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JORDI
"Alright freakshows", Jordi replies with a chuckle, opening his suitcase as he began to pull out numbers upon numbers of handcuffs, "Everyone of you fuckers better hold still." As he began to move the lot of you to take your seats beside each other, he began to take the loose handcuffs in hand one at a time, applying them one by one upon each readily team member by their wrists and interlocking them to each other link by link. There's gotta be at least 15 handcuffs being used currently around the body mass as he had finished his dirty work of sticking each and everybody together. As Skye did her work of the swap, a face of an uncomfortable grimace can be seen on his face as he suddenly reached for his belt top and pulled up his pants to an unsettling tingling. "Well, least I keep my junk." Letting out a laugh and a face of self appreciation, he began to push the mound of linked unconscious bodies to the side, loud and exaggerated grunts and groans as he was clearly struggling with the work. Fortunately, after the toil, he had moved the pile to the side near the wall, not to mention the fact a couple of people were probably laying about with arms and legs in contorted and unnatural angles against each other's faces. "Aah if and when they wake up, I'm sure they won't mind a little bit of cramping and possible whiplash. At least their bodies are okay! For the the most part.." Jordi slowly brought up a hand, wiping the sweat from his brow with a gloved hand. "Ah, phew, that should do the trick", he exclaims to himself, proud of his work as he went over and dropped the duffel. As he slowly unzipped the bag, he pulled out, a small foldable seat stool, sitting it against the wall as he took a seat and sat on it with his back against the wall, and pulled out a somewhat large firearm from the duffel. With the toothpick still in his lips, he lets out a satisfied chuckle, giving the Spas-12 a nice hefty cock back as he crosses a foot over the other and lazily holds the shotgun against his shoulder, keeping an eye on the body pile with a satisfied grin.

"Hopefully I get to have some fun."

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NEARL
The Kuranta's eyes kept watch of the rocket Ryuji had pulled out from his pocket, showing it to her and explaining it. "Aah, I see I see..", Nearl responds with nods of understanding, bringing a finger to her chin as she tapped it while paying attention. It was rather simple enough, it was an explosive, probably something Meteorite would enjoy. Or better yet, even use. As someone had called out to them however, her ears flick once more to the direction as she looked over with a smile, a very excited one at that upon hearing the title of a board game. "Ooooh what is this monopoly?", the happy creature exclaimed as she hopped over, leaning her face close to see, as her face slowly turned into dismay, to a look of confusion. "Aaw, I've never played this game... Wait, Bunkers and.. Badasses?" The sound of a little girl yelling in response to Brick's voice definitely got a giggle from the warrior, as she listened to Brick's explanation of the game. This, definitely sounded fun, imaginary combat before actual combat? Could be a nice way of simulating before it truly came to it. Nearl couldn't help as her tail wagged in excitement as her glowing eyes shift all about to watch the Vault Hunters set up their game layout.

As the Kuranta began to scribble and fill whatever she could in by paying attention and peeking at everyone else, getting a general gist as she continued to do her best with what she got. As she drew a bunch of boxes making a knight in armor, she had lost track as Brick had already seemed to start this story. With a grin as she listened to the arrival of Sir Blood-Drip of the Slab Kingdom, she then began to listen to everyone else's replies, letting out giggles as she couldn't help but hold back with how the hilarity is going on so far, before finally taking a breath to do her own, joyful impression.

"I.. I am, Sir Lightbringer of Ceramore! Greetings Sir Blood..drip..? Pft! I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

Nearl had tried to do her best of a gruff and tough Brick like tone of voice, before practically losing it to giggles after finishing her sentence, to be fair though, she was possibly having too much fun with this already.

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Scott Baker

"Ten years is decidedly not adult where I'm from, but sure I guess. Nobody said multiverse is consistent." Scott said in response to Heather "Can we continue? I'd like to get something done before the infiltration team inevitably fucks up and we have to bail them out."

In line with other adventurers introducing themselves, the wizard spoke out as well. "My name is Novius Platis. I am a graduate from Hvar School of Wizardry. I seek challenge is this land, so that I may prove my skill with magic and earn the title of court mage in the kingdom of Ikanam."

Figuring he might get away with a bit of laziness, Scott decided to use names of various facilities he fought over on Auraxis, instead of bothering to come up with something original.
 
The Espeon looks at Double and puts a paw to her face. "Of course, no one will bat an eye at the pickle with a face."
Hm...Julia did have a point there.

