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-Shujinko Kanou-


"Basic"=Shujinko Kanou
"Bold Text"=Events
"Basic"=Dorothea Ivonne
"Bold Light Blue Text"=Choice


>"I guess we should go meet with them. Let's go."

>You finish your spaghetti and went off to the backroom with Dorothea behind you, her arms wrapped around your neck in a gentle embrace and her feet of the floor, preferring to levitate than walk. As you reach the backroom, you are greeted by an unlikely bunch. You greet them.

>
"Hey there everybody! My name is Shujinko Kanou, and this is Dorothea Ivonne. We lesbians!"

>"Um...I'm pretty sure we're not. But anyway, nice to meet all of you."

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Climbing onto the skateboard primarily using his elbows, Deadpool kicked with his only functioning foot to get himself going and catch up with the rest of the group. "Alright 'Cooler Banshee', you're now fine in my book, even though you still destroyed my drink." He said this to Chres as he went with the others to the meeting. Suddenly, he felt something was apparently wrong upon arriving, stating, "I feel a disturbance in the Force... It's as if some of the people that were here with us since the beginning just suddenly got swapped out for completely different guys who literally just showed up out of nowhere. ...Wait, what was I just talking about? Eh, doesn't matter, just take whatever I just said as talking out of my asshole." His hands and broken foot had healed upon his arrival, thankfully, and he grabbed the skateboard as he got back up on his feet.

Going along with the distraction and heavy weapons teams to this new building, the board game with the prospect of possibly doing whatever the hell he wanted to caught his attention. "OOH! I've got the perfect character for me! His name is Pickle Rick! He was originally a scientist who had turned himself into a pick-" Deadpool stopped abruptly, as he had sensed yet another disturbance in the Force. "...Why do I feel like making this reference is all of a sudden redundant? Alright, WHO THE FUCK STOLE THE STUPID JOKE I WAS SAVING FOR LATER ON ANYWAYS?! GODDAMMIT, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! ...Actually, is there anywhere I can put this awesome skateboard to use? 'Cause I wanna practice the stuff I learned from playing too much Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, might come in handy, in case I have to run for my goddamn life after wrecking a server room or two. HINT HINT, PEOPLE!"

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  • The sea captain finally noticed where the group was transported to. It was obvious that they were in a security room, filled to the brim with computer screens displaying camera feeds. Shortly after speaking to Skye, Voss heard someone from the other side of the door, making him even more nervous. Whilst digging through his pockets earlier, he found his- or hers, perhaps- ID card. After hearing the voice from outside, Voss glanced down at his ID and found out that his name was Ashley. How convenient.

    "Well, shit in my boots! Of course, I'm Ashley! Just my luck," Voss quietly growled. He quickly whipped his head back and forth between Skye and the door, before he growled again and attempted to dig up an answer.

    "...Uh... Hehe... I don't want the bossman to get upset, ya know? Ya can just... Er, leave it outside! Yeah! I'll get it in a second. I'm busy anyway." Voss still spoke with an accent, which will likely make the woman outside suspicious. Right after that, the sea captain looked back at everyone to whisper-yell, "What the FUCK do I say??"

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    After getting her hand quite bruised in a handshake with the hunter, and running off crying for a while before eventually coming back, her hand covered in her spit from licking it, and swaddled in her dress. She spotted the others playing some kind of board game, and waddled up to them.

    "H-Hey! w-what's going on? C-Can I play t-too?"


 
F-Zero_-_Captain_Falcon_as_seen_in_F-Zero_GX_and_F-Zero_AX.png"Depends. How many people are even allowed to play this thing?" Captain Falcon asks, still inspecting the game like it was some oddity...Which it kinda was
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  • The sea captain finally noticed where the group was transported to. It was obvious that they were in a security room, filled to the brim with computer screens displaying camera feeds. Shortly after speaking to Skye, Voss heard someone from the other side of the door, making him even more nervous. Whilst digging through his pockets earlier, he found his- or hers, perhaps- ID card. After hearing the voice from outside, Voss glanced down at his ID and found out that his name was Ashley. How convenient.

    "Well, shit in my boots! Of course, I'm Ashley! Just my luck," Voss quietly growled. He quickly whipped his head back and forth between Skye and the door, before he growled again and attempted to dig up an answer.

