Fantasy Magic Brew Cafè

[Cryobionic]

It always amazes me how quickly drunk people fall asleep.

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

Awww X3 luckily mine doesn't drink.

 

[Cryobionic]

Haha. ^^" I can't fault my fiance too much, though, they didn't spend a penny on drinks. xD

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

Pfftt X3 did they go out or something? Or share some more moonshine with a homeless man? xD

 

[Cryobionic]

Lol. x) Yeah, they hit the bars. And since my fiance has a tendency to be very charming, and has a lot of generous friends, no money was spent on alcohol. I don't know how they do it, but hey, *looks at savings* I'm not complaining. x)

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

Lol I know right!? One time my S.O convinced our waitress to give us 20% off our bill when we went to lunch one day. Just by being his charming old self was while I sat there like a potato stealing from his salted caramel milkshake X3

 

[Cryobionic]

Oh, yours like that too? It's convenient yet oddly fascinating, isn't it? xD When I was still 18, (the legal drinking age over here is 18, while you have to be 20 to hit the bars), my fiance somehow convinced the bouncer at a bar to let me in, no problem. I just sat there, uncomfortably sipping my glass of wine, while my fiance happily chatted with everyone. Stranger or no. x)

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

It's like a super power! I can barely stutter out a hello before going back to my little shell >.<

 

[Cryobionic]

Omg saaame. x)

 

[DestinyRed]

*Reads previous posts* I once used my manners at a Mcdonalds and got free ice cream! xD

 

[DestinyRed]

Mcdonalds sucks but there drinks are tasty

 

[Cryobionic]

That's convenient!

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

I tried manners, but i'm so soft spoken That I just get flustered and mumbled out a thank you and take my food and run away >.>

 

[DestinyRed]

I usually talk to loud. I'm really good at door to door fundraising though ^-^ (Cause, you know, tuition for one of the worlds top ballet schools is a tad expensive)


I have a method, 1) Explain cause 2) Add some dramatic details 3) Compliment them

 

[Cryobionic]

And here I am, dying a little inside every time the doorbell rings. Teach me your ways~~~~

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

*huddles with cryo* awkward introverts unite~~~...

 

[DestinyRed]

Well, for starters... Smile. Nothing leads to awkwardness more then someone answering the door with a frown. Compliment the person your talking to (Inflating ego always gets people on your good side) and point out a part of there clothing you like. Strike a joke or two as well

 

[Cryobionic]

*awkwardly fist bumps*

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

What if we have the awkwardest smiled on the face of the planet.

 

[DestinyRed]

Use that to your advantage, tilt your head to the side then down a bit before smiling. That puts the attention on your eyes

 

[DestinyRed]

Awkward smiles tend to be cute in that angle

 

[RegalWindstar]

I can't even ask for a paper bag when eating out, my family has to order for me....its just... ppl can SEE you out THERE *points at outside* they can JUDGE you by appearance instead


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Family just killed two hornets...my heart...omfg it I... oh god I'm shaken up.

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

I hate babies but I think toddlers are cute...Is that weird? Just the chubby cheeks!!

 

[Cryobionic]

This is so accurate, I can't even! >.<


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[Elfia Nightwing]

OMG IM SUBSCRIBED TO THEM!