My Boyfriend Is A Girl!? ((Memster101&Firetail606))

[Zotohxan]

((It's fine! I hope you're alright? o: ))


I let out a contented sigh and nod, even though he couldn't see me. "No doubt. Now get some sleep. I've got early classes tomorrow and don't need you keeping me up all night flappin' yo lips!" I say, the teasing strong in my tone. I pull the covers over me and roll onto my side, perfectly content in the way everything is right now. Sure there're still assholes who could certainly use some sort of lesson in being decent humans, but... At least I've got a new friend, and he's totally accepting and kind to what seems like everyone- except previously stated douches.

 

[Memster101]

(( I believe so I'm just really tired/out of it. ))


I smiled once more and curled up even tired against the coolness of the room, feeling sleep threatening to take me as I laid there. "'Night, Eli," I murmured, yawning. Not too long after that, I drifted off into a surprisingly blissful sleep, wondering if I'd wake up before my new roommate early enough to make sure I was all covered and presentable.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Aah ,well I'm glad everything is alright! And I hope you can wake up more(?) 'w'))


I end up falling asleep rather quickly, thankfully not having any of the nightmares I'd sometimes have of the past. At 7am my alarm goes off, making me groan from the mental pain it brings me. I swear, that damn beeping is the noise Satan moans out while gaining pleasure from my despair. I move my hand around without actually opening my eyes, but thankfully I end up slamming it down on top of the SNOOZE button, making the cursed noise stop.


It takes about five minutes for me to actually open my eyes and get up, though as usual I don't pay attention to where I'm walking and end up tripping over my shoes from practice yesterday. I fall face-first to the floor, groaning in pain and annoyance. "Fuckin' shoes... Just because you know I won't get in you today fuckin' trippin' me and shit." To say I'd forgotten in my sleepy haze that I actually have a roommate now would be more than correct. For if I had, I likely would not have made such an inappropriate comment about my shoes.

 

[Memster101]

I had been soundly sleeping when something loud woke me up. I jumped, sitting up straight, looking around. It took a few seconds before I remembered where I was and what that sound might be, but the long string of cussing helped. I blinked and looked over at Elijah, cocking my head some. "Are you okay?" I asked, grinning slightly. Before he could orient himself though, I quickly bagged my shirt, and tried to casually smooth my hand through my hair. "That sounded pretty painful."

 

[Zotohxan]

I glance back at the source of a voice with wide eyes, then calm down when I notice Ash. Reality comes back to me and I just groan again, pushing my forehead lazily against the floor. "Fine... My shoe decided it was pissed I wasn't going to foot-fuck it today. Knocked me over while I was trying to go piss." So, perhaps not all of reality had returned, yet...


I lift myself up to sit back on my legs, yawning widely then turning back to glare at my shoe. "Fuckin' whore." I reach back and slap it under my bed before standing and heading to the bathroom again, already forgetting that Ash was there when I kick the door only mostly shut behind me.

 

[Memster101]

I watched scene, an amused grin on my face. Well, I certainly would never go bored while living here if this was going to be a regular occurrence. I laughed to myself and stretched lazily in my bed, yawning loudly. It was so warm and I didn't have a class until noon...I might as well wait until Eli was done getting ready for the day before I decided to do so myself. He did have the first class after all and I was only being fair. I smiled in that shit-eating, self-satisfied smile I had given to Harkin, before settling deeper into my sheets.


((Sorry if my replies are still lame today e.e I had a bad night last night and am still like...mood hung over >> ))

 

[Zotohxan]

((D: I'm sorry your night was bad! I hope tonight was better, and that tomorrow goes good as well!


And sorry for not replying sooner.. I've been busy all freaking day x.x))


After doing my business in the bathroom, washing my face, and brushing my teeth, I head back out and to my closet. Though I was a bit more awake now, it wasn't quite to the point where I could properly come to terms with the fact that I have a roommate. So, instead of being a normal person and heading to the bathroom to change, I strip right there. In the middle of the room, right in front of my closet.


Luckily I don't change out of my boxers, seeing as how I'd only just put them on after showering last night, and all I'd done since was sleep. But, even so, it wouldn't have been appropriate were Ash to look over. It takes about five minutes for me to actually pick out an outfit, seeing as how my awakened consciousness was fighting against the tired haze for superiority. Thankfully they seem to compromise, dressing me in a tight blue v-neck and black jeans. Not as gay as it could be, I suppose...

