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[ObviouslySketchy]

@Jacob Berry Waah, Gomenasai, I totally forgot about it （｀〇Д〇）


I AM NOT WORTHY OF THY ATTENTION, O GREAT PRINCE! -shamefully crawls into the corner of the room-


I will reply as soon as I am done with my dinner :3 My mind goes blank when I'm hungry.

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


In all honesty, I only discovered it because I didn't know how to reference somebody, lol.


As you can tell, I'm such a virgin I didn't even know how to reference.


Teach me the oh so saucy ways of RP, to a lowly Kebab like me.

 

[Iskandar]

Ish fine @ObviouslySketchy


*Pelts you with Cheesy Pretzels in the corner* TAKE MY BLESSING PEASANT! ENJOY MY PRETZELS!


Take yer time, I am in no rush, I am just watching youtube xD


KebabQueen


I see! I see!


I AND SKETCHY AKA PRETZEL AND PEDOBEAR SHALL TEACH YOU ALL THE SAUCINESS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[ObviouslySketchy]

Don't worry, @Jacob Berry -continues being pelted with pretzels- Mercyyyy, my lord, mercyyyy


Hey, why does your preferences say that you are not available for rp? >:3

 

[Iskandar]

Don't worry, KebabQueen I shall teach you saucy~ -whips out a bowl filled to the brim with spaghetti sauce- Now, the key here is to make it salty, but not too salty; can't have all that pasta goodness going to waste, now, can we? :3

Oh, and make sure to add some nice spices like oregano! Maybe some Basil, rosemary? Pepper too.

 

[KebabQueen]

ObviouslySketchy


not too salty, got it. What about pepper for that extra spice? Or cream?


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jacob Berry


Thank you, dear pretzel God. Your snacks are underrated, much like kebabs.

 

[Iskandar]

KebabQueen


I know ;-;. I have much other underrated snacks in my arsenal too! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[ObviouslySketchy]

@Jacob Berry @KebabQueen


Hmm, I for one would go for garlic. It's both delicious, and a weapon against the undead xD


Look at us, sharing recipes and innuendos :3

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


What? like a fat, long, juicy kebab? drizzled in creamy sauce?


delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KebabQueen]

ObviouslySketchy


Ah, how I love euphemisms, intertwined with food, my favourite thing ever

 

[Iskandar]

@ObviouslySketchy


Oh, and maybe a little onion? Goes great with Garlic and! It is a weapon against living people.


KebabQueen


I have Churros covered in thick oreo cream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


Oreo cream? I can only hope it's double stuffed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Iskandar]

KebabQueen


Nah, Triple Stuffed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Also, I have a good Food Innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


Triple stuffed?? *Faints from shock* But how? All this stuffing confuzzles a lowly kebab like me

 

[Iskandar]

KebabQueen


Some times, I like to take the stuffing out of a double stuffed oreo and put it into another. Making it a Quadruple Stuffed oreo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Also, my Innuendo: My Meat is vegan friendly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


Oh my God you rebel! How could you even fit all that stuffing in your mouth?


My meat is not unfortunately, it's only available to a select few hungry ravishing kebabs such as myself


don't worry, I come with salad sauce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


[insert non food innuendo here]


How do you reply to messages on your profile? I couldn't find the reply button anyway. Help a virgin would you?

 

[Iskandar]

KebabQueen


It is very hard, truth be told, but, I stuff it into my mouth(No stuffing pun intended ;P)


Hmm. I see! Do you ever come with extra sauce? I like saucy meat, truth be told ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


(Also, you look over to the right of the post, and it says like and comment, hit comment and a little box will come up for you to reply)

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


Of course, it's sauce bonanza up in my meat sack, from creamy white sauce, to juicy meat sauce.


I imagine you must have quite the jaw to be doing that.

 

[ObviouslySketchy]

@KebabQueen Waaait I actually know thisss.


If you are a member for less than 24 hours, the option to respond to profile messages won't be available. Only once you exceed the 24 hour threshold will you be able to respond to them and post a status and so on. :3


Look at me, being all helpful and professional. This is new (*ﾟﾛﾟ)

 

[KebabQueen]

ObviouslySketchy


Haha, thank ye, wise one.

 

[Iskandar]

@KebabQueen


Hmmm. I like all those sauces to be honest. And a Meat Sack? Man, sounds like a great deal.


@ObviouslySketchy


That reply sounded so like professional and written xD

 

[KebabQueen]

Jacob Berry


It's a fantastic deal!, the best a Queen can offer to a God. Surprised we don't get more customers down here

 

[ObviouslySketchy]

@Jacob Berry


Much advice


Very written


Wow professional


Also, hang on tight, I am just now finishing my response to the rp :3

 

[Iskandar]

@KebabQueen


I am honored! You should join my Food Harem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


@ObviouslySketchy


Such Doge


Much Impressed


Wow Memes


Yay! :3