"Well, I could roll over." After taking in a big breath and holding it, Double rolled onto their pickle tummy, concealing their face.
Distraction Teams

"Oh, yeah. Sorry." Brick releases Abbott and sits down next to you all. "Alright! Let's get playin'!" He picks up some 20-sided die and looks at them. "Lilith always used to say you were supposed to use these to 'roll for initiative.'" The huge meatslab of a man rolls them around in his grip before bringing his other fist up and striking his palm, crushing the die with an audible crunch.

"I punch the initiative."

He tosses the tiny bits of 20-sided die aside. "I guess we just play by me telling you where you are and what you're doin' and you tell me how you react to it. Or somethin'. I guess I'll just figure it out."


TINY TINA'S
BRICK'S
ASSAULT ON DRAGON'S KEEP


How to play: you're literally playing your own characters in the stupidest fantasy setting you'll ever see. Roleplay as if your characters are in the game itself. You may still interact with others outside the game world, but be sure to distinguish between their actions inside the game and outside. I'd recommend italicizing 'real' actions, but you can do whatever you want as long as you make it clear to me and everyone else!

I know that was confusing, so let me try to clear things up with an example:


Brick looks at you all. "You see some guy at the end of the bridge blockin' your way. He's got a robot arm and he thinks he looks cool."

"Hello, buttfaces!" the bridge guardian greets you as he chuckles at his own 'joke.' "Hah, I'm so funny, aren't I? My equally-annoying sister doesn't want you crossing this bridge, so she put me, a guy who's useless without her, to guard it for her! Isn't she so smart? And also better than me even though she also needs to go die in a hole?"

"Somethin' familiar about that one," Zane comments.

"So. What do you do?" Brick asks you all, ignoring him.


"I... punch him?" replies Eric nervously.

The Espeon goes up to the bridge guardian, only to receive a metal fist to the face. He tumbles away and comes to a stop right next to you.

"You just got SLAPPED by him! 'cause you ain't got anything to punch him with!"

"Didn't know we were applying logic to this all of a sudden..."


Example end.

Fairly simple! Now let's play this dumb thing.
Brick smashes his fists together. "Alright, Vault Hunters! So first, you all start off on a ship, ready to dock at-"

"Wait a sec, Brick. Didn't Tina have us use classes before? Like... Assassin? Siren?" Axton asks.

"I don't think there's enough classes for all these Vault Hunters, Ax."

"So what if we made some up?"

"Uhhh... sure, I guess. Vault Hunters, you can come up with some classes! Anyway, you're all on a ship just dockin' at this place called Unassuming Docks!"


It had been a long voyage, but you all are finally ready to put your feet down on some land. Nothing but a stereotypical, rickety old pirate ship made out of wooden planks had been home to you for the past few months. Thankfully, there was enough supplies to last you for your journey. And modern hygiene products, because SCREW being dirty!

The place by the name of Unassuming Docks looks quite beautiful. Blue skies are not a strange sight to you after all that time out on the seven seas, but now, you can see a very visible rainbow stretching itself over the island ahead of you. Rock formations jut out at you from underneath the show of colors; a wondrous sight indeed!

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"You see this guy comin' up to the boat. He's got cool armor on and he looks tough."

"Yo! I'm Sir Blood-Drip from the Slab Kingdom!" A very muscular man adorned with spiky metal armor calls up at you. "We're the strongest kingdom in all of the lands! You should totally join us! Are you the daring, awesome adventurers who are destined to save us from the evil Harpy Twins and their dumb fanboys?"
Lucky and Megumin just looked at each other, then each whipped up a character as fast as lightning.

Striding out of their rickety vessel, decked out in intimidating shades of crimson, orange, gold, and purple, was Megumin, the newest addition to the Demon King lineage. She bore twisting horns on her head, and spikes all down her ragged cape. "Bow before me." She ordered brazenly. "I am Demon King Megumin!"

Following her was a rabbit straight out of hell. The cybernetics composing his body were a hodgepodge of many different metals, from the visor across his head to the thorns protecting his rump. Also sticking out of his body were various turrets, some stationary, and others prehensile. It was a wonder that the ship could support his weight. "Name's Lucky." A shadow was cast over his eyes. "I'm huntin' for a raptor in casual business attire. Point me to him, and I'll be on me way." The jade on his chest, protected by a very thick bubble across his cheat plate, glowed brightly.
 