 

[Memster101]

((You're all good! Are you doing a lot for the holidays? And sort of e.e))


My eyes widened when Eli started to strip right in front of me and I swallowed some. "Hey, uh, Eli? You know I'm in here...Right?" I asked, head cocking to the side some. I rubbed at my eyes some and stepped out of the bed, heading over to my own dresser. "If you want, I can go dress in the bathroom and you can just chill out in here? I have to brush my teeth and wash my face and a few other things..." I pulled out a loose-ish dark green tee shirt and a pair of black jogger pants, along with my typical mismatched socks. I headed out of the room and into the bathroom, humming under my breath some.


Once in the bathroom, I set my clothes out on the bathroom counter, still humming softly. Between the pants and shirt, I had sneaked my binder in. I undressed and redressed, grimacing some as I put my binder on. After that, I quickly brushed my teeth, washed my face, and put deodorant on.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Holy shit... I know I replied to this earlier?! ;-; I'm so sorry!


And I'm not sure, really.. All I know is that my siblings are coming out today at some point, and...Well. That's it. My mother goes absolutely crazy with cleaning when they come home, though... So I've been busy with that, annoyingly x.x


How about you? I do hope yesterday got better?? Merry Christmas Eve, though! And I hope today goes super well for you! ;w; ))


I only sleepily waved my hand at Ash in recognizing that he'd said something, but... Not really knowing what it was. After getting dressed I head over to my phone and send a quick 'good morning' text to Melissa and Arthur, something I do every morning. Just because we don't live together anymore, doesn't mean we don't try to be as close as we possibly can be. And by that I mean I miss the hell out of them and talk to them when I can, otherwise I end up becoming horribly homesick and my attacks can come far more frequently.


After sending off the text I check my bag to make sure I've got everything for class, groaning in annoyance when I realize I'm completely out of blue pens. The fucking teacher specified BIC blue, ballpoint pens. Honestly.. Who the fuck specifies that as the only writing utensil allowed in their class?!


Deciding that my first class- English- really isn't all that important, I face plant back into my bed, groaning a bit in pain from the oh-so-wise decision, and then just letting out a sigh of contentment. "I've come back... Let me in you."

 

[Memster101]

(( Don't worry! Lord knows I've done it before! And oh no, at least you get to see your family more though I definitely know that I'd be thrilled to do that. And more or less. I've just been really down since that night and have had troubles getting myself out of that funk e.e Merry christmas eve though!!))


I vaguely heard some rummaging around back out in the bedroom as I got ready and smiled faintly to myself. It sounded like he was having some troubles. Once I had finished everything up, with my dirty clothes in tow, I headed back out. I blinked some when I saw Eli face planted on his bed and wondered what had happened in the time span between me leaving for the bathroom and me coming back in to result in this. I figured it was better not to ask though with how grouchy he seemed. Shrugging to myself, I dropped the dirty clothes off into the hamper and crawled back into bed, finding a book that I'd set out on the small night stand and begun to read it.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Eish, sorry ;-; We had a sort of no internet thing while my siblings were here...


I hope you've had better luck at feeling better! And Merry late Christmas!))


I turn my head when I hear Ash coming out, smiling sleepily at him. "I'm skipping my first class... Bitch makes us use a blue ballpoint pen, and I lost mine." I narrow my eyes, then glance off the side of my bed, glaring at my shoes. "Bet you fuckers stole 'em since I won't foot fuck you. You dirty, dirty cheaters." I shake my head then rest it again on the bed, just looking at Ash. "Sorry. I tend to curse out inanimate objects when I'm tired... Especially when they cause me to fall on my ass- or my face- right after waking up."


I just shrug then close my eyes again, letting out a sigh of contentment. I was awake enough to realize that I was acting extremely strange, but not awake enough to really think I needed to change anything about it... it was a strange head space to be in.

 

[Memster101]

(( You're all good doll~ And it was a day e.e How was yours?? Merry late Christmas! xD ))


I laughed some at his explanation, shaking my head in amusement as I went and sat down on my bed. "It's all good. If I'm tired enough, I'm the exact same way." Yawning, I tugged my blankets up over me to fight against the coolness of the room, curling up on my side. "Aside from English, what other classes do you have today?" I was pretty sure today was my free day, so I could explore the campus a little more, try and find a new math class, check out the library. The options were endless - more or less. It really depended on my motivation to get stuff done. The current level was very little, but hopefully it'd warm up as the day went along.


I looked up at Eli, propping my head in one hand and rubbing at my eye with the other as I did so. My gaze moved down to my stomach though as it let out a loud grumble and I gave a sheepish look, dropping the hand at my eye to cover my stomach. Like it would muffle the sound.

