Fandom Metro: The Promised Land OOC

[ThatGuyWithSouvlaki]

Just wanted to say hi to @Boombox & Slav and welcome you both to the Penal Battalion! I'm sure everyone will feel alot safer with having more guards around to kick gum and chew ass..

Sves is not treating accidental chewed asses.

 

[Becker]

Sves is not treating accidental chewed asses.

Somewhere... in some parallel universe, that's in a insurance small print..

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Somewhere... in some parallel universe, that's in a insurance small print..

Look, getting your ass chewed is completely your fault!

 

[Becker]

Look, getting your ass chewed is completely your fault!

"Does not cover acts of chewed ass."

 

[Becker]

I feel this conversation is only going to get worse...

 

[Beutelwolf]

I feel this conversation is only going to get worse...

Don’t be pessimistic! It’ll only get worse if you think its worse. Think of it as more entertaining

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

It can only go up from here!

 

[Becker]

Don’t be pessimistic! It’ll only get worse if you think its worse. Think of it as more entertaining

Good point, have a cookie

 

[ThatGuyWithSouvlaki]

"Does not cover acts of chewed ass."

Look, getting your ass chewed is completely your fault!

Precisely. Sven is not going near hairy smelly asses unless necessary.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

*Knock Knock*
Sven: "Come in."
Everyone: *slowly shuffles in*
Sven: *sigh* "Lemme guess... it's your ass..."
Everyone: "Yes..."

 

[ThatGuyWithSouvlaki]

Sves: "Again?! That's it i am instituting new treatment with injections! And I am using the big needles!"

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Alek: "Okay, Sves... I'm sorry...just don't tell my mother..."

 

[idiot]

This is the first thing I read as I woke up, and honestly not disappointed.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

This is gonna be gooood!

 

[ThatGuyWithSouvlaki]

Sves: "we should rename the Spartans to the Butt Munchers at the rate."

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Sves: "we should rename the Spartans to the Butt Munchers at the rate."

PFTTT

 

[Slav]

When are we getting this train rolling?

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

I'll try to start us this week!

 

[Becker]

Any news on when this'll be kicking off? Rusty of Shackleford

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Hey! I was gonna start yesterday, but then I had to go get my license removed and I got caught up.

 

[Slav]

License removed?

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Renewed! Typed the wrong thing, hehe.

 

[Slav]

Oh, that makes much more sense.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

I'm still waking up, so I apologise for that, hehe.

 

[ThatGuyWithSouvlaki]

I was wondering who would have their licence removed.