Alpha

The sniper didn't even have to ponder the question for very long. There was always a hundred ways to skin a cat.
"The roof,a fire-escape entrance, anything that isn't the front desk. If our little group is anything to go by, then the people in that hotel are just as strange looking as we are. That means one we get inside, not a big chance that the staff will question it. What floor is the reservation room on?"

She asked, slinging her rifle over her back. A light click! could be heard as a magnetic holster system engaged, holding the rifle in place.
"If it's on ground floor, that could get messy fast."

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Hm...Julia did have a point there.

"Well, I could roll over." After taking in a big breath and holding it, Double rolled onto their pickle tummy, concealing their face.

Lucky and Megumin just looked at each other, then each whipped up a character as fast as lightning.

Striding out of their rickety vessel, decked out in intimidating shades of crimson, orange, gold, and purple, was Megumin, the newest addition to the Demon King lineage. She bore twisting horns on her head, and spikes all down her ragged cape. "Bow before me." She ordered brazenly. "I am Demon King Megumin!"

Following her was a rabbit straight out of hell. The cybernetics composing his body were a hodgepodge of many different metals, from the visor across his head to the thorns protecting his rump. Also sticking out of his body were various turrets, some stationary, and others prehensile. It was a wonder that the ship could support his weight. "Name's Lucky." A shadow was cast over his eyes. "I'm huntin' for a raptor in casual business attire. Point me to him, and I'll be on me way." The jade on his chest, protected by a very thick bubble across his cheat plate, glowed brightly.
  • Bizarrogirl would look at Megumin with an angry glare, "me am not your subject!" She seems to have forgotten this was a game for a second, then she smiles.

    The little girl would look at "Demon King" Megumin. And simply said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEE!!!!"
 

-Shujinko Kanou-


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"Bold Text"=Events
"Basic"=Dorothea Ivonne
"Bold Light Blue Text"=Choice


>You noticed that the other players have role-play names. You think of one, same with Dorothea. You eventually made a decision.

>
"Thy name is Portia Delaluna Pontif Sarifi Geigii Gjallahorn Damacusa Catharsis Danos-Danos Lightbringer of Cristana, warrior princess."

>"And my name is Sofia Ellanora Migita Margarita Helel Primara Mozzarella Cantasis Damos-Damos Lightbringer of Cristana, mage princess."

 
Before the raid begins, Rene tells everyone to say their final words to whom they choose. For all they know it could be the last time they could see their loved ones ever again.

Sora walks over and crouches down to Lucky to take his paw in his hand. “There. Now it’s official, Lucky. I promise I’m gonna get you and Megumin out of here and back home. Just try not to get into any trouble while I’m gone, I may be able to bail you out of a jam.” Sora turns over to Megumin. “And Megumin, it’s good to have you back. Try not to blow the place while I’m gone.”

The boy gives them a smile and walks off to return to his team. Axel also tells Sora he’s gonna be joining infiltration with him, probably as good measure.

“Good to have you along Axel. Let’s give them a fight they’ll remember.”


Dani flys over to the two to make her peace. “Well boys, it was fun getting to meet you guys, well most of you. You’re actually not bad compared to most people I’ve meet.”

“You say that like it’s the last time we’re gonna meet.”

“That’s because it probably is.”

“Nope. I can make portals remember? I always visit my friends when I got the time. So believe me, when I get you and everyone else home, I’ll come visit sometime.”

“*Giggle.* Are you always this chummy with people you meet?”

“What? It’s just how I feel.”

“Okay, Sora. But let’s finish this first before we talk about meeting again.”

“Dani.” Shadow turns to her. “Good luck.”

She smiles back at him. “Thank you.. Shadow.”



Once everybody got their last words and goodbyes, the raid started.

Distraction:

The distraction team is in what appears to be an alleyway. Zane spots a door which leads to a room with what looks to be hobos who apparently they know Rene. Rene also seems to have told them about the hunter’s efforts to survive, and wants to know them a little better.



“My name is Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog. It’s a pleasure to meet you all.”

A muscular man and a little girl came out, shouting about a game called Bunkers and Badasses. “Hmm. I guess I can play one game. Can I play?

Brick starts the game and tells you to come up with your own class (if you want) “Hmm. I’ll be the ‘Ultimate life form.’ “

(In game) “A game with spiky armor comes and introduces himself as ‘Sir Drip.’” “Greetings Sir Drip I am the ultimate life form, Shadow the Hedgehog.”




