How Did The Person Above You Die?

[KAmber]

Got suckerpunched except it's a normal sucker punch.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

As court jester, they told the king a joke that was less than amusing, thus earning themselves a slow and painful beheading.

 

[KAmber]

Sucker punch on a lever, causing a Rube Goldberg Device that ends with an axe to the head.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Touched an electric fence

 

[PortugalTM]

Was bitten by a mosquito in the Congo. Got malaria.

Died of thirst before malaria killed him.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Was bitten by a mosquito in the Congo. Got malaria.

Died of thirst before malaria killed him.

Got falcon punched, by a baby falcon.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Drowned in the shallow end of the swimming pool because he tried to hold his breath for too long.

 

[PortugalTM]

Got falcon punched, by a baby falcon.

Was round house kicked by the Monster House.

 

[KAmber]

Was sucker punched with a garden rake in the back

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Got both thumbs broken in a shovel fight, then his kneecaps, then got finished off by a poodle and a Persian cat.

 

[KAmber]

Got market gardened except it was a sucker punch

 

[Chimney Swift]

Bludgeoned to death with a clown shoe.

 

[KAmber]

Got bazaar farmed except it was not a sucker punch

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Killed by a 3 year old hobbit with a kitchen knife and buried in their potato patch.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Got bazaar farmed except it was not a sucker punch

Got reported for sucker punching so much, committed seppuku.

 

[KAmber]

Except it was sucker punch suicide and it was by that floating murder fist i mentioned way earlier on and also continued going until it hit a bomb, which blew up a building, which bankrupted poor ViciousVip3R and then they committed seppuku.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

And then the economy collapsed, relegating KAmber to a slow, lonely death at the hands of hypothermia and hunger.

 

[Doctor Nope]

Got mistaken for an actual viper by a random person who then shot you out of fear.

 

[KAmber]

Sucker punch to the behind

 

[Doctor Nope]

Overdosed on sucker punches

 

[KAmber]

Sucker punch by john cena

 

[Doctor Nope]

Got blasted by the shockwave from John Cena punching me

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Got blasted by the shockwave from John Cena punching me

Tripped over John Cena and fell into a black hole, because you couldn't see him.

 

[Doctor Nope]

Got dragged down into the black hole with me as I grabbed blindly at the closest thing which was...you.

 

[KAmber]

Got backstabbed through a white hole