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Location: The Worst Escape Room Ever | Interactions: Fable DergTheDergon Myriad DapperCat Morzone Hanarei
Caddy didn't know how he did it, he rarely does, but he had somehow managed to leap from the final crumbling step to the very edge of the opening. Damn watered-down vampire powers were good for something at least. He huffs, pulling himself up and onto the floor with a less than graceful roll.
"Well, that wasn't so b-" he stops, breath hitching as he scanned the area to only see Theo and Elora before him. Wasn't Caddy at the very back of the line? Surely he was Well then if that was the case then what happened to the rest of the-?
"Fuck me." He breathes, scrambling to his knees and peering over the dark edge of the gap. He feels a slight relief as he saw Felicia pulling Qerres up towards them and he had no fear that Xaira, with her wings, had made it out unscathed. Don, however, was no where in sight. Fuck.
"Hey-" Caddy starts as he turns to his superior, but is not all too surprised to see that she was already on it. A layer of black was spreading across her torso as she rushed her way towards the gap. Caddy ducks, watches as she flies over him and descends down to where the stairs used to be. In a matter of moments, an exhausted Elora returned with Don draped around her shoulders. Caddy extends a hand, makes room for Theo who immediately rushes over, and assists in pulling the two remaining teammates up through the opening. Caddy helps Don to his feet and gives him a few hearty claps on the shoulder.
"Glad to see you weren't smashed into a pollock pancake down there." Caddy smiles with a toothy grin, eyes peering over to study the state of Elora's skin. The blackness seemed to be fading back into her body and Caddy's mind was swimming with questions: all of which he knew were never going to be answered directly. Though it couldn't hurt to ask...
"You gonna' be okay, Boss Lady?"
"J-Just give me a moment to catch my breath after that,"
"Sure, sure, take your time. Though, say, what was-"
"Also, don't bug me with any questions about my body"
"-Oookay you got it."
The breather was as enjoyable as five minutes in "almost hell" could be. Caddy lounges on a smooth slab of rock, spreads his lanky legs as far as they can go, and tries not to think about being eaten by a minotaur. He pulls himself up as Elora announces their departure and, like a routine, Caddy trails behind to keep an eye out in the back. He's the last to enter the dark room and see the casket chained in the center of the room. A dim spotlight shone over it as if to say "hey, dumbass, come bust this bad boy open and see what the fuck happens".
"You know, my grandpappy told me stories of crazed and feral vampires that needed to be locked away." He whispers darkly to the demon ( DapperCat ) walking just in front of him.
"They'd drink their victims dry of blood within seconds, suck their brains out through their ears, and leave a husk of a body behind. Men, women, children: even other vampires were at risk. So they'd wrapped their caskets up in chains whilst they slept with the hopes they'd never escape..." He trails off dramatically, just long enough to let the whole thing sink in and then lets out an audible snort.
"Just kidding, I never knew my grandpappy." He chuckles, gentling pressing Qerres out of the way so he could run his finger across the wall.
"And vampires don't sleep in caskets."
He opens his vampiric senses and lets his eyes glide over the room. If he couldn't find a way out, then he'd at least hope he'd find some kind of clue hiding in the darkness.