Max Abiulities and Attributes?

Haku said:
Venus : "You know that's most inpolite, after all, a girl never tells people what her essence is."
A slut like Venus would, and then she'd beg you to get down on your knees and lick each dot.
 
Joseph said:
Haku said:
Venus : "You know that's most inpolite, after all, a girl never tells people what her essence is."
A slut like Venus would, and then she'd beg you to get down on your knees and lick each dot.
I don't think I'd mind all too much.


I always had a thing for sexless incarnations of essence.
 
Bear is a gender now?
Yeah, but only for the cool bears.


I wish I was a cool bear...anyway, I suppose my gender itself may not be clearly defined for those who don't know me, but the fact that I HAVE a gender should be easily inferred.
 
Bear is a gender now?
Yeah, but only for the cool bears.


I wish I was a cool bear...anyway, I suppose my gender itself may not be clearly defined for those who don't know me, but the fact that I HAVE a gender should be easily inferred.
Well, maybe if you can ascend to a higher plane of existance you can erase all signs of gender from your form. Then we can talk.
 
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!


Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
 
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!
Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
She's not worth it anyway.  


Also, I agree, stay away from Andrew's dog for fucks sake.  How many canine lives do you need to ruin before you'll be happy?
 
Joseph said:
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!
Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
She's not worth it anyway.  
..I'll just go to a little corner and cry, now..
 
Joseph said:
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!
Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
She's not worth it anyway.  
..I'll just go to a little corner and cry, now..
There, there Princess Tanya... while bears and fireballs don't mix well... I'm sure you'll win them over with your radiance...
 
Haku said:
Joseph said:
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!
Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
She's not worth it anyway.  
..I'll just go to a little corner and cry, now..
There, there Princess Tanya... while bears and fireballs don't mix well... I'm sure you'll win them over with your radiance...
*Sniffs..*Thank you..
 
Haku said:
Joseph said:
Ohhh...but transcending mortal limitations is hard!
Well, perhaps it's for the best.  Bears and fireballs, regardless of size (or cuteness), rarely mix well in close proximity.  What with the fur and the fire and the burning an' all. :)  I suppose if I ascended to a higher plane I could remove my furriness too...but I like being furry.
She's not worth it anyway.  
..I'll just go to a little corner and cry, now..
There, there Princess Tanya... while bears and fireballs don't mix well... I'm sure you'll win them over with your radiance...
*Sniffs..*Thank you..
There there...


*hands* Tanya some heat-resistent hankies...


Now go out there and have some fun, also don't forget to drink some nuclear accelerent when you're out there having fun... just so you're more hotter... ^_^

Andrew02 said:
Haku said:
There, there Princess Tanya... while bears and fireballs don't mix well... I'm sure you'll win them over with your radiance...
Dammit, Haku, don't encourage her!
Smiles evilly....
 
Is it theoretically possible that I could be hotter? Shit..that'd be like an inferno of cuteness, rather than just a fireball..
 
Is it theoretically possible that I could be hotter? Shit..that'd be like an inferno of cuteness' date=' rather than just a fireball..[/quote']
As a fully accredited and licensed scientician, I can tell you that it is, in fact, theoretically impossible. Furthermore, the scienticians of the world, while studying the "Haku problem" have come to the conclusion you are not, in point of fact, a fireball at all. You are, at best, a partially combusted rhomboid. It is a scientistic that the world as you perceive it is a construction fabricated by Haku and his potentially dangerous and improbably pseudo-science.


Before you begin to doubt my word, be advised that Haku is a practicioner of phrenology, and he once fought a 98 year old white sturgeon over a half-eaten manwich of poor quality.
 
Is it theoretically possible that I could be hotter? Shit..that'd be like an inferno of cuteness' date=' rather than just a fireball..[/quote']
Bah, my little princess Tanya, hottness is all relative, if you've got, you've got it... now... I want you to be as hot as possible and make like a flower and sting like a bee and burn 'em all up with your cuteness... ^_^

Andrew02 said:
Is it theoretically possible that I could be hotter? Shit..that'd be like an inferno of cuteness' date=' rather than just a fireball..[/quote']
As a fully accredited and licensed scientician, I can tell you that it is, in fact, theoretically impossible. Furthermore, the scienticians of the world, while studying the "Haku problem" have come to the conclusion you are not, in point of fact, a fireball at all. You are, at best, a partially combusted rhomboid. It is a scientistic that the world as you perceive it is a construction fabricated by Haku and his potentially dangerous and improbably pseudo-science.


Before you begin to doubt my word, be advised that Haku is a practicioner of phrenology, and he once fought a 98 year old white sturgeon over a half-eaten manwich of poor quality.
But my dear, sweet innocent 'Drew... listen to me... psuedo-science, it is the way of the future... only with the power of improbability will the future be unlocked. And it shall be a wonderous future, filled with hot sexy starships with improbable drives, where cute hot alien chicks are really cute hot alien chicks and where manly men from earth are really manly menly from earth. Naturally, cute sexy fireballs are really cute sexy fireballs...


As for the sturgeon... it was more then a manwich of poor quality. Rather it was for the fate of the galaxy! That manwich was crucial to Old Whitey's plans to dominate the galaxy! You should be glad that I won and that the White Sturgeon lost. As otherwise, you now be marching for the neo-facist shin-nazi russkie pinko commie fish empire that sprawls the length and breath of the galaxy.


