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Multiple Settings Murderhobo: The RP (Official)

"THANK YOU BOSOM CLOWNS!"

And thus, he violently ripped and tore at the balloon.
 
The balloons popped, revealing surprises of weapons and armor. Fireproof armor would help them fight the dragon. The weapons were powerful hybrid weapons. Reaper's was a gun-scythe hybrid. Krieg was a gun-sword that fired mono-molecular projectiles.

Hungry's attempt to eat the eyeballs weren't successful. The dragon had sharp claws to counter the attempts. Though the distraction provided Ronan opportunity to attack the soft underbelly of the beast. Firing a few rounds off his .50 caliber heavy pistol, he hit the soft underbelly of the dragon. While it was hurt, it wasn't killed. Ronan realized he'd need more than just bullets to take it down. However, a balloon was headed Ronan's way. Krieg and Reaper were witnesses to the odd fact.

Choices for Reaper and Krieg:

A) Inform Ronan

B) Attack the dragon head on

Hungry and Ronan:

A) Continue the distraction

B) Fall back
 
"I HAVE THE BIGGEST SWORD FIESTA OF THEM ALL!"

Time to strike.
 
DerUbermensch said:
The balloons popped, revealing surprises of weapons and armor. Fireproof armor would help them fight the dragon. The weapons were powerful hybrid weapons. Reaper's was a gun-scythe hybrid. Krieg was a gun-sword that fired mono-molecular projectiles.

Hungry's attempt to eat the eyeballs weren't successful. The dragon had sharp claws to counter the attempts. Though the distraction provided Ronan opportunity to attack the soft underbelly of the beast. Firing a few rounds off his .50 caliber heavy pistol, he hit the soft underbelly of the dragon. While it was hurt, it wasn't killed. Ronan realized he'd need more than just bullets to take it down. However, a balloon was headed Ronan's way. Krieg and Reaper were witnesses to the odd fact.

Choices for Reaper and Krieg:

A) Inform Ronan

B) Attack the dragon head on

Hungry and Ronan:

A) Continue the distraction

B) Fall back
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Hungry:

A.) Jump down and bite the dragon's balls off.
 
*picks up the gun-scythe hybrid, squealing like a little girl who just got a brand new phone*
"I never thought a scythe could get better!"

Attack the belly of the dragon after firing a few rounds at its face.
 
The new guns proved to be invaluable for Krieg and Reaper. Just as it was distracted by Hungry, preparing a retaliatory hind leg stomp, Hungry found out that his bites didn't hurt the dragon. In fact, the dragon turned out to be female! In retaliation, the female dragon kicked hungry aside with her hind leg, lacerating Hungry's abdomen. Unless Hungry has accelerated healing, he may have to get stitches after the fight.

Ronan immediately noticed a balloon coming towards him. Grabbing it, the balloon immediately popped. He too was granted a new weapon and armor. The former was another hybrid weapon, a carbine with a vibronic bayonet. The bayonet sounded exotic, but was no more than a fancy chainsaw in functionality. The armor was the same as what Krieg and Reaper had: A fireproof suit of armor. Both were immediately equipped.

The continued assault proved to be effective on the dragon. Reaper and Krieg were able to deliver good blows to the dragon. Ronan fired bursts of mono-molecular slugs against the beast. It was evident that the hybrid weapons were all made by the friends from the Ear of Horror, the Jesters. "I never thought the clowns would provide us these." The dragon breathed fire defiantly at the murderhobos

Group decision:

A) Finish off the dragon with shooty action

B) Chop the dragon up

C) Ultimate master plan? (Write in, requires all teammates to cooperate)
 
Krieg, in this order, will take his gun-sword, or presumably a gun that shoots swords that explode into smaller swords, and run himself under the beast and fire a sword to run down it's stomach, exploding at the tail end of the beast, being awesome as usual.
 
DerUbermensch said:
The new guns proved to be invaluable for Krieg and Reaper. Just as it was distracted by Hungry, preparing a retaliatory hind leg stomp, Hungry found out that his bites didn't hurt the dragon. In fact, the dragon turned out to be female! In retaliation, the female dragon kicked hungry aside with her hind leg, lacerating Hungry's abdomen. Unless Hungry has accelerated healing, he may have to get stitches after the fight.

Ronan immediately noticed a balloon coming towards him. Grabbing it, the balloon immediately popped. He too was granted a new weapon and armor. The former was another hybrid weapon, a carbine with a vibronic bayonet. The bayonet sounded exotic, but was no more than a fancy chainsaw in functionality. The armor was the same as what Krieg and Reaper had: A fireproof suit of armor. Both were immediately equipped.

