Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[AnimeGenork]

Hey my face is tired, mind if I put it on yours?

 

[Miss-Keruberosu]

HeY i ThInK yOu'Re PrEtTy CoOl, MaYbE wE cAn HaNg OuT oR sOmEtHiN'

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

I like your last name. Can I have it?

 

[PandorasBox101]

I may be Pandora's box, but I'll open my lid for you anytime

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Seems I'm the sly one, here to pick up off your table.

 

[PandorasBox101]

Helium Yttrium, Barium Boron Yttrium.

 

[poison goth]

Are you french cause EIFFEL for you *buh dum TSS* god i'm cringy

 

[BackSet]

Did it hurt when you crawled out of hell?

 

[Idea]

Objection! Your honor, this witness is too handsome to question.

 

[Noble Scion]

While it’s open for debate whether water is wet or not, I can show you something that most certainly is~

 

[Idea]

Among the ducklings, everyone knows the ugly one, but they the most beautiful seems lost. And I think I just found them.

 

[BackSet]

I don't know why there's something and not nothing but I'm glad your something.

 

[Idea]

*stares in pure confusion*

Are you pointing or is d*ck just contagious?

 

[BackSet]

Learned this one from NeonFlow

 

[Idea]

I think you may have just posted that on the wrong thread

 

[NeonFlow]

"What are your plans for the weekend? I planned on making you smile, you got time for that?"

Of course theres always.
"I'll tell ya a squid story if ya want"

 

[Hella Downweather]

"Can I do something stupid and blame it on alcohol?"

 

[BackSet]

Wanna be friends?

 

[deumDeitas]

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

 

[Idea]

Shala’gul Shalatar, or whatever the password to your pants is

 

[BackSet]

You're a handsome man... probably.

 

[Idea]

You're a handsome man... probably.

Haha I beat the odds!

That's both my response, and the pick up line.

 

[Palamino_Horse]

So, it seems you like Anime? 'Cause I can Ani-make you scream "Senpai!"

 

[Idea]

So, it seems you like Anime? 'Cause I can Ani-make you scream "Senpai!"

Wow, I love that, and I don't even know why. It's so corny yet funny and straighforward, it's like the person's just giving up half way through lol

But if you give me a chance baby, I can show you one thing that won't give up halfway through

 

[BackSet]

Are you a webcomic because I want to binge you but at the same time I don't want to make a long term commitment.