Infiltration:

Skye comes up with a plan to try and fool the guards, however it involves them needing to be tied up or restrained in some kind of way and sends most of the others in the guards bodies.


“Wha- what’s...?” Once that was done, Dani was told to look signal to take out the guard when Skye’s ready.

“Got it.” Skye gives the signal to Dani and she overshadows the last guard. “I’m in.”

Sora would soon regain consciousness, but felt something.. off. He starts touching himself until he feels something(s).. bouncy and soft. “What the-! Why am I in a woman’s body?!”

Dani covers Sora’s mouth before anyone could hear him. “Quiet.” She whispered. “I know this is weird, but hold out for just a little longer.”

“(When I got sucked up by that portal only to go on another un expected quest, I never thought I would end up in a woman’s body. If Donald and Goofy learn about this, I’ll never hear the end of it.)”

Sora looks over to see Axel grossed out too, he turns to him. “You’re not the only one who doesn’t like this. When this is over, will never speak of this, again!”

They were then told to find the password, but to do so they would have to search the boxes.

“Help me look Dani, it’s gonna be in one of these boxes.”

“Ughhh, this is gonna take forever.”



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Ryuji Kazan (and his B&B Character)

Ryuji watched as Brick took out the dice... and then pulverized them in an act he called 'punching the initiative'. He wanted to point out how stupid that was, but then he realized what universe he was in. So, he rested his hands on his cheeks and accepted the situation for what it was. "Well... alright." Ryuji said to Brick. "Normally you would use dice to add some amount of randomness and potential hilarity to a game like this, but as I've never played 'Bunkers and Badasses', I'll follow your rules. My character is... let me see..."

In the world of Bunkers and Badasses...
The young man stepped forward and addressed Blood-Drip, an Iai Katana resting in its sheath at his side. "Well... I suppose you could say that. You can call me 'Okinawa'. Hell, even just 'Oki' will do. I'm from the distant land of Ryugami, and let's just say I've got a few tricks up these sleeves of mine! A few fire-based tricks, hehehe. Welp, wherever you're going, I'm going, too. Oh, and the guy I bought herbal medicine from back home happened to accidentally gave me 50 doses instead of 5. What a klutz! So... I guess we've all got healing items for quite a while, huh?"

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"You might be, someday!" Megumin replied cheerfully. "When we defeat the Demon King, I want to take his place. It would be so cool, don't you think?" She grinned, somewhat greedily.

"A fellow mage?" Megumin inquired. "I don't suppose you have anything as strong as this." With a wave of her enormous obsidian staff, she created several explosions in the ocean! They ignited in a straight line right after the other, turning the clear sky yellow-orange.

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Anna would glare a bit at Megamin before going back in character. "Show off," she muttered.

The lizard-man would look in awe at the explosions and proclaim, "whoa, what mighty power you have, my liege!" He would still be smirking through his teeth as he bowed once again.

Bizarrogirl would shiver at her proclaimation, "Me subject to no one! ME AM BIZARROGIRL!" She would fold her arms and let out a childish huff. Then she would beam suddenly.

Penelope would suddenly pick up one of the characters, specifically Meguim and throw her at least 500 feet into the sea!

"Me am strong and like to brag too!"

Anna would look at Bizarro-Girl incredlously, "did you seriously just ----"

Bizarro girl nods vigorously. Not understanding what she just did.....

"Um, I don't think that was very wise, young girl!"

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  • Voss glared at Skye and Kraken for their involvement. They were trying to help him, but they both suggested that "Ashley" wasn't watching the... Cleanest things. It made him cringe, but he wasn't going to lie, it could drive the other guard away. Thankfully, the other guard did leave, but they didn't seem disgusted by their explanations. If anything, the other guard was kinda mad she wasn't in on it. Eventually, the other guard left the requested coffee next to the door and left.

    The sea captain sighed in relief before turning back towards Skye and Kraken. "Um... Thanks, mateys. Er, I mean, thanks, guys. Blech." He tried to make an effort to hide his accent this time, but it was horrible. He then quickly and quietly went back to the door and put his ear against it to hear if anyone was around. When Voss no longer heard footsteps, he swiftly cracked the door slightly ajar and reached his arm through it to retrieve the coffee. Then he, just as fast as before, he swiped the mug and shut the door in one fell swoop.

