How Did The Person Above You Die?

[cadence]

Someone fell into CreatorOfImagination's cage

 

[Dugym]

Nope. /skip

Trippy died for failing to notice just another person lurking and waiting to strike.


(honestly, trippy's been the last poster almost every time I come here to post, it's getting worrying)

@Just Another Person You forgot to skip him.


/Skip

 

[SteveSteve]

A swift shop by a K-ra-tay fighting bear

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

SteveSteve died a horrible death at the hands of a psycho cat lady. A cat couldn't see his face and started meowing and screaming as he entered the "empty" house. The old cat owner had not seen a human face in decades and considered him a threat to her cats, so she pounced on him and tore out his throat with her remaining razor sharp teeth. The death was attributed to vampires and his corpse was eaten by rabid stray dogs.

 

[PortugalTM]

Rachael of the Shire died while.shopping at her local Michael's craft store. While passing by the sowing machines, she decided to try one out.

Unfortunately she stabbed her finger, and in pain stumbled backwards, into her shopping cart. She fell inside, and started rolling away.

She rolled into a shelving area where it collapsed on top of her, ending her life. One of the local news stations regarded it as " A series of unfortunate events "

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

(Lol, I do shop at Michael's, sew, ride in shopping carts, and climb shelves when nobody's looking).

 

[PortugalTM]

(Lol, I do shop at Michael's, sew, ride in shopping carts, and climb shelves when nobody's looking).

(I was oddly on point with that one. I must be mAAAAaAaAaaaaAAaaaAagical

 

[FTR]

The winter was unforgiving and after weeks of struggle, supplies began to dry up. It was decided something needed to be done, for the sake of the children. It was PortugalTM who drew the shortest straw....

 

[PortugalTM]

The winter was unforgiving and after weeks of struggle, supplies began to dry up. It was decided something needed to be done, for the sake of the children. It was PortugalTM who drew the shortest straw....

Drank pumpkin spice cyanide

 

[CastoffCaptain]

A terrible wound to the head in bathroom fall while trying to steal the urinal cake.

 

[FTR]

CastoffCaptain drank the koolaid.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Pumpkin Spice Cyanide got into a fight with one too many pirates and was tossed aboard. Upon landing, she was captured by a merman who wanted to date her, but didn't know she couldn't breathe underwater.

 

[FTR]

Rachael of the Shire stepped on a landmine while on a mission trip in Laos.

 

[TheRockInception]

Pumpkin Spice Cyanide died after going to Starbucks and ordering a cyanide laced pumpkin spice latte.
Original, I know.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

TheRockInception had an unfortunate firecracker accident one 4th of July. At least he was happy.

 

[KirienIsamu]

A Chocolate overdose. At least it was enjoyable.

 

[PortugalTM]

A nutmeg overdose. Surprising enough it's very easy to have one. And not surprising, it wasn't as enjoyable as the chocolate won.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Headbanged too hard and scrambled his brains. But it was fun.

 

[Alstromeria]

Rachel of the shire refused to bow to a man. This man cut off her feet.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Rachel of the shire refused to bow to a man. This man cut off her feet.

Pfft. Still not bowing.


Killed by a knight looking for treasure and glory.

 

[KAmber]

Discreetly killed during a crusade

 

[tremblelance]

Unfortunately passed away after losing a fight with the vending machine that refused to give them their quarters back.

 

[KAmber]

ate too many darn apples

 

[Hall Kervean]

They passed in a manner similar to the Twelfth.
After donning a costume, cloning themselves into having four duplicate, and swallowing a bomb, they leapt atop a roof and put on a fireworks display before bum-rushing 3 people. Unfortunately, one of them was able to detect the real one and lopped off their, which resulted in them blowing up a safe distance away.

RIP KAmber

 

[KAmber]

Got peeled, nuff said