Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[The Hero]

Did it hurt when you crawled from the depths of hell? Because, you're smoking hot.

 

[Roxasarass]

You are quite heartless
But that's real okay with me
Because you've stole mine

 

[Shotgunpenguin]

Baby, when you're with me we'll make fireworks look dull by comparison

 

[adrian_]

Baby, your love is more infatuating than the American Civil War.

(End my suffering.)

 

[Hollycrest]

Hope you don't mind that I followed you, I've been told to always follow my dreams.

 

[Anxiety]

I sometimes find myself wishing to be Link but, alas, I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.
LOL THAT WAS AWFUL I'M SORRY.

 

[Roxasarass]

I'm what's been making you so anxious, wanna go out on a date?

quite shite

 

[Suum]

Give me the chance and I'll Rox your world baby.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Hey, want to go
..
hunt
rabbits
I guess
?

*slides in*

 

[LadybirdMooch]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poetry
Let's fuck

 

[Sir Fungus]

You must be a nuclear fusion core, because our relationship will last for life.

 

[LadybirdMooch]

?Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the six
I'll be the nine.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I HAVE SILLY BANDS

 

[Sir Fungus]

I’m going to eat you like I ate your family.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Hey are you a outside of a crowded school bus
because then you're in a pickup line

._.

 

[BIMightB]

are u nuclear bc ur the bomb

 

[ThatDovah]

Hey there I seem to have lost my phone number--could I get yours?

 

[Roxasarass]

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

my worst one yet

 

[Unchosen]

Hey, if I can get your attention with one finger, immagine tonight with these bad boys.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

 

[adrian_]

Are you Haitian? Because you're making me wanna pacify your revolt.

 

[stormingorono]

im gay and girls are gr8

 

[Daisie]

I like the cat hoodie, it tells me you're purrfect

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Do you like sales because im holding one at my place, clothes are 100% off

 

[LocoMetal]

I'll be really mad if you die.