    During all this, Voss wasn't careful enough when holding the hot coffee. When he grabbed it and closed the door (maybe a bit too hard) he accidentally spilled a little coffee on his hand. He silently screamed like this:



    But it wasn't something to inhibit his abilities, so the sea captain stood by and listened to Ian, coffee still in hand. He didn't have any mind extraction powers that could help get them the password, so Voss'll just do the next best thing. He walked up to the shelves and looked through the boxes and tapes. He sipped "Ashley's" coffee as he plucked one particular tape from the shelves. While he examined this tape, he mumbled something under his breath again.

    "... Vanilla my ass... I'll show ya vanilla... When I come over there an' snap yer neck... I thought we'd be doin' the fun kind of sneakin' in... Not stand 'round and get gender-swapped...It's like I'm in some weird fanfic... Or worse..."

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Infiltration Team #1 (and sorta #2)

And forever it seems to take. Searching the room has yielded nothing so far, and on the borrowed time you have, it's looking like you may never be able to find the password. On the bright side, no one was around to see Voss grabbing the coffee. Sadly, it's totally black.

Rene sighs as he opens another box. Yeah. Nothing. Course. Axel, Dani? How's your guys' searches going?

Ian continues speaking with Julia. If you are able to extract their memories, please do so immediately.

The Espeon can find the password inside the minds of all the tied-up guards. It's a complicated string of letters and numbers- definitely impossible to guess. Once the password's sent, then both teams will have to mobilize as soon as possible. Best be ready.

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Heavy Weapons and Distraction Teams

"Whoa. You guys make some awesome characters," Brick comments.

"Wow! You guys look so cool!" Blood-Drip shouts, practically nerding out over your guys' coolness. He then turns to those of you asking about the 'Harpy Twins.' "Anyway, those Harpy Twin guys are really powerful siblings who rule over the land and can steal power from everyone and turn them into weird... uh... husk... things. No one else has ever been able to kill them! But you guys look badass enough to take 'em down!" He then looks over at Lucky. "Lizard with casual business attire? But the Handsome Wizard was killed years ago!"

You see orange-colored rifts appear out of thin-air in the sky above the mainland, right over the cheerful-looking town overshadowed by the giant rock formation in the distance. You might be able to see the words 'FLAMEROCK REFUGE' painted onto the wooden arch over the gate. Out of the distorted air appears a large fleet of blimps- yes, blimps- sporting cannons, loudspeakers, and comically large guns that would definitely be a design flaw.


The obnoxious voice of a Bandit erupts from the speakers. "HELLO, MEATBAGS! THIS PEACEFUL TOWN IS NOW UNDER THE OWNERSHIP OF THE HARPY TWINS! SURRENDER YOURSELF AS SACRIFICES TO THEM OR DIE SCREAMING!" You hear the turning of a page. "...MAKE A POOP JOKE OR WE'LL KILL YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The cannons begin firing at the town, assaulting it with powerful bombs! Two of these fiery payloads miss their mark wildly and come soaring... right towards you!

"Right into the action, huh?" Axton scratches his head.

"It's called 'realistic fiction,' Ax! Or somethin'! By the way, I like your style, weird-eared girl," Brick tells Nearl.

Meanwhile, one of the homeless men goes up to the door and opens it to see Jacket and Biker standing there. "Oh! Damn! It's the killer chicken guy! The one the Bandits like! Who's your friend?"


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Lookout Team

"Better figure somethin' out soon, lads. I'm runnin' behind." Sniper glances over at Alpha. "22nd floor, room 2252. Try not to get us caught, mate." He then looks at Natasha, Eric, and Naoto. "See ya'!"

Sniper climbs up the ladder and pushes aside the manhole cover before covering the sewer back up with it. That leaves you all alone to do as you please.

After a while, Eric sighs. "I kind of want to get out of here, but I also really don't want to get caught outside..." He walks over to the ladder, but doesn't lay a paw on it just yet. "...I'll just follow you guys. I'm not sure how we're going to get into that hotel unnoticed, but if anyone knows how to, it's you." He then looks over at Alpha. "I... um..." The Espeon's voice trails off as he loses the strength to say what he wants. Or maybe he just doesn't know how to word it.

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Ryotaro and Kintaros joined up with the Distraction and the Heavy Weapon's hiding spot. While they were waiting for things to go wrong, some sort DnD.

