My Boyfriend Is A Girl!? ((Memster101&Firetail606))

[Memster101]

(( Yeah! That would work. We have to figure out what happened to the officers though considering the rumors Michael started to spread.


And I realized that but I guess I kind of just assumed something along those lines xD ))


I smiled some and nodded, knowing that I could get some pretty bomb coffee even though it'd be at a price. Maybe it was something I'd have to make a treat for special occasions or something. "Alright, we'll have to check out a few of them." I started to dig in to my pancakes once again, soon finishing them off and moving on to the eggs. "Are you sure you'll have to in between now and your next class?"


((Sorry, I'm super drained from last night e.e I hope you had a good new years though!))

 

[Zotohxan]

((Oh shit, right... I forgot about that.. ;-; Maybe.. They were on suspension for like two months, and during that time they'd found someone to hack computers and delete all the evidence of everything, so then the investigation against them was dropped and they were reinstated? ;w; I don't really want to make them lose their jobs or anything..


Yeah, I can't believe I only just realized! x.x


And you're totally fine! I'm pretty tired myself, even if it was only my Mom and I watching the ball drop, then me messaging my girlfriend for a few minutes before I read and passed out. x'D I did, and I hope you did too!))


I wave my hand dismissively, "Totally. I've still got like... Hours until then. They're all within walking distance from here too, so.. It's not that bad." I shrug and yawn again before starting on my own pancakes. "I also need to start applying to some of the places around here, so we'll just kill two birds with one stone. I can get some applications in, and you can find a new hot spot for coffee or whatever it is you like." I smile softly and get back to eating, realizing just how urgently I really do need to get those applications in... I'd only just quit my last job, and if I don't get a new job soon, I won't be able to pay for next semester here, and I won't have my part of Mel's school fees put together...

 

[Memster101]

((Yeah xD And I'm glad you had a good New Years! I hung out with some old friends, got a little drunk, played some games with them It was a good night. I think I got sick though from their kid e.e Cause I'm pretty sure hang overs don't feel like head colds >> ))


I smiled some and nodded, wondering if I should do the same too. I had a resume, but it was on my laptop at the dorm. I'd just have to see how many of the places around here were really hiring while we went out and about for Eli. "That sounds good. Maybe you can get me a discount whereever you end up working," I teased, smiling some around my eggs. This really wasn't half bad food, especially since it came in a very McDonald's-equse container. A lot better than their food anyways. I started to slow down some as I finished my eggs, really wanting to make the bacon last.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Well, I'm glad your New Years was good as well, aside from the cold! ;w; ))


I chuckle and nod, "I will certainly get you some discounts, man." I finish up my own food before letting out a contented sigh, "So... I'm super fucking weird when I first wake up, and I'm sorry about that... It's not usually until I get food or coffee that I realize just how weird I was being. And apparently, my tired mind doesn't give any fucks about whether or not I've got a roommate at the time, because it just really likes for me to talk about fucking my shoes with my feet..."

 

[Memster101]

(( It's all good! That's what you get when all of you play a drinking game from the same cup. Also, let me know when you reply. I'm not sure I'll get notifications for it still. ))


I grinned at the agreement and shrugged my shoulders lightly. "Hey, don't worry about it. I'm sure I'll have my weird days or something too," I offered, smiling slightly. I finished off my bacon finally and leaned back into my chair. "Who knows, maybe I talk in my sleep or sleep walk? That'd be pretty embarrassing." Considering no one had ever told me of those traits before, I didn't think they would happen. Absently, I played with my fork, breaking off some of the pronged ends as I did so.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Oh no ;w; And okay o: ))


I quirk a brow and smirk lightly, "Really? Talking in your sleep, sleep walking? Unless you're talking about fucking your mouth with a tooth brush, I don't think you'll be at quite the level of weirdness and embarrassment as I am." I chuckle, "Step up your game, bro!" I shake my head in amusement and let out a sigh before standing, "Well.. We can head out if you're ready, or I can just throw this away and we can hang around here a bit more. I'm really fine either way."

 

[Memster101]

((Yeah ^^* I'm feeling a bit better though!))


I smiled and tipped my head in agreement, laughing some. "Fair enough, fair enough." I laid my broken up fork on the plate and sat up some when Eli suggested leaving. "Yeah, sure. We could do that. Before it gets too busy in here and all." Not that it probably wouldn't be fairly busy at the coffee shops but I was one of those people that can't sit still for long.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Good! ))


I smile and nod, a bit relieved that that was Ash's thinking... I really didn't want to end up in here if any of the other guys from the team showed up, or.. Really, anyone I share a class with, or anyone who knows someone I'm in class with. Basically, I don't want anyone to see me except for my roommate and the staff here, because there's pretty much no doubt in my mind that otherwise, there will be lots of words tossed around, and I'd rather Ash's second day not be ruined the same way the first was.