 

[Zotohxan]

((About the same, actually. ;w; We really just sat around watching movies for a couple days. ))


I think for a minute at Ash's question- what other classes do I have today? "Um.. Psychology around ten, Economics at noon, and ma-er... Actually, that's it." I let out a contented sigh, "Thank god I only have to go to two today! I think I'd fucking die if I had to go to more." Just after his little 'rant' he hears Ash's stomach, making him turn and give a small smile to the other. "Want to go get breakfast? They open up the cafeteria at like six... It's not super expensive, and the food's fairly good for the money.. Better than nothing, anyway."

 

[Memster101]

(( That's basically how mine have gone e.e This week has been so boring! ))


I smiled slightly and nodded at the mention of food, swinging my legs off the bed. It was still really cold but the mention of food was enough to get me out. "Alright, that works for me," I agreed, reaching under the bed with my foot to kick my shoes out. "Do they have coffee? Please tell me they have coffee." I wasn't too tired, just a coffee addict. It unfortunately did usually make me really hyper, but Eli would only have to deal with it until he went to class. Stretching some, I slipped my shoes on and got out of the bed all the way. "Do you want to stay down there or come eat up here?" My head cocked to the side as I asked this, shoving my hands into my pockets.

 

[Zotohxan]

((I agree ;w;


Are you feeling any better, now?))


I laugh a bit at Ash's question of coffee, standing off my bed and yawning. "Yeah, they've got coffee. And it doesn't matter too much to me... Most people just take their stuff back to their rooms, so there's not many down there." Though i normally am one of the people to take my food back to my room, I won't force Ash to if he doesn't want to... Chances are none of the assholes will be down in the cafeteria this early, so there shouldn't be anything like that to worry about. At least, I hope not...

 

[Memster101]

(( A little at the moment. I just went to the gym so I'm all endorphin-y. Give it a while though and I'm sure I'll be all mopey xD How're you doing??))


I relaxed at the conformation of coffee and nodded at what Eli said, figuring we'd probably head back up regardless of the weather or any other contributing factors. "We can come up here if you want. It'll probably be too cold or hot for me," I replied, shrugging lightly. With how thin I was, I tended to get terribly cold fairly easy and with all the layers I wore, overly hot just as easily. Once Eli was ready, I followed him down the stairs of the dorm building and out onto the campus green. There were a fair amount of people running around, mostly to their classes from the look of it, but not nearly the amount I'd seen when I had arrived yesterday. That was well enough though.

 

[Zotohxan]

((What the fuck...


I had no alert for this.


I'm so sorry '-'))


I nod in understanding, walking toward the cafeteria with a sigh. "You know... I think I like the mornings here best. People aren't as douche-y first thing after waking up. I wish I could just take one different class every day, and not have any days off, but have the first class in the morning." I nod again, this time in acceptance of my tired-minded 'fool proof' plan. "Yeah, I'll do that." I turn to look at Ash as we walk into the room flooded with all sorts of different, wonderful smells. "You should do it with me. That way, other than practice, we won't have to deal with people saying shit about how we look, or ragging on you for hanging out with the f.ag."

 

[Memster101]

(( You're okay! Have you done the watch thread thing?? ))


I smiled some at his plan, stuffing my hands into my pocket. It was early enough that it had that not quite cold not quite warm morning feel still, and the night smells still lingered in the air. A yawn escaped me and I stretched without removing my hands, just sort of shrugging my shoulders up by my ears and rolling them. "That sounds like a plan. Then we could sleep in until practice," I mused. Plus the classes were usually smaller in the morning because no one wanted to wake up so early. Not that I blamed them. It could be a bit of a drag.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Yeah... I think I just have a really shitty habit of overlooking things, then they're gone... Or, like... At night when I'm half asleep I'll read through my messages/alerts, then forget all about them by morning x.x))


I laugh and nod, "Yep. Assuming Mel and no one else come over, which isn't likely to happen." My eyes then go wide as I remember something, "Oh, by the way! Her school break is coming up- who fuckin' knows what for- and it's a week long. She's still gotta work in that time, but only for a couple days, and she'd wanted to know if she could come and stay for like three days. It's cool if you're not comfortable with that, I've just gotta give her some answer, ya know?"

 

[Memster101]

(( I do the same xD It's super bad >>Oh! Have you given anymore thought to the other rp??))


I nodded as Eli spoke, quickening our speed as the food court came into view. At first the idea of having Mel over seemed off putting to me...there were already so many people I had to watch out for, let alone a girl who knew how things were suppose to look and how not. This was going to be a mess. But it would be unfair for me to just tell him no....And I knew Mel would be really excited to come spend time with Eli. Mentally sighing, I pushed a slight smile to my lips and shrugged my shoulders casually. "Oh? Yeah, that's fine with me," I replied, waving my hand some. "Just don't go throwing to crazy of parties."