"Mind if I join?" Ryotaro would ask, sitting alongside the Bunkers and Badasses group. Soon asking to make their own character and class. Ryotaro just knew who he wanted to project as. "Guess I'll go with...Hmm...Onitaros!" He named his character, "He's a demon that's exiled from his fellow demon kind for protecting a human village!" He explained the backstory of his character, which prompted Kintaros to raise a brow.

"Demon exiled? Are you plotting to use Momotaros as your reference?" Kintaros asked, which earned him a playful shove. from Ryotaro.

"T-they don't need to know that part!!" Ryotaro pouted a bit, "I mean, I do miss him, you know?"

"I see. Fine then, I'll see your interpretation with my own ears." Kintaros sat beside Ryotaro, "I shall be Sir Kintaros, the Demon Axe Brute!" he cricked his neck for the nth time today.

"So...Barbarian?" Ryotaro tilts his head, slightly familiar with DnD.

"That's a bit of a stretch, isn't it?"

{In Game:}

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"So this is who I'll be working with?" A young demon looking figure garbed in strange looking armor and horns that appeared to obscure his vision approached the group. "Hmph. You humans would be no match for what we are about to face, but what the hell!" He scoffed, a bit standoffish, turning to a yellow clad knight weilding an axe. He is described exactly how Den-O Axe form looks like by Kintaros...He's playing as a self insert of himself. "Whaddya think, grizzly?"

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"I believe it would be wise to join them, Ryo--I mean, Onitaros." Kintaros responded, breaking character for a moment due to him not playing a single DnD game in his life. "They seem to be quite the company."

"Bah! I don't know about that, but fine! Whatever!" Onitaros brushed off Kintaros' opinion, crossing his arms. "Be grateful that you have a badass like me on your team!" He bragged, pointing his thumb to himself as his teeth formed a smug grin. Weilding an iron sword, Onitaros raised his blade as the payloads miss their marks. "LET'S GO GO GO!!!" He yelled his warcry as he began to try and locate these Harpy twins on his own.

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"That is quite the impression of The Peach, Ryotaro." Kintaros commended Ryotaro for his impression of the red beserker.

"Uh, thanks." Ryotaro nodded in thanks, "I mean, he's been in my head for the longest time out of all of you."
 
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Anna would frown. "um, not entirely sure what to do ---"

"Me going to use my ice-beams on the flying stuff! THEY GO BOOM-BOOM!"

"Apparently we're making shit up! Well then my lizard .... shoots a flaming ball out of his mouth..... or something!"

In Bunkers and Badasses ~~~~


"Ships go boom boom!" Penelope cried as she ice-beams one of the ships, laughing her ass. The nameless lizard man would charge up a flame breath and expell it outward at the blimps!

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    Heather:
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    "Oh no are we getting attacked!?"


    In-character, Heatheria would pull off a piece of her skimpy armor, causing a light brighter than staring directly at the sun to shine upon the bandits in the ships, making it incredibly difficult to see and possibly blinding them if they look directly at adult-heather.

    "BE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!"

    She would look at the rest of the group completely innocently out of character as she described her character going topless.
 
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"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Onitaros simply slaps the of Heatheria's head, trying to stop her from stripping even further, "Seducing the fucking enemy won't solve shit--we gotta get on that flying boat!"

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"Oh good lord why is she going naked..." Out of character, Ryotaro seems to blush as he imagined the girl, covering his face in embarassment as he had never laid eyes on a naked woman in his life.
 
Oki

"Yeah, those two definitely sound like trouble. Sure is a good thing all of us came when we-" Oki was cut off as an armada of blimps suddenly appeared and someone made an announcement. This was followed shortly by said blimps firing their cannons, and a couple of the shots were coming straight towards everyone! "Oh, come on. This isn't exactly a warm welcome, y'know! I was gonna wait until later to show this, but for crying out loud...!" Oki unsheathed his sword and ran two fingers across the blade, igniting otherwise invisible characters along its metal surface. With a swing of his weapon, a fiery wave was sent forth towards the cannon fire in an attempt to hopefully destroy the shots before they could reach the party.

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"Hey!" Megumin pouted, while Lucky laughed hysterically. "That's not fair! I didn't even blow up anything!"

"I guess your reputation carries over into the fantasy world, Lassie!" Lucky guffawed, messily sketching his in-game form.


