LostHaven
Loser's queue is real and it's coming for you.
Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Yeah, FUCK YOU. My name is Jack the Wallbreaker
Whatever...
Gender: Male
UH DUH. WHAT ELSE COULD I BE?
Gay?
I hate you.
HEY, GIVE ME MY CURSOR.
No.
Age: 16
Actually, it's 16 and 3 months.
I still want my cursor back.
Alignment: Evil
Like as in Joker evil?
Yeah.
That about covers it.
Personality: Annoying dirty minded numpty-head. VERY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rude.
Give me my cursor back and then I'll be nice.
Backstory: He-
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
Uuuh...
Hellooooo to all those ladies and gentlemen dying for my backstory!~ All shall be revealed next episode... OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!
Powers: 4th wall breaking.
And see all those random buttons on your webpage? I can use those as weapons as well.
LIKE MY CURSOR.
It's pretty sharp.
Give my cursor back. I'll trade.
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DEAL.
Equipment: He can-
Pretty much anything. See that Antimatter rifle up there? I can use pretty much anything on the webpage.