Fantasy [kGs] BoD_OOC

[FiveElemental]

FiveElemental JoIN mE, ComAdE. i Know yOU aRE DEStinEd For tHE VOID.

Mmmyes void good stuff, juicy, succulent black emptiness.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

How vague! I would never stoop so low! It is all in the mind, vanquishable foe! Memorability is key, and your words are like streaks of the stars upon the wishful eyes of the gazing. With but a singular thought, the recognition of your disgrace can be brought to life with instantaneity!

Heresy is that which colour our souls. Often times, I try to be as unmemorable as possible, only for me to be led astray. It appears that I do not possess the self-awareness of my actions to remain in witnessless mediocrity. It is then good that my mind will forever remember you, Odd Swedish Man.

 

[Malphaestus]

Mmmyes void good stuff, juicy, succulent black emptiness.

How I relate, oh such truthful words. FiveElemental speaketh the truth of the cosmic circumstance! BOW BEFORE IT, for the void is unrelenting.

 

[Malphaestus]

Heresy is that which colour our souls. Often times, I try to be as unmemorable as possible, only for me to be led astray. It appears that I do not possess the self-awareness of my actions to remain in witnessless mediocrity. It is then good that my mind will forever remember you, Odd Swedish Man.

AHA! Alas, you have been screwed, since the start, into mine mind. It is truth to say that you, truly, have never been forgotten by I, even in my rampage, for your creation is like mine cake; delicate, and consumable! Our disputes are like the smile upon a face after hearing love for the first time. Unforgettable, all of it!

 

[FiveElemental]

How I relate, oh such truthful words. FiveElemental speaketh the truth of the cosmic circumstance! BOW BEFORE IT, for the void is unrelenting.

I shall stand the void, I am thou voud, and thou void art I.

 

[Malphaestus]

I shall stand the void, I am thou voud, and thou void art I.

Let us join as one, together, and assimilate in darkness, and relent unto nothing, for we are the unrelenting. And the void shalt consumeth all that will be, has been, and is.

 

[Malphaestus]

ThatWhichShouldBe Do not be swayed by the darkness, monk! Stand true to your truthes, and the ways of the Dao which was taught! Circumstances is as was ordained, and no maligned entity, such as the foul Malphaestus , could ever sway the cosmic! The heavens have seen it true that he be the villain of many circles of time, and many pasts of the future! It is within our power, together, to slay this fiendish foe!!!!

 

[Malphaestus]

Mqueserasera , don't leave me plox. I'm loneli.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Wowsers, he is speaking in third person. Now this is levels of alcoholism we've never reached with Mal before.

 

[Malphaestus]

Damafaud .... EEHEHEHEHEHHEE

 

[Malphaestus]

Wowsers, he is speaking in third person. Now this is levels of alcoholism we've never reached with Mal before.

If I were to be truthful, maybe 2.1?

 

[Worthlessplebian]

If I were to be truthful, maybe 2.1?

2.1? Huh, not bad. Then again, I guess it matches with how cognitively capable you still are.

 

[Malphaestus]

2.1? Huh, not bad. Then again, I guess it matches with how cognitively capable you still are.

It is strange, is it not, that some people can vaguely remember sans their passage of point five, and I, in my circumstantial occupation, am able to remember even the most immaculate of my moments sans the points of nonsensical levels of alcoholism? Well, then again, I have practiced this art for many years, and you have seen the fruits of my labour in times of my most disdained. NONETHELESS! I SHAN'T DISREMEMBER THINE AFFRONTS UPON MY MAJESTY, FOR I AM UNDISGRACE-ABLE, FOR UPON MINE PASSAGE OF WORDS IS WRITTEN A SCRIPT RENDERED UNTO MY BY THE WILL OF DEITIES!!!! All that which is spoketh is in accordance with mine spells of authority, and the wills of the extramundane!

 

[Malphaestus]

Slurp

Wine....

 

[Malphaestus]

I was given allowance of drinkage by the most supreme, Mqueserasera . They had alloweth mine consumption of fruitless levels of self-retardants, inevitably leading me to grow into sapient levels beyond even octopi (relevant information).

 

[Worthlessplebian]

It is strange, is it not, that some people can vaguely remember sans their passage of point five, and I, in my circumstantial occupation, am able to remember even the most immaculate of my moments sans the points of nonsensical levels of alcoholism? Well, then again, I have practiced this art for many years, and you have seen the fruits of my labour in times of my most disdained. NONETHELESS! I SHAN'T DISREMEMBER THINE AFFRONTS UPON MY MAJESTY, FOR I AM UNDISGRACE-ABLE, FOR UPON MINE PASSAGE OF WORDS IS WRITTEN A SCRIPT RENDERED UNTO MY BY THE WILL OF DEITIES!!!! All that which is spoketh is in accordance with mine spells of authority, and the wills of the extramundane!

Not particularly odd, my Ethanol-Absorbed Fellow. For you see, it is not without merit that alcohol and the way your cerebral cortex interacts with such substances differs from personage to personage. Another concept most familiar to me in the pharmaceutical world is the concept of physiological tolerance: Whence one consumes enough of a medicine then the chances for the body to become naturally resistant over time to said medication (thus requiring a stronger dosage OR a different mechanism of action) increases. I reckon that your body can now handle this level of alcohol while retaining cognizance.

BUT ENOUGH TALK, FALSE KING! TO BATTLE!

 

[Malphaestus]

Not particularly odd, my Ethanol-Absorbed Fellow. For you see, it is not without merit that alcohol and the way your cerebral cortex interacts with such substances differs from personage to personage. Another concept most familiar to me in the pharmaceutical world is the concept of physiological tolerance: Whence one consumes enough of a medicine then the chances for the body to become naturally resistant over time to said medication (thus requiring a stronger dosage OR a different mechanism of action) increases. I reckon that your body can now handle this level of alcohol while retaining cognizance.

BUT ENOUGH TALK, FALSE KING! TO BATTLE!

A BATTTLE?! THEN I CHALLENGE THEEEEEEE!!!!! AM I CAPABLE OF DRINKING BEYYYYOND MY LEVELES??????? LET US TRY!!!!!!

 

[Malphaestus]

The answer is yes, I intentionally exaggerated mine usage of verbosity for sakes of misdirection. Truly a strategic move.

 

[Malphaestus]

Remember, devout earthlings, not to follow in the fiendish steps of the uncontrollable Malphaestus ! The path they tread is one void of truth, and one void of honesty! All words they speak, is doubtful, and any truth spoken, is false!

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Unrelated noted, today is the celebration of the Nativity and Adoration of the Shepherds for us Orthodox. (at least here).

 

[Malphaestus]

Unrelated noted, today is the celebration of the Nativity and Adoration of the Shepherds for us Orthodox. (at least here).

I'm atheist, thanks for speaking though. Eat donkey food.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

I'm atheist, thanks for speaking though. Eat donkey food.

What a shocker, I'm an agnostic myself.

 

[Malphaestus]

What a shocker, I'm an agnostic myself.

I certainly hope that the "recreational" industry supplies your necessities well. Donkey food must be quite engrossing, considering your circumstances.

 

[Malphaestus]

What a shocker, I'm an agnostic myself.

Doesn't look like a tiger. KEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Everyone who know me, eat donkey food.

So that's how it is. Aight. I will now commit sudoku and end this project with my life.