    "...Uh... Hehe... I don't want the bossman to get upset, ya know? Ya can just... Er, leave it outside! Yeah! I'll get it in a second. I'm busy anyway." Voss still spoke with an accent, which will likely make the woman outside suspicious. Right after that, the sea captain looked back at everyone to whisper-yell, "What the FUCK do I say??"

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  • Bizarro-girl would turn toward Chres and give him a black-toothed smile, "Me smash?! Me smash you for fun! FUN! ME LIKE FUN! ME AM EXCITED!" She zoomed toward Chres and simply poked him. Nevertheless that poke was strong enough to force him back a couple of feet. "ME SMASH SOUND-MAN!" She was grinning at him, hands on her hips. One can't help but feel that she might have been trying to make a point. She then frowned at him. "You no play nerd game?! Shame!" She looked surprisingly intelligent as she glared at him and then shook a pale grey finger. She then smiled at Chres and zoomed back, her red cape flowing behind her.
 

-Shujinko Kanou-


"Basic"=Shujinko Kanou
"Bold Text"=Events
"Basic"=Dorothea Ivonne
"Bold Light Blue Text"=Choice


>You look at Deadpool and started laughing at his mannerisms. Even Dorothea is laughing, though less subtle. You begin to like him.

>
"Quite the funny man, are you? You have just made my client take an interest in you. Wade Wilson, right? Don't even ask how I got to know your name. It's confidential."

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow 92MilesPrower 92MilesPrower @DistractionandHeavyTeams​
 
Chres twitched at the sound of Bizzaro-Girl's voice, and whether he was aware of it or not, the walking boombox flinched in fear when he saw her zoom by him. All she did was poke him, but her incredible strength caused Chres to fall and skid backward on his rear for a few good feet. He quickly tried to stand up and act as if nothing had happened, but Chres was eyeing Bizzaro-Girl with a look of hatred. He wasn't going to let some small, grey-skinned girl make a fool of him! ...Unless she happened to be able to kick his ass pretty good.

"Aw, da hell, man...?" Chres feebly responded. His face was dominated by a look of fear now, but it was clear he was still mad at her. One day, Chres swore to get back at her. He'll think of something...

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Hearing that they didn't really need to know how to play the game to actually play, she raised her hand a bit. "
I would like to play." Really, the only games that she would play were those taught to her by others before her powers became limited in the Tower.

"
Is there a goal that we have to reach in this game?" Every game had a goal, so it was an understandable question. If this one did have a goal, she wanted to know what it was.

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Hearing Axel and Voss, she looked over at the two.
"Unfortunately, they chose to send mostly female guards here. Don't worry, we'll get back to normal after we're done here. For now, just wait and don't try anything. And Voss, chill. It's my power, Phaseswap. It lets me switch bodies with someone as a way of infiltration and maybe cause chaos sometimes, and thanks to the upgrade, it isn't limited to just me anymore. We'll be out of here once this is over."

She looked over at Rene and Grey. "
Yeah, creepy wouldn't be the word that I would use. More like... strange. And hey, no one outside of this room has to know about this, but the other team may want an explanation as to why I said to restrain our bodies." Then, they heard a knock and a voice coming from behind it, probably being another guard.

...Shit.

Voss took out the ID and when she went over to look, she saw that it was the guard that was being called for by the one behind the door. Well... at least now would be the best time for him to show off the acting and lying skills. Unfortunately, it didn't seem to be his strong suit as he failed to hide the accent.

Sighing internally, she decided to try to help the guy out. "
You can leave it outside the door, Ashley'll get it in a second! We were just trying to impersonate ECHOnet characters and Ashley went with the crab from that one cartoon show! Also she might've been watching porn, sooo... probably don't come in!" That last bit was just to discourage the guard from coming in, hopefully she bought it. If not... they were probably fucked.

Regardless, the acting skills were believable, it didn't sound what Voss tried to do as Ashley. Then again, anyone could've acted better than Voss if they tried hard enough.

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She looked at the man who was dressed as a ninja say something about Rene becoming a girl and nodded. "
I'd love to see that reaction. We should ask him what happened when they get back." Tifa then looked over at Double, noticing their disguise. "That's a really good disguise, Double. It'll probably fool them."

Hearing the robot in the parka, she laughed a little bit at the thought. "
Not yet, but that does sound funny." To add to it, Double Trouble then turned into a pickle and she giggled a little. "Yeah, that's probably what he's talking about."