The continued assault proved to be effective on the dragon. Reaper and Krieg were able to deliver good blows to the dragon. Ronan fired bursts of mono-molecular slugs against the beast. It was evident that the hybrid weapons were all made by the friends from the Ear of Horror, the Jesters. "I never thought the clowns would provide us these." The dragon breathed fire defiantly at the murderhobos

Group decision:

A) Finish off the dragon with shooty action

B) Chop the dragon up

C) Ultimate master plan? (Write in, requires all teammates to cooperate)
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C.) Hungry will do the finishing move, eating the dragon alive once Krieg slices the dragon open.
 
The entire assault did the dragon in! By the time Hungry was about to eat the dragon alive, she was already bleeding out. A balloon once more came for Hungry, providing utensils to help eat with. Ronan's old habits died hard though, still suspicious of clowns.

Group:

A) Thank the Jester clowns (Take the opportunity to thank them)

B) Move on and make sure the loot is fine (leave the opportunity to thank them)
 
"HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Take that as you will, but he's kneeling and shouting at the ceiling.
 
DerUbermensch said:
The entire assault did the dragon in! By the time Hungry was about to eat the dragon alive, she was already bleeding out. A balloon once more came for Hungry, providing utensils to help eat with. Ronan's old habits died hard though, still suspicious of clowns.

Group:

A) Thank the Jester clowns (Take the opportunity to thank them)

B) Move on and make sure the loot is fine (leave the opportunity to thank them)
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B.) Continue munching on the dragon's bleeding corpse.
 
A Jester suddenly appeared out of thin air to take a bow to the murderhobos. "It was our pleasure. Couldn't let entertainment get eaten by a dragons. Now that the tables have turned, our work is done for now."

Ronan was still a bit uneasy. It was up to the rest of the group to tell Ronan to cool it. Coulrophobia was Ronan's weakness. Needless to say, Patty will get her prize.

All the murderhobos returned back at the base. Ronan gave Patty her cut of the loot, giving what he looted from Hallion Peaks. It turned out that the joint was owned by rivals of the Armitage family. The murderhobos were lucky to have powerful connections. Ronan gave Patty her cut of the loot with what he looted. In exchange, she gave him funds for what they were worth. The rest of the group can follow suit if they pleased.

END OF MISSION 4
 
A week later, the murderhobos were bored and looking for stuff to do. Ronan proposed one idea: an abandoned mine full of spooks and deranged miners. Lot of risk, but a lot of reward. It is said that the mine was of rare metals and other goodies. Rumor has it that it is a link to the Ear of Horror. Perhaps they would once again meet some old friends.

A) Take it

B) Leave it and make a suggestion
 
DerUbermensch said:
A week later, the murderhobos were bored and looking for stuff to do. Ronan proposed one idea: an abandoned mine full of spooks and deranged miners. Lot of risk, but a lot of reward. It is said that the mine was of rare metals and other goodies. Rumor has it that it is a link to the Ear of Horror. Perhaps they would once again meet some old friends.

A) Take it

B) Leave it and make a suggestion
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A.) Bite Ronan's hand.
 
"BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING"

If anything, his shouting means he is very excited for a new adventure.
 
Before Hungry could bite Ronan's hand, Ronan quickly dodged. "Hungry, let me get you something." Suddenly, a bone covered in jerky was fetched. "Have some jerky on a bone for the mean time. We'll get you some real food during our new journey." Everyone locked and loaded before the trip.

Just as they moved to the mine, they found hooligans at the gates. They were armed with rifles and six-shooters. "Nobody's goin' in!" A warning shot was fired.

What do?

A) Directly attack guns blazing

B) Flank and strike swiftly

C) Use explosives
 
DerUbermensch said:
Before Hungry could bite Ronan's hand, Ronan quickly dodged. "Hungry, let me get you something." Suddenly, a bone covered in jerky was fetched. "Have some jerky on a bone for the mean time. We'll get you some real food during our new journey." Everyone locked and loaded before the trip.

Just as they moved to the mine, they found hooligans at the gates. They were armed with rifles and six-shooters. "Nobody's goin' in!" A warning shot was fired.

What do?

A) Directly attack guns blazing

B) Flank and strike swiftly

C) Use explosives
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A.) Eat the gates to show just how much tougher you are.
 
Use the most impractical and expensive explosives to show how cool we are.
 
The all out assault proved to be fruitful. The explosions flushed them out of cover, providing Reaper and Ronan sitting ducks as targets. Hungry was able to eat the gate, though he may develop indigestion later on. The corpses of the attackers can provide better nutrition for Hungry. With the hooligans killed in one fell swoop, the murderhobos were free to enter the mine.

What do for the aftermath?

A) Loot/eat the bodies

B) Just carry on
 
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