more wise-cracks.)

 

[kou]

"Hey lil' mama-Oh. Could you lean down? I need to whisper in your ear."

Eric be like:


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[kou]

I hope Rida kicks your ass.
You deserve it.


Just kidding, you know I love you.





I SWEAR ANNABELLA THAT NICKNAME -


Is still fucking hilarious, not gonna lie.


And I mean.


He has a gun.


That always helps.


I DIED. I FUCKING DIED.

She'll possibly insult me through gif usage.


I am never going to stop.


Oh.


Yeah that helps too.

 

[dwale]

OH MY GOSH


That is the most fantastic thing I have ever seen. In my life. Ever.

 

[Angst]

@NimbusTheCat @KaoriMei
You are very welcome for your laughing and death.


I will take my leave as I must finish this CS.


(But, I'll probably be back to make more wise-cracks.)

You had better, or I will be sorely disappointed.


You amazing person you.

Eric be like:
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OH MY GOSH


I think I died again

 

[Angst]

She'll possibly insult me through gif usage.
I am never going to stop.


Oh.


Yeah that helps too.

She probably will. And it will be glorious.


If she actually called him that, I'm not sure if he would flip out or just get really sad. I still don't understand him.


Yup, it usually does.


As does the killer charm that he doesn't have.

 

[logastellus]

Florence: Also Eric if you see October think with your mind, not with your dick ok?

 

[dwale]

The romance in this RP is going to feed me for a millennia. Like, seriously.

 

[kou]

She probably will. And it will be glorious.
If she actually called him that, I'm not sure if he would flip out or just get really sad. I still don't understand him.


Yup, it usually does.


As does the killer charm that he doesn't have.

My body is prepared.


Damn. Mysterious af.


I can picture Eric fumbling with the gun and October being like- "I suppose it is true about what they say about the French."


And Eric just shoots her.

 

[kou]

Florence: Also Eric if you see October think with your mind, not with your dick ok?

100% DONE.

 

[Angst]

Florence: Also Eric if you see October think with your mind, not with your dick ok?

I CAN'T BREATHE. HELP.


Eric: No promises, mon chere ami.

 

[dwale]

Florence with the snarky comments about everyone's relationship. Damn.

 

[Angst]

My body is prepared.
Damn. Mysterious af.


I can picture Eric fumbling with the gun and October being like- "I suppose it is true about what they say about the French."


And Eric just shoots her.

Good.


I'm sorry but that sounded like something that it wasn't.





Hardly. More...confused.


YUP.


YUP.


THAT'S THEIR RELATIONSHIP. RIGHT THERE.

 

[kou]

I CAN'T BREATHE. HELP.
Eric: No promises, mon chere ami.

October-


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