Skye's body started freaking out a bit, which she knocked it out with a hard swift kick. Yeah, she'd probably apologize for that later, but she didn't want whoever was in there to freak out on them and ruin the whole mission.

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Megumin smiled down at Heather, lifting her up and placing her in her lap. "Of course you can play with us, Heather! Oh, Chomusuke, have you met Heather?"

Lucky, who would readily admit to having tunnel vision for his jade, just looked at Heather awkwardly. "Uh, no. I haven't." He turned his attention back to the game board, and Elizabeth's question. "I don't know about the rest of you, but this rabbit's goal in this game will be bringing that shit-brained raptor to justice! And, oh, look!" He pointed to a random spot on the board. "There he is, trapped in a storm drain! WHERE HE BELONGS." He snarled through gritted teeth.

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"Thank you, darling!"
Double cooed, as they shifted out of the pickle and back into the guard. "This guard character might be a little difficult, but I just know I can pull it off. And if all goes wrong, and they get suspicious..." They morphed back into the pickle. "...nobody will ever suspect the pickle."

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  • Julia turns to Balloony. "A few here are proficient in stealth, and my abilites can help everyone avoid detection."

    She chuckles at Zer0's comment. "Oh yeah, they're having an...experience."

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    The Espeon looks at Double and puts a paw to her face. "Of course, no one will bat an eye at the pickle with a face."
 
Kraken
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Kraken continued to remain silent as Skye would enact what she had planned, and though that was a hectic few seconds or at least minutes, everyone in the group had a literal body swap and then a re-disguise into a guard's body, though this new 'shell' so to speak felt a little uneasy for Kraken herself, and she immediately had a problem when her two 'starfish' were still poking around and out - not a very good thing to have happen at this moment in time. If those things are exposed, that'll bring the entire team down long term - so upon noticing them not with her, the now-body changed Kraken grabbed the two starfish in question and attempted to hide them in any convenient pocket or large space she doesn't 'need'. Mild panic, but that's over. "I don't like this already, to be quite honest..." Kraken would respond to Skye's asking if everyone was OK after that was done, sighing and shaking her head. She seemed verily uncomfortable - after all, she is now a monster in a (wo)man's body - a human one, so naturally it's rules would apply to her... leading to a few if not all sorts of complications. She just tried to ignore these, and the group was promptly warped into the security room, when the group was immediately thrown into a situation when they'd find that Voss had landed himself in a girl's body, and then got called on.

Hearing what Ian prepared and wanted to do, Kraken nodded and began to watch over the room - often flicking back to Ian to in fact make sure he was not getting interrupted while Skye tries to handle the situation of 'someone else's body is being called on, but someone else is inside it' (quite a specific situation, isn't it?). Kraken just kept monitoring the progress Ian was making though when she heard the excuse Skye played off for Voss and his... er, 'acting', she decided she could play along to fortify the lie. "I can't help but feel like she 'may' be obsessed with that particular character..." She joked along, feigning visible disgust when in actual fact she was just trying to contain her laughter lest this all not get wasted. "It's 100% a bad idea to come in, never mind try to dig deeper..." She added in a slightly more threatening tone as she tried to remain calm.​
In-Character Information
Hex Code:
#e15cff
Status (physically): Fine
Status (mentally/emotionally): Calm yet serious (feigning disgust and trying to hold back amusement)
Course of action: Go with the lie to try and 'strengthen' it.
Location: Argus-27, Tediore (security room)
Interactions: CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow , TheElenaFisher TheElenaFisher
Mentions: Yamperzzz Yamperzzz
In Group/Nearby: @InfiltrationSquad1 (security destroyers - Kraken is in this group), @InfiltrationSquad2 (man hunting - nearby other group)
 
Infiltration Team #1

"Aw, come on, you've got like... what, nine other people to do your job for you. And why're you talking like that? Talk like a pirate day passed, like, eight months ago," the voice replies. She then listens to Skye and Kraken's explanation. "Oh, so you guys are busy watching playing guess-the-character and watching porn. And not sharing. Ah, doesn't matter, Ashley's probably into that vanilla stuff anyway. Boring." You all hear a mug being set down on something outside the door. "Alright, just make sure you come and get it before it cools down." Footsteps can then be heard gradually getting quieter. Soon you hear nothing but the clicking of a mouse as Ian continues searching through the desktop.

