How Did The Person Above You Die?

[ViciousVip3R]

Got mobbed by politically correct protesters.

 

[PortugalTM]

Nosedive off an apartment building.

No, it wasn't suicide, he tripped over a Pomeranian

 

[KAmber]

Death by dorito

 

[Brookswho]

Pointed at the wrong person

 

[KAmber]

Suckerpunch to the arm, except it was with a nuclear missile.

 

[Moritz]

Bludgeoned to death by children with rubber truncheons.

They broke the number one rule, no disturbing naptime.

 

[KAmber]

Sucker punch to china
No refunds.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Sucker punch to china
No refunds.

Got a refund from Costco. Welcome to China

 

[Cross]

NASCAR pile-up and explosion.

 

[KAmber]

Sucker punch to the arm except it's a broken beer bottle with lots of broken beer.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Drank the beer, got drunk, killed you with some Drunken Fist.

 

[KAmber]

Choked to death from broken beer, then used said Drunken Fist to sucker punch thyself in le gut.

 

[Sunstone]

Tried to use the sonic screwdriver as a magic wand. Used the wrong setting

 

[PortugalTM]

Uber driver stabbed him to death because Sunstone refused to the pay the full fare, declaring it was rigged.

 

[Sunstone]

Uber driver stabbed him to death because Sunstone refused to the pay the full fare, declaring it was rigged.

Laughed to death because my laughter is contagious.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Was hit in the neck with a tranquilizer dart by someone who lacked a sense of humor for his laughter. The dose was too strong for him.

 

[Sunstone]

Was hit in the neck with a tranquilizer dart by someone who lacked a sense of humor for his laughter. The dose was too strong for him.

Died of a meta overdose after posting a comment of rpnation.com, however the website got a lot more attention after being featured on BBC news.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Died of sleep deprivation

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Died from a meme OD.

 

[PortugalTM]

Died to bandits

 

[MarinesThePsychoticReaper]

Died to the Russian Mobsters wearing White suits, While he himself wore an Animal mask massacring half of their guys in the building.


"You can't press R to restart this time."

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Got "fired" by the head reaper. By fired I mean he kills ya.

 

[MarinesThePsychoticReaper]

That person died after telling a bad joke. (Sorry bud. But lately my funny bone went missing.)

 

[KAmber]

Suckerpunch by a mayan giant robot with a gunsword and a t-rex cannon

 

[PortugalTM]

KAmber Went into suckerpunch withdrawal