Now, my dear 'Drew... it is time for you to come with me... I have need of your... services in my pseudo-science formulations...
 
Haku said:
But my dear, sweet innocent 'Drew... listen to me... psuedo-science, it is the way of the future... only with the power of improbability will the future be unlocked. And it shall be a wonderous future, filled with hot sexy starships with improbable drives, where cute hot alien chicks are really cute hot alien chicks and where manly men from earth are really manly menly from earth. Naturally, cute sexy fireballs are really cute sexy fireballs...


As for the sturgeon... it was more then a manwich of poor quality. Rather it was for the fate of the galaxy! That manwich was crucial to Old Whitey's plans to dominate the galaxy! You should be glad that I won and that the White Sturgeon lost. As otherwise, you now be marching for the neo-facist shin-nazi russkie pinko commie fish empire that sprawls the length and breath of the galaxy.


Now, my dear 'Drew... it is time for you to come with me... I have need of your... services in my pseudo-science formulations...
Your lies may seduce fireballs and furries, Haku, but I am onto. Do not make me tap into the powers of my own personal destrucity and destroy through the inner knowledge of destrucity of the Warrior.


Oh yes, Haku. I know the inner journey to Warrioricity and am master of my native destrucity. I can sense your fear over the interweb.


Because you see, I am a fully accredited and licensed graduate of Project Warrior. The Warrior is strong in me, Haku. Many things do not make the world work . . . including your pseudo-science!
 
Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Haku would confiscate other people's rightful earnings. Now that he has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. By way of introduction, let me just say that every so often, you'll see him lament, flog himself, cry mea culpa for seeking to promote the smarmy objectives of misguided nutters, and vow never again to be so soporific. Sadly, he always reverts to his old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that I once told him that this is a very real and serious concern. How did he respond to that? He proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Haku has tried to oppress, segregate, and punish others. Haku's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, he always begins an argument with his conclusion (e.g., that disdainful, grungy champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine and haughty troglodytes should rule this country) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- he always arrives at that very conclusion.


You may be wondering why irresponsible Luddites latch onto Haku's insinuations. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Haku hurts people wherever they may be, penthouse or poorhouse. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. There's a little-known truth that isn't readily acknowledged by puerile bloodsuckers: Last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Haku that his chums will carry the product of his work into the future, even after Haku himself is gone. As I expected, he was unconvinced. Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts.


We must also assert with all the sincerity of informed experience and the desperate desire to see our beloved country survive that wild racism has come to occupy a possession-obsessed place in the national dialogue. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. I aver that we should set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence, and I have formalized my commitment to this high ideal by ensuring that I always discuss, openly and candidly, a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society. To tolerate Haku's high-handed, hypocritical theories simply because they're not packaged and sold as brassbound is to convince people that their peers are already riding the Haku bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too. My goal for this letter was to appeal for comity between us and Haku. Know that I have done my best while trying always to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Let an honest history judge.
 
Ah, I was about to bring my own piece of chaos into the mix, but I realize after reading the thread that the point is moot. I then point to my signature....
 
Joseph said:
Haku said:
Venus : "You know that's most inpolite, after all, a girl never tells people what her essence is."
A slut like Venus would, and then she'd beg you to get down on your knees and lick each dot.
ROTFLMAO. Here I am at work, in uniform, with the troops wondering why their Seargent is laughing his ass off.
 
Andrew02 said:
Your lies may seduce fireballs and furries, Haku, but I am onto. Do not make me tap into the powers of my own personal destrucity and destroy through the inner knowledge of destrucity of the Warrior.
Oh yes, Haku. I know the inner journey to Warrioricity and am master of my native destrucity. I can sense your fear over the interweb.


Because you see, I am a fully accredited and licensed graduate of Project Warrior. The Warrior is strong in me, Haku. Many things do not make the world work . . . including your pseudo-science!
Lies are but truth from a certain perspective, and thus since they are the one and the same, they need not seduce people, as they draw closer to the words that fill their hearts with hope and light.


As for your inner knowledgeof destrucity of the Warrior, bring it on!


For I posses a style far more potent and manly then yours! I am a full master of the style that trumps all destrucity, for I possess Otaku no Ken : Southern Pink Style . A style that  allows me to beat down punks even from the Project Warrior.


This proud fist of mine, the invincible pink doji I wear... these will defeat you and your Dark Shota-ken style!


Come, face me and let me show you how Pseudo-science will remake the world into an image pleasing to my eyes!


***


For those curious what Shota is...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shota-con
 
Joseph said:
Snip long ass manifesto of Joseph's
Ah Joseph, ever must you chase after ghosts and phantoms. Know this, your quest to be the next Don Quixote. Hounding after hallucinations that just do not exist.


It is a sad fact in life that progress trumps all, and it is forward thinking that I represent, not the path that luddites such as yourself would have humanity follow, with their face stick ever to the rude earth.


And if you and yours had your way... history will forward ever be the same mind-numbing gruel, while I bring a shining future to mankind, literating them from the chains of yesterday.


So, yes... let history be the judge. And it shall be my story that will be the true history.
 

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