"We have encountered another problem," reports the bot-now-human. "I would normally be able to quickly sift through an internal dictionary and a password database in order to solve the password lock on the CCTV maintenance panel. Unfortunately, because I am not in my regular body, I am unable to do so. This will mean you must find the password somehow. There may be a slip of paper somewhere in here that the password is written down on. It would also be a far more efficient use of time if we could somehow extract the memories of the password from the guards."

Behind you is a bunch of shelves with boxes stacked on them. Most of them are labeled 'tapes.' There must be a hundred of them in this room alone.

What do you do?


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Infiltration Team #2

"Yes, just like that!" FL4K says and points right at Pickle Double. "That must be the second funniest 'shit' I have ever seen."

Team of professionals.

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Heavy Weapons and Distraction Teams

"Oh, yeah. Sorry." Brick releases Abbott and sits down next to you all. "Alright! Let's get playin'!" He picks up some 20-sided die and looks at them. "Lilith always used to say you were supposed to use these to 'roll for initiative.'" The huge meatslab of a man rolls them around in his grip before bringing his other fist up and striking his palm, crushing the die with an audible crunch.

"I punch the initiative."

He tosses the tiny bits of 20-sided die aside. "I guess we just play by me telling you where you are and what you're doin' and you tell me how you react to it. Or somethin'. I guess I'll just figure it out."


TINY TINA'S
BRICK'S
ASSAULT ON DRAGON'S KEEP


How to play: you're literally playing your own characters in the stupidest fantasy setting you'll ever see. Roleplay as if your characters are in the game itself. You may still interact with others outside the game world, but be sure to distinguish between their actions inside the game and outside. I'd recommend italicizing 'real' actions, but you can do whatever you want as long as you make it clear to me and everyone else!

I know that was confusing, so let me try to clear things up with an example:


Brick looks at you all. "You see some guy at the end of the bridge blockin' your way. He's got a robot arm and he thinks he looks cool."

"Hello, buttfaces!" the bridge guardian greets you as he chuckles at his own 'joke.' "Hah, I'm so funny, aren't I? My equally-annoying sister doesn't want you crossing this bridge, so she put me, a guy who's useless without her, to guard it for her! Isn't she so smart? And also better than me even though she also needs to go die in a hole?"

"Somethin' familiar about that one," Zane comments.

"So. What do you do?" Brick asks you all, ignoring him.


"I... punch him?" replies Eric nervously.

The Espeon goes up to the bridge guardian, only to receive a metal fist to the face. He tumbles away and comes to a stop right next to you.

"You just got SLAPPED by him! 'cause you ain't got anything to punch him with!"

"Didn't know we were applying logic to this all of a sudden..."


Example end.

Fairly simple! Now let's play this dumb thing.

Brick smashes his fists together. "Alright, Vault Hunters! So first, you all start off on a ship, ready to dock at-"

"Wait a sec, Brick. Didn't Tina have us use classes before? Like... Assassin? Siren?" Axton asks.

"I don't think there's enough classes for all these Vault Hunters, Ax."

"So what if we made some up?"

"Uhhh... sure, I guess. Vault Hunters, you can come up with some classes! Anyway, you're all on a ship just dockin' at this place called Unassuming Docks!"


It had been a long voyage, but you all are finally ready to put your feet down on some land. Nothing but a stereotypical, rickety old pirate ship made out of wooden planks had been home to you for the past few months. Thankfully, there was enough supplies to last you for your journey. And modern hygiene products, because SCREW being dirty!

The place by the name of Unassuming Docks looks quite beautiful. Blue skies are not a strange sight to you after all that time out on the seven seas, but now, you can see a very visible rainbow stretching itself over the island ahead of you. Rock formations jut out at you from underneath the show of colors; a wondrous sight indeed!

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"You see this guy comin' up to the boat. He's got cool armor on and he looks tough."

"Yo! I'm Sir Blood-Drip from the Slab Kingdom!" A very muscular man adorned with spiky metal armor calls up at you. "We're the strongest kingdom in all of the lands! You should totally join us! Are you the daring, awesome adventurers who are destined to save us from the evil Harpy Twins and their dumb fanboys?"

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Lookout Team

Eric nods and pokes his head out from behind Natasha. "Mutants are... well, they're monsters that bleed radiation. A lot of them want to kill everything they see except for each other. That's why Sniper wants to know if you're one or not. But if we can understand you and you're not trying to kill us yet, then... chances are you're not. Definitely not, actually. Do you, um... th-think we can talk this out? Without any..." He glances down at her gun, obviously meaning to say 'shooting' but not having any strength to finish the sentence.