"No. I know Toffee is out there." Lucky remarked with a slow, heavy growl, holding one of the prehensile turrets. "He has been the terror of me subconscious for months. I let him live when I shouldn't have." He cocked it. "I am not making that mistake again."

Because she was so far out into the ocean, Megumin was probably the first to see the blimps arriving. "Demon Water!" With another wave of her staff, she turned the ocean around her from pristine blue to a sickening blackish-purple, and the corrupted water shot up all around her, hoping to shoot some of them out of the sky.

"Geez, way to solve the conflict before it even starts, Lassie." Lucky rolled his eyes.

"Relax. I didn't say I took down ALL of them." Megumin replied callously.


Upon seeing this new enemy, Lucky finally allowed his lips to slither back into a twisted grin. "Very well..." He pointed his turrets towards what he could only assume was the leading blimp.

The cyborg rabbit would give it everything he had, firing directly at the balloon. He only lost his aim when he needed to dodge the projectiles they sent. For a few seconds, he would be engulfed in smoke, only to stride out confidently. What a gastly surprise it was to see that Lucky had a missile launcher on his rabbit as well! His visor projected a countdown sequence, giving him six seconds to lock on. Then the missile would go flying off his back, screeching with excitement as it flew towards its target. Lucky just smirked.

"Right. A poop joke. Good thing I spent so much time in the bars back at me old home." Lucky rubbed his ear. "Oh, I got it!"

"Looks like you're about to be...mur-turd."



"Mur-turd?" Megumin scrunched up the bridge of her nose.

"Yeah." Lucky smiled. "Mur-turd. Get it?"

"Unfortunately, yes."

"What do you mean, 'unfortunately'?"


CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow @BunkersNBadasses
 

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    Surprised by the slap in character, Heatheria turns around, shining her GLORIOUS LIGHT into the face of Onitaros, which would render him blind within five seconds if he didn't look away.

    "HEY THAT WAS MEAN DON'T DO IT AGAIN!"

    She turned back towards the boat, fortunately in time not to blind him, and continued trying to shoot it down by directing the light of a thousand suns at it. Given enough time, she might be able to actually burn through the cloth making up the blimps, shooting them down entirely.
 

  • "What kinda goddamn psychopath drinks black coffee??" Voss says as he continues to drink the coffee anyway.

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-Shujinko Kanou-


"Basic"=Shujinko Kanou
"Bold Text"=Events
"Basic"=Dorothea Ivonne
"Bold Light Blue Text"=Choice


>It's time for you to take action upon seeing the fleet of blimps. You pull out your sword...A SKYSCRAPER SIZED SWORD and you start swinging at the fleet. You really do have a wild sense of imagination. As for Dorothea...

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"METEOR!!!"

>A rain of meteors crashes down onto the blimps, destroying them one by one, not mind of the collateral damage caused.

 
Alpha

The newcomer just shrugs, and approaches the ladder. 22nd floor....that's pretty high up. However, it does make for a good vantage point. If they had to snipe a guard, or something, though, they'd have to relocate soon after. The noise from a gun would alert everyone in the city block and beyond.

"If you got something to say, save it for later."

Alpha said, in response to Eric. She would then move past him, and begin moving the manhole at the top after climbing the ladder. She'd scan the immediate area to get her bearings, and curse herself, having forgotten to ask what the hotel looked like. If they went through the sewers, it meant that they'd likely done so to get close without suspicion, and it meant the hotel was close by.

She also completely ignored Natasha. She could forgive the rifle-pointing considering the shock of it all, but it left no less of a sour taste in her mouth.

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow LilacMonarch LilacMonarch @Lookout​
 

  • Julia tilts her head slightly at Double. "That's...a little better..?"

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    I found it. The password is... She proceeds to relay the whole string of characters she found searching in the guards' minds to Ian. The robot should have no problem remembering it all.
 
𝐸𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑡ℎ
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When Lucky said what his goal with, she was a bit confused. A lizard man in a buisness suit? What exactly did he do to him to make him hate him this much? Well, not hate, more like despise. The goal did sound like it came from one of revenge, but she didn't pry into why he wanted revenge on this lizard man.



Now from the sounds of it, the way they were going to play this game sounded very simple. She just needed a character, right? So, she started thinking of one, eventually coming up with an idea after two minutes. It may not sound like a character that could do much of fighting, but maybe, she'd give it weapons as a means of self defense.

