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[yourlocal-eboyy]

Hehe baby on counter

 

[Sir Fungus]

You're no fun...

Hey, I’m at least allowing you alcohol.

 

[BunnyVT]

Hey, I’m at least allowing you alcohol.

*Sigh*
Whatever...I'm going out

*looks around house*
Where is everyone?

Oh, welcome home KitKat

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

gday kit. im back from the mojave

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Glances over at kit and tries to keep eyes to her face*
Oh, hey.

 

[BunnyVT]

*Goes weapon shopping to see if I can find a weapon to off myself with*

I can't live in this world anymore

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I’m just here like

 

[Lone Star II]

H-hey Sir Fungus
So I got kidnapped.
But it turns out some guy just wanted to breed me I guess?
I just asked if I could go and sure enough he was a nice guy.
Although I have no idea why those other girls didn't get off...

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Goes weapon shopping to see if I can find a weapon to off myself with*

I can't live in this world anymore

*Grabs by the shirt*
Page, no
*Sets down on couch*

 

[BunnyVT]

I’m just here like
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*Takes yourlocal-eboyy with me since they're fun*

 

[Sir Fungus]

H-hey Sir Fungus
So I got kidnapped.
But it turns out some guy just wanted to breed me I guess?
I just asked if I could go and sure enough he was a nice guy.
Although I have no idea why those other girls didn't get off...

WOAH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

 

[BunnyVT]

*Grabs by the shirt*
Page, no
*Sets down on couch*

*Gets back up and heads for the door*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

silent happy

 

[Lone Star II]

Ooh, can I have a knife?
Can I come Bun?

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Gets back up and heads for the door*

*Does the same thing*

Ooh, can I have a knife?
Can I come Bun?

No, knives are bad.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Yeah sure I have plenty

hands a knife to them

 

[BunnyVT]

Ooh, can I have a knife?
Can I come Bun?

Yes to both Let's go!
*Heads for door again cause I won't be swayed*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Pulls everybody back*
I can do this all day.

 

[Lone Star II]

Jeez, you aren't much fun, are you?
Hmm...well, I guess I can't say that just yet.
*looks Fungus up and down*

Yes to both Let's go!
*Heads for door again cause I won't be swayed*

*Walks briskly after Bun*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

:[

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

aww, why cant we go out ?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Goes upstairs and goes out the window*
Stupid old man and his stupid rules

 

[Sir Fungus]

Jeez, you aren't much fun, are you?
Hmm...well, I guess I can't say that just yet.
*looks Fungus up and down*

*Nervous sweating*

aww, why cant we go out ?

Cause I will not have my page go and kill herself.

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Goes upstairs and goes out the window*
Stupid old man and his stupid rules

*Teleports in front of bun*
And wheeeeere do you think you’re going?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Nervous sweating*

Cause I will not have my page go and kill herself.

LIKE YOU CAN STOP ME!!