Sniper glances down at his watch and sighs. "Look, mate. I need to get bloody goin'. If you're one of those Tediore blokes, I'll put a bullet in ya' the moment you open that mouth of yours about us. But if you're not- and you best hope you aren't- then I'm gonna leave these three behind to deal with you."

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(STILL waiting on responses for some folks who chose a group I'm unsure they're apart of! Once again, I'm adding the cast list to keep you all up to speed, as this whole chapter involves all of you regardless!)

Cast List
Kameron Esters- Kameron Esters- as Captain Falcon (F-Zero) and The Tom Tom Gang (Blinx)
2Bornot2B 2Bornot2B as Tanya Degurechaff (The Saga of Tanya the Evil)
DapperDogman DapperDogman as Jason "Blast Radius" Cooper (OC)
GeorgeTownRaja GeorgeTownRaja as Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants) and Naoto "Tiger Mask" Azuma (Tiger Mask W)
RedLight RedLight as Doom Slayer (DOOM 2016)
TruthHurts_22 TruthHurts_22 as Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) and Zora (Epithet Erased)
Gundam Watcher 27 Gundam Watcher 27 as Chimera (A Certain Scientific Railgun/Accelerator OC)
SpaceRavens03 SpaceRavens03 as GN-001 Exia (Gundam Extreme VS OC) and Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya (Sword Art Online)
Ineptitude Ineptitude as Shaw (Arknights)
TheElenaFisher TheElenaFisher as Elizabeth (Bioshock: Infinite) and Sky Rose (Borderlands OC)
P PopcornPie as Lucky O'Chopper (Whacked!)
DerpyCarp DerpyCarp as Fluffington the Mighty (Pokemon OC)
Yamperzzz Yamperzzz as Voss Eierkuchen and Abbott Calderon (Tembo the Badass Elephant OCs)
Critic Ham Critic Ham as Olivia Silence and Saria (Arknights)
Riven Riven as Nearl (Arknights)
thatguyinthestore thatguyinthestore as Rocket Raccoon (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Trevor Philips (Grand Theft Auto V)
ConnorOfficials ConnorOfficials as Lilith (OC) and Kirby (Kirby's Dreamland)
Thepotatogod Thepotatogod as Minako Arisato (Persona 3 Portable) and Kintaros (Kamen Rider Den-O)
Sayo-Nara Sayo-Nara as Lana (Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon OC)
LilacMonarch LilacMonarch as Julia Thani and Natasha Thani (Pokémon Mystery Dungeon OCs)
Chungchangching Chungchangching as Tom (Tom & Jerry) and Jerry (Tom & Jerry)
BoltBeam BoltBeam as Lightning AKA Light Ignis (Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS)
quadraxis201 quadraxis201 as Ryuji Kazan (Danganronpa OC)
Benedict Cucumberpatch Benedict Cucumberpatch as himself
PolikShadowbliss PolikShadowbliss as Anna (Once Upon A Time OC) and Ripper (Jurassic World)
MAROON QUILLNEST MAROON QUILLNEST as John (OC)
Dragonlord318 Dragonlord318 as David Listman (My Hero Academia OC)
darkred darkred as Aloy (Horizon Dawn Zero) and John "Bear" Connor (Terminator Genisys)
FactionGuerrilla FactionGuerrilla as Edward "The Doctor" Richtofen (Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies) and Claptrap/Fragtrap (Borderlands, NPC)
GearBlade654 GearBlade654 as Festung-17 (Destiny 2 OC)
FactionParadox FactionParadox as Saburo Kusanagi (Doctor Who-inspired OC)
@Son of Horus as Mrakus Malicius (Horus Heresy OC)
Martydi Martydi as Scott Baker (Planetside OC)
Sir Skrubbins Sir Skrubbins as The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
QizPizza QizPizza as SERAPH-099 Samael (OC)
StaidFoal StaidFoal as Sirenhead (Trevor Henderson)
Crow Crow as Benjamin Kirby "Ben" Tennyson (Ben 10)
Smug Smug as Jacket (Hotline Miami/Payday 2)
Necessity4Fun Necessity4Fun as Pahw'lip Stiwyll (OC)
Stikes Stikes as Izabela Dybas and『KAWAII RAZOR BLADES』(JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OC)
92MilesPrower 92MilesPrower as Deadpool (Marvel)
Atomic Chucklenuts Atomic Chucklenuts as Danielle Fenton (Danny Phantom) and Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Venom Snake Venom Snake as Solid Snake (Metal Gear)
ManyFaces ManyFaces as The Son and The Henchman (Hotline Miami 2)
jigglesworth jigglesworth as Captain John Price (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
 
