RuRussy
The Lord Of Advanced Idiocy
Uhhh.... 4?Alright, I need someone to pick me a number between 1 and 4
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Uhhh.... 4?Alright, I need someone to pick me a number between 1 and 4
Team Rocket and Their Various Exploits of Cocaine, Anarchy, and CatsLmao!
Fabian and Ozy will be a coked up Team Rocket if they meet. It's Shakespeare if his plays were written with drugs, anarchy and idiocy
I feel like if they first meet, they'll try to one up each other with flamboyance or something; like peacocks fightingTeam Rocket and Their Various Exploits of Cocaine, Anarchy, and Cats
This phase lasts twelve days during which both refuse to admit defeat, Ozymandias via regeneration and Fabian via coke.I feel like if they first meet, they'll try to one up each other with flamboyance or something; like peacocks fighting
No physical fighting, just verbal stabs like: "Even the depths of hell beg not to stare at your foul nature, you... you baffoon!" Haha, imagine this happening on the sidelines while others actually try to kill themselvesThis phase lasts twelve days during which both refuse to admit defeat, Ozymandias via regeneration and Fabian via coke.
The phase only ends because they both decide to team up to make cat drugs.
Yes you read that right.
Ozymandias: "Surely there must be limits to which one may sink."No physical fighting, just verbal stabs like: "Even the depths of hell beg not to stare at your foul nature, you... you baffoon!" Haha, imagine this happening on the sidelines whiles others actually try to kill themselves
Lmao, I want this now hahaIn the end no one wins. Their teams just gang up against them(extra funny since Oz is the Leader for Jokers XD) and roast the shit outta them
The teams just stock up insults to unleash it all at the exact same moment.Lmao, I want this now haha
I reassure you I have like an entire folder of these stored upLmao, save the ammo until the war Soldier haha
It seems like I have to increase my arsenalI reassure you I have like an entire folder of these stored up
I live for this kind of stuff!!!! XD I can't decide which one I love the most!!!!!!I made more memes!
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Nikolai: I think Oz was right.
Milly: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
McKenzie: He wouldn't do that.
Oz: You're right, McKenzie. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Oz: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Oz Told You So' on the back*
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Milly: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Oz: Not if they consent to it.
Nikolai: Depends who you’re stabbing.
McKenzie: YES?!?
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*Nikolai, Milly, and McKenzie are sitting on a bench*
Oz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Milly: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Oz sits down*
Milly: The bench is freshly painted.
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Oz: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Milly: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
McKenzie: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nikolai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Oz, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Milly, pulling out an Uno card: +4
McKenzie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Nikolai, trembling: What are we playing
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Nikolai: Good morning.
Milly: Good morning.
McKenzie: Good morning.
Paul: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Oz: MORNING AWESOME MOTHERFUCKERS
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Nikolai: What does 'take out' mean?
Milly: Food.
McKenzie: Dating
Paul: Murder
Oz: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Milly: Are we really going to let Oz keep that lynx?
McKenzie: We kept Nikolai.