Fandom [MULTIFANDOM] ♡『𝓐 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝔃𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓼』♡ (OOC)

[Volkie]

hehe

 

[Forevermore]

Aww but Ever, Where's the fun in that?

UH A LOT OF FUN

No please, take as much credit away from me as you can that would make me feel better right now-

No, HAVE MY CREDIT INSTEAD, TAKE IT ALL

 

[Volkie]

Also totk worst game story wise bc SIDON HAS A FIANCE NOOOOOO I WANNA MARRY HIMMMMM

Biggest con of Totk: Sidon simps get Cblocked

 

[Ciscodog]

Well, it's true! The thing that made BoTW so popular was the fact that it was one of the first games on the switch, therefore it was one of the only things to talk about and play on Nintendo's newest console. But to be honest, I found it lackluster. I hate how open the world is. I know the point is to explore, but it's a little TOO big. It takes forever to get places and do stuff.
That's why games like Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess are just the best for me. Although you can explore and stuff, your objectives are always so clear and you don't get lost as easily. As well as I just appreciate the stories and graphics more.

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK I WAS PLAYING MATCH GAME TODAY-

Ok. My takes on zelda/botw

You're right when it doesn't have enough Zelda elements to be a good Zelda game.

HOWEVER

The expansiveness of the world? The map? The openness of the story to allow fans (coughmecough) write aus and other ideas into it so it's the way WE want it? That's what I like the most about it. So much story potential.

Now, cons are the obviously: no real dungeons. (Kinda fixed that in totk but not exactly)
Story itself was pretty absent (also kinda better in totk so far that I've played)
And lacking a lot of traditional Zelda elements. And no claw/Hookshot? Blasphemy.

Also totk worst game story wise bc SIDON HAS A FIANCE NOOOOOO I WANNA MARRY HIMMMMM

that's the thing... I don't care for how expansive it is


A reminder to both of you that my favorite game of all time is not Mario Odyssey, but Galaxy 1.

 

[twinkie]

i think i actually have to save this quote
I think this is going to be the most clever thing I'm going to hear today, thank you.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Biggest con of Totk: Sidon simps get Cblocked

So? How is that a con? Sidon probably found happiness.

 

[DovahBeat]

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK I WAS PLAYING MATCH GAME TODAY-

that's the thing... I don't care for how expansive it is


A reminder to both of you that my favorite game of all time is not Mario Odyssey, but Galaxy 1.

The world is very big, which I like for writing purposes. Makes things feel more real to me. But I can respect that it's too big from a game play point of view.

 

[Forevermore]

I loved wind waker as a kid

Wind Waker is valid, Aryll was so cute.

 

[DovahBeat]

So? How is that a con? Sidon probably found happiness.

He's supposed to be happy with ME damnit

 

[Volkie]

So? How is that a con? Sidon probably found happiness.

was a joke about how the the mega-simps for Sidon get cucked by the fact he has a wife now

 

[DovahBeat]

was a joke about how the the mega-simps for Sidon get cucked by the fact he has a wife now

I must become a home wrecker

 

[Sir loin of beef]

He's supposed to be happy with ME damnit

Uh-huh.

I must become a home wrecker

How utterly pathetic.

was a joke about how the the mega-simps for Sidon get cucked by the fact he has a wife now

Fuck them! You make sense Buggo.

 

[Volkie]

As a legit former Sidon simp myself, I (jokingly) take offence

 

[Ciscodog]

i will forcefully grab sidon's hammerhead and slam it into the ground until he agrees to marry everyone else here

 

[Ploegy]

Dovah, you take Sidon, I'll take his wife. She was cute and so supportive and I found that so lovely

 

[twinkie]

i will forcefully grab sidon's hammerhead and slam it into the ground until he agrees to marry everyone else here

kinky-

 

[NeonArmageddon]

I actually have to add on to the BotW takes: as a Genshin Impact player (derogatory), since that game is so often compared to BotW, I actually tried to compare them myself when playing, specifically the stuff they have in common (open world, stamina system, exploration, puzzles), and tbh, BotW has a much bigger map, but it's so... empty. Like in Genshin you can't go for like a minute without tripping over a chest or some puzzle or some cave with new stuff... in BotW, you could just ride for minutes on end through an empty field and find absolutely nothing. That, and the weapon durability is so bullshit, I hate when games do that.

 

[Volkie]

kinky-

my same thoughts. Keepin him tied down to stop resistance-

 

[DovahBeat]

Dovah, you take Sidon, I'll take his wife. She was cute and so supported and I found that so lovely

Ok that's true. It's the only thing stopping me from rioting at Nintendo offices

 

[NeonArmageddon]

i will forcefully grab sidon's hammerhead and slam it into the ground until he agrees to marry everyone else here

I like Sidon, but in a very platonic way, so I'll pass... now if it was Mipha (and she wasn't dead) I'd be interested

 

[twinkie]

my same thoughts. Keepin him tied down to stop resistance-

Mmmm bondage~

dude i need help

 

[Ciscodog]

THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME, I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IN MAKING YOU GUYS HORNY, NOT MY PROBLEM

 

[Volkie]

Mmmm bondage~

dude i need help

hehe

surprised I haven't been sent to the mental ward for blow-torching a doughnut to keep it fresh

 

[twinkie]

It's not your fault cisco

 

[Sir loin of beef]

THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME, I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IN MAKING YOU GUYS HORNY, NOT MY PROBLEM

It is now.