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Alpha

Alpha sighed, and took off her helmet, only holding onto her rifle with her off hand. She shook her head a little, to free her ponytail, and dead-panned at Sniper.
"I'm not a mutant, since I don't bleed radiation and I don't have a psychotic urge to murder."

She said, putting the helmet back on and then taking up her weapon, but not aiming it at anything. With a nod towards the ladder, she spoke.
"I'm assuming you're fighting these things, then? If it means I'll get out of here, I'm in."

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow LilacMonarch LilacMonarch @lookout team​
 
Lookout Team

As a surprise, Sniper's scowl... actually turns into a smirk. "Try not to forget what I told ya'. My knife's been beggin' for a new head. Ehahahaha!" he laughs. "So that's four of you, lads. I got one reservation for the hotel. How're we sneakin' you in?"

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Scott Baker

"Oh, so it's like a tabletop roleplay sort of deal?" Scott said when Brick explained what his game was about "This might be fun. I knew some people who liked playing those back on Auraxis, though I never had the opportunity to try it out myself." With this, he took off his helmet and sat down with the group to play.

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"Wait, we're just starting out like that? No character creation, introduction or anything?"

Imagine, if you will, the most generic middle-aged wizard from a high-fantasy setting you can come up with. White robe with some golden decorations. Wooden staff in hand, crystal on top. A number of pouches around the belt. That wizard just stepped off the boat.

"Alright then, let's roll with it. I think I'll be a wizard or something."
 
"Hello, please do not break the- -peace. -I was rude. -Can I help you?" Biker stared at Jacket. "I still hate you for what you did at Phonehom and here, but.. Okay. We can team up for now. If I see you anywhere else, though.. you're dead meat!" The two shook hands to signify unity and agreement. There was an odd friendship that was born... "Who knows what the day will bring? -We should go." Jacket looked at where the distraction and heavy weapon teams went, and beckoned for Biker to follow.

The two went up the ladder and alleyway in silence. "This looks like the place. Do I knock?" Jacket shrugged. Sighing, Biker knocked on the door.

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow @distract/heavyweaponteams
 

-Shujinko Kanou-


"Basic"=Shujinko Kanou
"Bold Text"=Events
"Basic"=Dorothea Ivonne
"Bold Light Blue Text"=Choice


>You decided to join in on the role-playing session with Dorothea. You've gotten bored anyway.

>You and Dorothea are a scantily-clad warrior and mage respectively. You arrive at the so-called Unassuming Docks and are greeted by a man in armor. He inquires if you are the brave adventurers that will save their kingdom from evil.

>What is your response?
>Yes.
>No.

>
"Yes we are, Sir Blood-Flop of Swag Kingdom. We are the adventurers the world needs, at your service!"

>"We will do anything for a good price. And I mean ANYTHING. Hehe."

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow @DistractionandHeavyTeams​
 
  • Bizarrogirl furrows her brow and seems to think for a second, "Me be a little girl with superstrength! AND SPEAKS BACKWARD SPEAK!"

    Out steps a small little girl from the ship. "Hi. My name is Penny Clearbottom! What are these harpy twins?"

    Bizarrogirl mimics the way normal people speak so perfectly it will probably make people wonder why she doesn't speak like that normally. Bizarrogirl may be smarter than you''ll thought. Then again it still sounds like a cavewoman mimicking normal speech, slow and clipped.


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    Heather:
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    "O-Okay! Umm..."


    Heather scribbles something on her character sheet, appearing to just be a stick figure of herself and some chickenscratch writing in a language none of them understood, but effectively describing a mary sue adult version of Heather, taking care to emphasise that she was cool, had friends, and that all the girls would swoon over her, for some reason. Her stats were actually pretty well optimized for a Psion class, aside from just having three question marks scribbled in the gender box, all numbers being in the form of tally marks and age being marked as ten years old despite being described as an adult. Being a nymph, she had a spell-like ability enabling her to inflict permanent blindness on anyone who looked directly at her for more than five seconds per the game's rulebook. Fortunately, she could disable this at will. In-character, she would stumble off the ship and approach the warrior

    "Greetings Sir Blooddrip! I'm Sir Heatheria Sagerunner of the distant kingdom of Elcore! Uh, I'm daring and awesome yes! I will rip and tear until it is done! Oh look rainbow!"

