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[Lone Star II]

*still asleep on the hill*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Mentally prepares to actually kill myself after we find Kat while still drinking the liquor*
Hey yourlocal-eboyy , you got a knife to spare?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Page no, I read your thoughts.

 

[Lone Star II]

*wakes up, sensing danger*
W-what?
Who are you?
Wait, h-MMMMPPPFF!!!!!!
*passes out*

 

[BunnyVT]

YOU. CAN'T. STOP. ME.

*Senses that Kat is in danger*

 

[Sir Fungus]

Actually, I can.

 

[Lone Star II]

*gets thrown into a van*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Rips the van apart*

 

[Sir Fungus]

WHO DARES!?

 

[BunnyVT]

Not if I can help it, you can't

*Runs out of the door and down a random street*

 

[Lone Star II]

((((You aren't even near Kitt Fungus, how would you even be able to do that lol))))

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

go ahead, look. Take a knife if you will.

Spoiler: Heels

 

[BunnyVT]

*Comes back and grabs a knife and another bottle of liquor before leaving again*

 

[Sir Fungus]

(((Damn, you right Lone Star II )))

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Swipes knife away from bun*
Do I have to restrict you again?

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Don’t restrict knives

let fate allow those their own choice and mind

 

[BunnyVT]

*Swipes knife away from bun*
Do I have to restrict you again?

TRY. ME. OLD. MAN.
*Takes another drink from the bottle and takes the knife back*

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

*opens portable portal to send knife to brazil* not today

 

[Sir Fungus]

TRY. ME. OLD. MAN.
*Takes another drink from the bottle and takes the knife back*

*Takes the knife and disintegrates it, then snatches the bottle and drinks it whole, unaffected by the alcohol at all.*
Now let’s find kit, and get you both home.

 

[Lone Star II]

*awakens in van*
What the?
*looks around*
Why are there literally catgirls everywhere in here...I don't understand.
(guy in van: we're trying to save the catgirl race from extinction.
And so you decided to knock me out and put me in a van?
(yeah basically.
Can I go now??
(you're far from home, probably. I wouldn't let you out right here.
*looks out the from window*
My house is literally right there.
*points to the side*
(Really? Then what were you doing so far from home?
Just trying to clear my head I guess.
*guy lets me out*
Thanks for the ride!
(Anytime!
(other catgirls from van: Nyah Nyah!!!
~Nyah Nyah girls!~

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Haha you’re old

*climbs into a bar stool. however, I am still too small to reach over the counter*

 

[Lone Star II]

*looks around house*
Where is everyone?

 

[BunnyVT]

Why am I the only one who doesn't get to do something fun, eh??

*Helps yourlocal-eboyy get across the counter, grabbing another knife before leaving the house*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Disintegrates that one too*

I can at least allow the alcohol.

 

[BunnyVT]

*Disintegrates that one too*

I can at least allow the alcohol.

You're no fun...