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[Sir Fungus]

*Currently dying of blood loss*

 

[BunnyVT]

M-my...my thighs....
*BLUSHES MAX LEVEL*
Uhhh...
*wiggles out of Bun's arms*
I need to go...for a bit...uhhhmmm...

What is my life at this point??
*Goes out to buy enough alcohol to knock her out for a bit*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Alright that’s it all of you have to play knife monopoly

 

[Lone Star II]

Fungus, are you...are you okay?
Bun are you leaving?

 

[Lone Star II]

((((I like how we're just ignoring knife monopoly over here lol hahaha))))

 

[BunnyVT]

I'm going to the store, I need a strong drink after being in this house

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Get cigarettes and milk

 

[Lone Star II]

I'm going to the store, I need a strong drink after being in this house

Take me with you?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Fungus, are you...are you okay?
Bun are you leaving?

I....Do not...know...

 

[BunnyVT]

Take me with you?

*Thinks*
Sorry Kit, I don't think you'd be safe....where I'm going

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Let’s go to Denny’s

 

[BunnyVT]

Let’s go to Denny’s

I need alcohol, not pancakes

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Not any ordinary Denny’s

 

[Lone Star II]

*goes to room and destroys machine*
There. That settles that.
*exits house and walks away*
*continues walking for a long time*
*stops at a hill somewhere off in the distance*
*constructs bench swing and sits in it while sun sets*
*looks off at the horizon*
*dozes to sleep*

 

[BunnyVT]

Not any ordinary Denny’s

Hm?
*Interest has been piqued*

 

[BunnyVT]

*goes to room and destroys machine*
There. That settles that.
*exits house and walks away*
*continues walking for a long time*
*stops at a hill somewhere off in the distance*
*constructs bench swing and sits in it while sun sets*
*looks off at the horizon*
*dozes to sleep*

Kat!
*Looks at Fungus and Heals him*
Alright.....time to go get KitKat!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

We’re going to adult Denny’s

 

[Sir Fungus]

I LIVE

 

[BunnyVT]

And....deeply regretting reviving them...

Now time to get KitKat so I can find the nearest pub and drink away my memories of today!
*Heads outside to find Kat*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Following Cause...reasons*

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

*finally makes it back from the mojave to see kit leaving house* so . . . what'd i miss?

 

[Sir Fungus]

*finally makes it back from the mojave to see kit leaving house* so . . . what'd i miss?

Thighs

 

[BunnyVT]

I....Hate....all of you...right now
*Picks up liquor bottle and begins to drink from it*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Shrugs*
Sorry page, just the way I am.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Hey guys
*walks in with heels, but the actual heel parts are knives. my height is now 3’*