"
Um, I guess I'll be a Medium then. A Medium means that I can talk to spirits.
"

To those on the Unassuming Docks, a ninteen year old girl wearing a white blouse with blue sleeve cuffs and collar, tucked by the waist into a blue knee-length skirt and black boots. She also has a blue sailor/student scarf and a choker, a pendant with the drawing of a bird attached to it. Her hair is set in parted side curls held in place with a loose ponytail tied in a blue bow. Underneath her attire, she wore a black and white corset, and on her back was a bow and a quiver full of arrows in it with some random potions attached to her left hip.

What they did, only she knew.
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Looking at everyone, she introduced herself. "
Hello, I'm Anna Valentine. I heard that you and your kingdom needed some help with the Harpy Twins and their followers, Mister Blood-Drip? I may not look like I'm able to do much, but I can handle myself."

It was then that blimps came towards them, voices coming from them that they were with the Harpy Twins. This... wasn't going to end well, especially since they fired bombs at them. And she didn't have anything to help out with, but that didn't seem to be a problem as the others took care of it.

Though, she did have to shield her eyes due to one of them trying to blind the ones on the blimps. These were certainly... interesting people to travel with.

P PopcornPie , CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow , Space Buddha Space Buddha , distraction & heavy weapons crew
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Once she heard the guard had walked away enough to where they could all relax, she sighed in relief. "
Honestly, part of me was expecting that she wouldn't buy the porn part, but at least it worked out in the end." She turned to the girl that helped her out. "Not bad, you went with it. Good job."

Skye turned towards Voss, who went to go get the coffee. "
No problem. And hey, this does sort of count as sneaking in, no one knows about us, so we just kind of... snuck into other people's bodies. If we weren't sneaking into a Tediore building or a building of a corporation or really any building with security like this, we could've snuck in the old fashioned way." When she heard about the coffee, she winced a bit. "Yeah, I don't do black coffee, but Ashley apparently likes it. I'm not gonna judge her for that."

When Ian said they needed a password and then heard Julia once he suggested extracting the memories, she had to agree. "
Yeah, that's probably better than looking through all of these papers. I could try to ask the guards that are on the same floor as us, but extracting the memories is a safer bet."

She looked at Sora and Axel. "
Hey, you two can choose to not mention it, but like I said, the others in the second infiltration team miiight wanna know what really happened. Sora, relax, it'll be over soon once Julia figures out the password."

As of right on cue, Julia got back to them and relayed the password. "
Well that was good timing. Looks like you guys don't have to suffer for much longer."

BoltBeam BoltBeam , Yamperzzz Yamperzzz , LilacMonarch LilacMonarch , Atomic Chucklenuts Atomic Chucklenuts , infiltration team #1
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Looking at the robot in the parka, she had to ask something. While Double usually was one to mess around a bit, he didn't strike her as the one to do this kind of stuff. Plus, wasn't he a Vault Hunter or something? She didn't know how Vault Hunters acted, but she had heard that their fighting skills were amazing.

"
...you guys are professionals, right? I know we're waiting for when the first team is done, but maybe the talk about a video involving a pickle should be saved for later. How about we talk about where we all come from?"

CocoaMarshmallow CocoaMarshmallow , infiltration team #2
 
Kraken
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Kraken listened as the cover-up story would take effect, and when it worked, she could not help but laugh after it all passed. "It worked, it actually worked-" She muttered as she held a hand over her mouth to contain herself, and for her own involvement, this would fetch a glare from Voss to which she stared right back. "Watch your mouth next time, though you're welcome for the assistance." Kraken warned him sharply and then it took her to Skye, who thanked her for helping. "I honestly wasn't sure it would work either, but it did. A bit of a risque topic perhaps, but that's besides the point." Kraken comically bowed in response to the praise and when she re-rose, it seemed to be nigh time for everyone to probably begin moving shortly. Kraken, upon hearing this, eagerly rubbed her hands in excitement as she now just waits for the moment to arise...​
In-Character Information
Hex Code:
#e15cff
Status (physically): Fine
Status (mentally/emotionally): Positive/serious
Course of action: Wait for the password and then follow everyone else in her group (infiltration 1)
Location: Argus-27, Tediore (security room)
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In Group/Nearby: @InfiltrationSquad1 (security destroyers - Kraken is in this group), @InfiltrationSquad2 (man hunting - nearby other group)
 

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