I throw away my trash and wait for Ash to do the same, then lead our way out of the cafeteria and off campus. The first coffee house was just ahead of us and I point to it, "That one is actually pretty cool, and there's this really gay guy who works there. Like, he dyed his hair rainbow, and on the day marriage equality was being ruled on, he actually used window paints and made posters to put up all over the place telling people to support." I can't help but chuckle at the memory, "It's really cute."

 

[Memster101]

I dumped my trash off as well after Eli did, following him out of the cafeteria. "Oh?" I mused, grinning some. "Have you ever asked him out on a date or anything?" By now I had managed to catch up to him and was walking side by side. "Or is he taken or something?" I still wasn't sure what was appropriate to ask or tease him about...it was a lot harder with gay guys than it was with my brothers or any of my gay female friends. I chewed at my lip, shoving my hands into my pocket some as I wondered if I had made a mistake.

 

[Zotohxan]

I blush a bit, unable to hold it back, "He's actually my ex... We went to the same high school and dated for two years. It was awesome, but... It had to end sometime, I suppose. The guy he was in love with before me came back into the picture, and we decided to just be friends." It definitely still hurts, but I hoped I wasn't being obvious about that... Really, being hurt over something like a breakup is always something I've kinda hated about myself, I feel like it just makes me seem even more gay. Like that somehow makes me lesser than any straight person- even though I know it's not how things go.

 

[Memster101]

I blinked and rubbed at the back of my neck sheepishly. "Oh...sorry," I murmured, feeling unbearably awkward. Swallowing some, I tried to push a smile to my lips. "Well, at least you two are friends now, right?" Who knew, maybe Eli would meet someone through this guy? It was highly possible. From what I had seen with my gay female friends at least, everyone seemed to know each other and or had been with each other... Oh, maybe that wasn't such a good idea. Shaking my head lightly, I turned my gaze back to him.

 

[Zotohxan]

I chuckle a bit and shake my head, "No need to apologize, and yeah, we're still friends." I shrug, "I'm over the breakup by now, I'm just glad that he's happy. Oh, and you don't have to feel awkward about asking anything.. I mean, aside from the pronouns being different, just think of it like if you're talking to any other straight guy. You wouldn't feel awkward about asking him if he likes a girl or if he's dating her, so.. You don't have to feel awkward with me either, even though it's guys. I'm not gonna freak out or get offended or anything." I smile and reach over to once more ruffle Ash's hair, then push open the door to the coffee shop. "It only makes me feel awkward when you feel awkward."

 

[Memster101]

I relaxed some as Eli informed me of what was okay, realizing I was overreacting really. It wasn't really that big of a deal that he was gay or what not. There was really no reason I should have thought it being any different. "Right, okay," I agreed, smiling as I slid through the open door. The heavenly aromas of coffee hit me and I took in a deep breath, mentally sighing. It seemed like forever since I had been in a coffee shop. There was a guy behind the counter who seemed fairly...flamboyant. "Is that your guy friend?" I asked, head cocking to the side some.

 

[Zotohxan]

I glance over at the counter and nod, "Yep, that's Clarke." I smile, then watch as he looks to one of the female coworkers and squeals, then rushes over and starts brushing his fingers through her hair. "And that's the gay." I snicker, knowing I'd always teased him about how stereotypical he is. It was never a malicious thing, as he'd do it right back, though."


I lead Ash up to the counter and slap the service bell several times while shouting, "Clarke! Stop being fucking gay and get over here!" The boy with bright green eyes and hair dyed with rainbow colours randomly stripped around turns and squeals in excitement, "Eli~" He runs over and reaches over the counter to hug the other male, "Awh, I've missed you!" He then looks at Ash and gets a mischievous smirk, "Is this your boyfriend?"

 

[Memster101]

I grinned at the young man, secretly loving how stereotypical he was. I had never had any gay guy friends and...to say the least, a lot of my gay girl friends were less than excited to do hair or things of the like. Following after Eli, I watched as the two hugged. How someone could be so friendly after ending a relationship, I would never know. My eyes widened when I got that familiar question and shook my head quickly. "No, no. I'm just his roommate," I replied, rubbing at the back of my neck. "My name is Ash, by the way."


I offered my hand shyly, not being much of a hugging personal honestly. I chewed at my lip some, wondering what he'd do.

 

[Zotohxan]

I let out a slightly annoyed sigh when Clarke asks if Ash was my boyfriend. Can't a guy have male friends, even if he's gay?! But, with Clarke, I do get it... He knows how hard the break up was on me and, as backwards as it may seem, it was actually him and his boyfriend who got me to being as okay as I am right now. But still, I know he's worried about me. It's been six months since we broke up, and I've not so much as had interest in anyone...


