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Fandom Marvel/DC Roleplay: The Collector's Realm

The Presence was delighted that the One-Above-All was enjoying his meal. "Thank you" he replied. He was happy to finally find someone that he could relate to him. He thought for a moment on One-Above-All's question. He said in a casual tone, "This universe seems okay. I expect to see a lot of interesting moments happen." He took a bite out of the sandwich which he had in front of him, enjoying it's flavor.
 
"What do you want Joker? I thought you were locked up. How did you manage to get out?" Ivy squinted up her nose and clenched her fists. She grabbed the blue prints to the museum and headed over to her foliage seat and plopped down. "So close." Ivy whispered under her breath. She knew something was off today but continued to believe that it was nothing. And now here stand the Joker as we were ready to leave to get the things that were ours. Perhaps I did tell Harley that we would try and get the Joker out, but did I really think we could pull it off? Yes, who am I kidding. We could have done it with our eyes closed and our arms tied behind our backs. But does that mean that I want to? No. I despise the Joker for what he does to Harley. But he is here now and I must make the best of it.


"So Joker, what brings you to my lovely abode? Ivy glares at Joker's direction, "The circus is town, thought you would be over there."


@RubyRose @Aevum
 
Barry crossed his arms, the red material of his suit rubbing together. Things were only getting more and more weird. The entire atmosphere of this city threw him off, it was all wrong, even the people in it didn't seem right. He was anything but sure of what to do.
 
Joker had expected Harleys reaction was going to be as such. This caused the corners of his mouth to reach for his earlobes, his gaze locked on Ivy. Tauntingly, as always of course. You can babysit a dog all you want. No matter how much you think you bonded with the animal, it'll always turn its back to you when master comes back. And Harley was such a lovely pet.


His gaze began to wander, victim to the most violent case of ADD this side of the universe. Jokers eyes weren't dull, lifeless or soulless as some had claimed. Perhaps they mistook a lack of empathy as a lack of soul, but there was definitely vibrant in his gaze. Tqisted, violent and morbid, but present none the less, and it only seemed to grow at Ivys hiss.



"The truth is, sunflower, I'm not sure how I got out. It was like waking up in the middle of a movie scene..I simply played my part and now here I am. I suppose we've all played our parts..Speaking of doing our parts, Harley, my booger bear, can you fetch me a change of clothes so I can get out of this dreadful thing? Orange just isn't me. Ivy can fill me in on you girls triumphs in the mean time."
 
"Anything for you, Mr. J!" Harley jumped out of the Joker's arms and ran out of the building, out of the hideout and toward Ivy's car where she kept spare clothes for Joker just in case. She had sets of spare clothes set up in all sorts of locations for this very reason, and she was rather glad she had though she had received some ridicule about it while she was getting everything placed. While Harley dug around in the back of Ivy's vehicle to find the clothing she had stored there, she thought about how great it was to have the Joker with them. He looks great! And he's got to be some kind of mastermind to break out of jail again! It's so great to see him!


She ran back in with the clothing folded neatly in her arms, offering the familiarly colored bundle to Joker.


"Here ya go, Puddin'." She said proudly, her gaze expecting some kind of praise for having done his request so well. Harley glanced over at Ivy next.


"Did you tell him all we've accomplished, Ivy?!"


@Aevum @AudreyElisabeth
 
Ivy glares at Joker, "Well, Joker" She scrunches up her nose as she says his name, "Our plan is quite simple. We are going to the museum tonight, I am distracting the guard - which I am oh so good at with the help of my toxins, and we are in-and-out just like that. We don't need any help from you. If anything more people would just draw attention to ourselves, and we don't need the bat showing up."


Ivy sits in her chair watching as the two interact with each other. Ivy opens up her blueprints and traces the hallway walls with her finger.


"Speaking of plans, Harley, we should probably get going."


@Aevum @RubyRose
 
He let out a soft chuckle from the bowels of his throat. Of Ivy's snark amused him, as did her egregious assumption that he was interested in aiding their little heist. He took the clothes from Harley in a pseudo-gracious manner, rewarding her gopherism with a few wags of his nose against hers.


Typically he would disrobe brazenly, but seeing as Ivy already wanted to force a toxic bush up you-know-where, he found it more suitable to slink to the recess of the buildings shadows. This is where he discarded the foul orange jumpsuit, and put on the apparel far more conducive to his nature. He emerged from the shadows tugging and straightening the collar to his violet coat, ear to ear smile omnipresent.



"Well, I'm not surprised with you at all, Ivy. This compulsive bafoonery is right up your alley. But Harley..You..You I'm disappointed with. I thought you were above such materialistic temptations. Avoiding Batman?"



He waved his finger, adding a few tsks to it.



"You're better than that. You can't have the perfect crime without the bat."
 
Harley giggled at the reward she was given by the Joker. She really loved the moments where he was romantic and sweet like this- even these small tokens of appreciation. She pouted just a bit when he left the area to go change and considered the pros and cons of following him. In the end, she moved to where Ivy was, looking over the plan again. Her pout grew more when Ivy said it was about time for them to leave and that they weren't going to be bringing Mr. J along.


"But Mr. J only just got here!" And it had been so long since Harley had last seen him. She turned to him when he was back in sight, wonderfully purple suit accentuating his bright green hair and wide stretched grin. She grinned at him, expecting more praise about her and Ivy's plan, but that grin fell away when he said he was disappointed in her.


"But Puddin'." She said, feeling very upset with how things were turning out. "I just wanted the diamond for youuuu." She whined. As far as avoiding Batman, she liked the idea of Ivy and her back up plan. It would be fun to blow the bat up. "Ah Puddin', We just didn't want the bat getting in over his head! Everyone knows he's your bat to finish off." She pointed out, adding under her breath "And at this rate, I may as well be jealous of him."


"So if you don't like Ivy and my plan, what's your big idea Mr. J?" Harley asked excitedly, bouncing over to Joker's side and wrapping her arms around one of his. "Ivy and I would be glad to help you with it, wouldn't we Ivy!" She added, smiling over at her best friend, her eyes lit up like it was Christmas.


@AudreyElisabeth @Aevum
 
(I was waiting for Hitman to respond but oh well :/ )


"I know someone green that kind of looks like you. Minus the whole tail thing," Barbara said and pointed at his tail for a few seconds before putting her hand down again. Looking around, she noticed something that was pretty obvious. That it was unlikely for another robbery to happen at this exact moment. Nodding to herself, she looked over at Flash. "I'm probably going to change out of my hero stuff later."


@jmcknight08
 

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