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[arctic]

I can't guarantee snow, but jingle my balls and I'll give you a white christmas

that was actually the worst i am so sorry

 

[Troldmand]

jeez : D

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

 

[cherub.]

I MAY NOT BE PRINCE ERIC
BUT CAN I BE A PART OF YOUR WORLD?
(-:

 

[Noble Scion]

Spoiler

Roses are red

Spoiler

violets are blue

Spoiler

Marry me

Spoiler

Or you’ll be dead too

 

[cherub.]

my name isnt sulley
but you can still be my boo

 

[Cinder_Rabbit]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have amnesia
Microwave

 

[cherub.]

woah
thats like the best one Cinder_Rabbit

 

[Cinder_Rabbit]

woah
thats like the best one Cinder_Rabbit

That's just how I roll xD

 

[Wasted Ink]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Wouldn't even flick you away.

 

[Generic Brooding Antihero]

Ain't no ink gunn be wasted on you, hun.

 

[SampaisWrath]

Two awesomely bad ones!

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.

 

[Basherbrains]

If you were a game of Quiddich, I would always be your Seeker. ♡

 

[StaceyAnimeKpopFan37]

are you from Tennessee?


cause you're the only ten-I-see!

don't kill me please

 

[CastoffCaptain]

Did you just escape from the zoo? Because let me tell you, you're the gorilla my dreams.

 

[cherub.]

there are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?

nevermind, i missed u r a q t.

 

[Cinder_Rabbit]

I heard you like bad guys ..well I don't mean to brag ... but I suck at everything!

 

[Roxasarass]

I'd fantasize about you in prison.

 

[Wert]

My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute

 

[Roxasarass]

You are most definitely cute.

Hey, you got a sunburn or are you always this hot?

 

[RavenWing13]

If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[madame moiselle]

Baby I gotta know, are you a power button or what? Cause you definitely turn me on... ^

I'm trying to imagine this with my most sexy voice. If I even have one, that is. XD

RavenWing13

 

[RavenWing13]

Baby I gotta know, are you a power button or what? Cause you definitely turn me on... ^

I'm trying to imagine this with my most sexy voice. If I even have one, that is. XD

RavenWing13

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full.

 

[RavenWing13]

I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Here it is everybody, the pickup line that attracts every woman in the world

 

[cherub.]

roses are red
violets are blue
i would give my wifi password to you