"Awh, okay..." Clarke says with a pout, shaking Ash's hand. He then grins and winks, "But, you can still fuck 'im. Believe me, He's so good! Like... Have you seen it? Holy shit!" He pulls his hand back and fans himself, "Honey, you ain't never seen something so beautiful! You'll want to feel it everywhere." When he first started talking, I was shocked still. To the point of: I was stood there, staring wide eyed, jaw dropped, and completely unable to move. "C-Clarke!" I scream finally, then reach over the counter to hit him, only making him giggle and jump backwards.


"What?! I never got to sleep with you but that doesn't mean Mr. Cutie over there can't!"

 

[Memster101]

My eyes widened when Clarke started to rattle off certain aspects of Eli and my face went brighter than it had even with Mel's comments. I sat there gawking, mouth opening and closing like a fish. 'U-U-Uhm...." I swallowed and smoothed a hand through my hair, rocking back on my heels. "W-Well, I g-guess I'll k-keep that in m-mind." I dropped my gaze down shyly, swallowing once again. "I-I think I'm going to go use the bathroom real quick." After saying so, I hurried off into the bathroom.


Leaning over the sink, I turned the water on and started to splash my scolding face a few times to calm it down.

 

[Zotohxan]

"He's straight!" I scream at my friend, slumping over in defeat when he said, "Well.. Don't worry, you're hot enough to turn him." I shake my head, "You're an idiot..." I mumble, then walk over and lean against the side counter, that way I don't dissuade any actual customers who don't want to wait in a line. "I'm not going to sleep with him, Clarke. He's straight, my roommate, and I met him yesterday. You know I don't do stuff like that..."


The rainbow haired jerk just shrugs, "Doesn't mean he's not hiding, all the better, and you'll get to know him. Problem solved~!"

 

[Memster101]

After I had managed to calm my cheeks and the rest of my cheeks after a few more splashes and leaned back on my heels. "Jeez, these gays," I murmured to myself. My gay girl friends usually weren't much better, but it was shocking all the same. Once I had more or less calmed the rest of myself, I headed back out of the bathroom and over to where Eli was standing. "Uhm, did you turn your application in?" I asked, chewing some at my lip.

 

[Zotohxan]

I give Ash an apologetic smile when I see him, "Yeah..." I'd actually handed that in just before he came back out, "Listen, I'm so sorry about that... He gets overprotective, er.. Over worried, I guess... And it's just... It turns into things like that. But, that doesn't make it okay, and I swear that I'll talk to him and make sure he doesn't say stuff like that again..." I think one of the biggest reasons it made even me feel so uncomfortable, was because I'm still a virgin... I'm a gay, male virgin who is starting to develop a crush on his heterosexual male roommate. Which is, to say the least, not a good thing.

 

[Memster101]

I smiled slightly and gave my shoulders a little shrug. "It's okay....I'm sure I'll have to get use to talk like that being in college in general," I offered, smoothing a hand through my hair. "If not from you or your friends than from the guys on the team." I bumped our shoulders together lightly to try and rid of any awkwardness that was building up. "Where do you want to check out next? Or did you want to see if Clarke was going on break or something anytime soon first?"

 

[Zotohxan]

I scrunch up my nose and shake my head at the idea of waiting here for Clarke, "Oh, no. We can go, there's another shop just up the street. He doesn't go on break for another, like... Hour. Besides, he'd just keep on being a douche, so it's better to get out while we still can." I smirk as I hear, "I heard that!" Come from the back room, making me shout back, "Naw shit, Sherlock!" I snicker then nod my head toward the doors, "C'mon, I don't know anyone at this next place, so there's no chance for a repeat of here."

 

[Memster101]

I smiled some at the banter, shaking my head in amusement. "Alright, let's vamanos," I replied, sliding my hands into my pocket while we walked to the door. This time I managed to catch the door before him and held it open while he stepped through. "Where's this other place?" I asked once outside, once again putting my hands in my pockets against the slight coldness of the later morning air. It wouldn't be long though until I was almost drenched with sweat, so I would have to try and enjoy it while I could.

 

[Zotohxan]

I point down the street, a building about three doors down, on the opposite side of the road. "Then there's like.. Two more, but I don't actually think they open until later.. Otherwise there's a cafe, and a couple small restaurants around here, too." I easily lead the way down, crossing the deserted street without any worries. Despite being a major college town, there's shockingly little traffic in the mornings and at night... Only during the late morning and afternoon times, really.

 

[Memster101]

I warily followed after him as we crossed the road, not use to such light traffic. My own home town hadn't been very big but there had usually been a steady or so stream of cars throughout the day. People coming and going to work or school or who knew where else. I relaxed once we were on the other side, once again holding the door open once we reached the building we were heading into.