 

[Zotohxan]

((I have, but I still can't think of anything to really do without doing a few significant time skips :/ ))


I give a small smile, "Okay...Thank you. But if it ever gets too much you can just let me know, and I'll have her go back home. It's really not a big deal, and I'd rather you be comfortable too, alright?" I move toward the line to pick up one of the meals in the plastic containers, knowing they were the cheapest, and quite frankly, the best. I pick one with pancakes, eggs, and bacon, then walk over to pay for it, waiting after for Ash.

 

[Memster101]

(( Maybe that's what we'll just have to do? =/ ))


I smiled some and nodded at Eli's conditions, smoothing a hand through my slightly damp hair. "Sounds good," I agreed scanning the plastic containers. I picked the same one that Eli had chosen, deciding all the things on the plate weren't really things that could be screwed up. Following after him, I fumbled around for my wallet as I waited for Eli to pay for his own. Once he did, I pulled a five out of my wallet and handed it over to the cashier, pocketing the change when he gave it back to me. "Did you want to just go back to the dorm?" I asked once we had gotten away from the line, plucking two forks and two knives for us as we pasted the little condiment and utensil stand.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Yeah... I take it you haven't come up with anything else either, then? :/ ))


I shrug, yawning widely, "I dunno... I mean, there's really no one in here if it's not too hot or cold for you?" Really, he was hoping beyond hope that Ash would agree to going back to the dorms... He really wasn't up for walking all the way back up there right now, at least.. Not after having smelled the food... Sure it's not exactly restaurant quality, but... It smells rather heavenly to a half-asleep college guy who could easily eat half his weight in anything not-too spicy.


Without really even waiting for Ash's reply, I head over to one of the tables and sit down, throwing open the plastic lid and shoving some of the bacon into my mouth, moaning my appreciation of it. "Holy sweet nectar of the gods!" I shout, getting strange, amused looks from the kitchen staff and the one or two students still around.

 

[Memster101]

(( Not really e.e I'm not sure what there is we can do during the pregnancy other than hormonal drama? I mean, there was that thing I talked about with Teagan getting Matt and everyone arrested but that's just a little thing....I'm pretty lazy and I don't feel like playing out graduation e.e I know there'd be dances and such but short of Mir getting harrassed a little I can't think of much e.e All I can suggest is skipping to maybe after school finishes and they've graduated and moved out. There could be some problems with the pregnancy, like the baby could be premature which I know a lot about...Or drama with Mir's parents? Like they try and get someone to persuade Mir to if not abort the baby, then at least to leave Teagan...Or start planting things that Mir is cheating but I don't really see that happening...))


I was about to reply with heading back to the dorms, even if the weather was rather nice, but before I could comment Eli was leading me over to a group of nearby tables. Smiling some, I followed after him and took the seat opposite to his. Almost as soon as my butt hit the seat, he was making his declarations to the quality of the food. I had little option but to laugh, snorting lightly as I did so. "Woah, woah. Don't spoil it for me, man!" I teased, popping off the plastic lid. I tucked it under the styrofoam plate and started to dig in to the pancakes, grinning lightly. It was pretty great. No competition to my dad's breakfast, but better than anything I could have accomplished.


"I'm guessing this is what we're going to end up doing for most, if not all days for breakfast?" I smiled, amused around a large mouthful of pancake, shoulders bouncing lightly with silent laughter.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Sounds good.. I don't know a lot about premature birth, so I'll need you to inform me on the little things when it does get to that part.. ;w; Maybe we could skip until she's about 30 or so weeks along, and they could just be relaxing at the house with the officers, then suddenly she goes into labour? Maybe Jess' brother starts harassing them through mail and phone calls to let him meet his child?


Also, for this one, I just realized that it's supposed to be an all boys' college, but there were girls in the math class. *w* So to fix our little plot hole, maybe it's something like: To be an actual student at the school you have to be male, but some courses are co-ed, and students from an all girls' college in the same town come over to take those classes. And vice versa, as with it being a school for only one gender, I can't imagine it being huge in this day and age, so they just sort of share responsibility with some courses?))


I chuckle a bit and shrug, "I mean, it's what I do... Later I can show you around a bit, and let you scout out a couple of the nearby coffee houses and whatnot. They're usually open pretty early, and for the most part, the food is pretty good there, too." I hadn't taken a single bite while talking, wanting to be polite. But... Now that I was through with speaking, I was once more digging into the delicious meal before me, being anything but 'gentlemanly'. And if I didn't know myself better, I'd honestly scold myself for having no table manners.