    The moment that the rainbow was described, Heatheria would end all form of conversation and rush to the edge of the boat to admire it. Apparently, her stat block was rather lacking in the field of attention span.

    Out of character, Heather awkwardly looked around, trying to gauge if she was doing this right. She leans over to the two girls next to her, Bizarrogirl and Megumin respectively.

    "Pssst! H-Hey! A-Am I playing this right?"


 

  • _________________________________________________________________________________
    Heather:
    _________________________________________________________________________________


    "O-Okay! Umm..."


    Heather scribbles something on her character sheet, appearing to just be a stick figure of herself and some chickenscratch writing in a language none of them understood, but effectively describing a mary sue adult version of Heather, taking care to emphasise that she was cool, had friends, and that all the girls would swoon over her, for some reason. Her stats were actually pretty well optimized for a Psion class, aside from just having three question marks scribbled in the gender box, all numbers being in the form of tally marks and age being marked as ten years old despite being described as an adult. Being a nymph, she had a spell-like ability enabling her to inflict permanent blindness on anyone who looked directly at her for more than five seconds per the game's rulebook. Fortunately, she could disable this at will. In-character, she would stumble off the ship and approach the warrior

    "Greetings Sir Blooddrip! I'm Sir Heatheria Sagerunner of the distant kingdom of Elcore! Uh, I'm daring and awesome yes! I will rip and tear until it is done! Oh look rainbow!"

    The moment that the rainbow was described, Heatheria would end all form of conversation and rush to the edge of the boat to admire it. Apparently, her stat block was rather lacking in the field of attention span.

    Out of character, Heather awkwardly looked around, trying to gauge if she was doing this right. She leans over to the two girls next to her, Bizarrogirl and Megumin respectively.

    "Pssst! H-Hey! A-Am I playing this right?"


Bizarrogirl would look at Heather and shrug. "Me don't know! Me no play this game before."

Anna looks at Heather's sheet and just laughs, "did you just make a better version of yourself? Also ten years old is not an adult!"
 
Bizarrogirl would look at Heather and shrug. "Me don't know! Me no play this game before."

Anna looks at Heather's sheet and just laughs, "did you just make a better version of yourself? Also ten years old is not an adult!"

Given the bizzare language and poor handwriting heather's sheet was mostly written in, it was strange Anna could make any of it out, did she speak stupid nympho elf? No one would know for now, but Heather certainly seemed miffed.

"Oh okay- H-Hey! S-She's not just a better me! She has a cooler name too! A-And of course t-ten is old! T-That's w-when you're a legal a-adult right?"

Heather looked around expecting confirmation. Given that her species did age to their prime faster than humans, had a genetic memory, and had a shorter lifespan, ten years old actually was equivalent to around twenty for her race, both in terms of physical and mental development. Though, to anyone listening to her, it would seem as though wherever she came from, the culture was pretty fucked up in regards to when they allow children to do certain things. Maybe someone should talk to her about stranger danger?​
 


Given the bizzare language and poor handwriting heather's sheet was mostly written in, it was strange Anna could make any of it out, did she speak stupid nympho elf? No one would know for now, but Heather certainly seemed miffed.

"Oh okay- H-Hey! S-She's not just a better me! She has a cooler name too! A-And of course t-ten is old! T-That's w-when you're a legal a-adult right?"

Heather looked around expecting confirmation. Given that her species did age to their prime faster than humans, had a genetic memory, and had a shorter lifespan, ten years old actually was equivalent to around twenty for her race, both in terms of physical and mental development. Though, to anyone listening to her, it would seem as though wherever she came from, the culture was pretty fucked up in regards to when they allow children to do certain things. Maybe someone should talk to her about stranger danger?​

Bizarrogirl would look at the young girl, frowning....

Anna just rolled her eyes, "you do you!"
 

  • Julia, who was watching the first infiltration team's proceedings remotely, perks up. Did I hear someone say extract memories? I can help with that.

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    She doesn't respond to FL4K as she wasn't really listening to him.
 

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