Doctor Llamabean
*winks at Markus*
Boltius Beckman
SCENE:
Playground Affairs
TIME:
(Pre Arc-1) 2008, May 24th
LOCATION:
South District; Playground
PARTICIPANTS:
Boltius, Vulken, Kaede
PLAYGROUND AFFAIRS
Feeling Vulken’s knuckles atop his head, the young Boltius flinched, curling in the shoulders. Though it didn’t hurt, he rubbed the spot anyway and shot Vulken a frown. He couldn’t understand why Vulken had decided it was appropriate to let some cheeky bimbo invade on their brothers’ time, but he wouldn’t dwell on that.
No.
Shaking his head, it was time to focus on the important things—like how to get rid of her. “I ain’t callin’ ‘er that.”
Boltius shoved at Vulken with a single hand, a half-affectionate, half-annoyed gesture to compensate for letting him muss his hair. Vulken would have felt a hardened layer of gel matted within the topmost tuft of orange—no technique or experience had gone into the application, as if the tub of gel had been dropped open-ended on the boy’s head. “And I don’t want a girlfriend! Girls are stupid! They cry all the time,” a reference to Peoni, “They’re boring!” a reference to Janet, “And they’re confusing! You can never tell whether they’re happy, sad, or pissed off!” a reference to Ash. All of this spoken while the boy rubbed his feet in the dirt and balled little fists at his sides, ignoring the rest of what Vulken had to say until a breath of silence gave time for it to set in.
“Huh?” Boltius made a sour face. “Girlfriend?”
He looked at Kaede, doubtful; eyed her up and down before a smirk. “Keh.” Smugly, he crossed his arms and cocked a brow as the girl went on about Vulken’s dreams. No way she is.
When she quieted, he voiced his thoughts matter-of-factly without an ounce of hesitation. “She ain’t big enough in the chest to be your girlfriend, Vulken. Dad says a big chest equals best, it gives your head a place to rest.”
No.
Shaking his head, it was time to focus on the important things—like how to get rid of her. “I ain’t callin’ ‘er that.”
Boltius shoved at Vulken with a single hand, a half-affectionate, half-annoyed gesture to compensate for letting him muss his hair. Vulken would have felt a hardened layer of gel matted within the topmost tuft of orange—no technique or experience had gone into the application, as if the tub of gel had been dropped open-ended on the boy’s head. “And I don’t want a girlfriend! Girls are stupid! They cry all the time,” a reference to Peoni, “They’re boring!” a reference to Janet, “And they’re confusing! You can never tell whether they’re happy, sad, or pissed off!” a reference to Ash. All of this spoken while the boy rubbed his feet in the dirt and balled little fists at his sides, ignoring the rest of what Vulken had to say until a breath of silence gave time for it to set in.
“Huh?” Boltius made a sour face. “Girlfriend?”
He looked at Kaede, doubtful; eyed her up and down before a smirk. “Keh.” Smugly, he crossed his arms and cocked a brow as the girl went on about Vulken’s dreams. No way she is.
When she quieted, he voiced his thoughts matter-of-factly without an ounce of hesitation. “She ain’t big enough in the chest to be your girlfriend, Vulken. Dad says a big chest equals best, it gives your head a place to rest.”
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BOLTIUS NOTES
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— —POST RECAP: The young Boltius recites his father. RIP